That was the statement Gossip Girl star Chace Crawford made following his arrest for marijuana possession last week. Not his official police statement, but still.
The booking photo following Crawford's arrest ranks among the best ever, with those man bangs (however tousled and greasy), piercing eyes and facial hair.
Heart throb that he is, it shouldn't be shocking that the 24-year-old managed to look hot even in such circumstances. We certainly couldn't say that with ours.
Talk about making the best of a bad situation ...
Chace Crawford: Pimpin' even in an orange jumpsuit.
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