Snooki admits she had feelings for Vinny Guadagnino on Jersey Shore.
This is not surprising to those of us who have watched the show since the beginning, but also not something she likes to be reminded about in retrospect.
On tonight's new episode, Snooki, who's still with Jionni LaValle, wishes she hadn't professed her love for Guadagnino during a raucous club outing.
"I'm embarrassed. F--k my life," Snooki says. "I like him, but it's not a good look for me to start to have feelings [as] he's bringing home all these girls."
"He tells me he's not going to bring anyone else back home so we can cuddle and then he brings somebody home. It just makes me look stupid."
Though their romance didn't pan out, all is not lost.
At least she got it in at least once, ended up with another boyfriend, and is on the cover of Rolling Stone for some reason. Yes, really. She's on it.
Freaking Snooki. That's all we have to say.