Last season on Jersey Shore, Brad Ferro punched Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi.
That was very uncool. You cannot condone violence of that nature, especially perpetrated against an Oompa Loompa by a 'roided-up gym teacher.
A drink tossed in her face, tough? That we can appreciate.
The reality star, who just broke up with Emilio Masella, was doing shots with co-star J-Woww at Ocean's 10 bar in Miami Saturday at 6 p.m.
That's when some random dude approached her.
Do not f--k with the Snook.
"She was in a good mood, but this particular guy was obviously interested and she wasn't,” a witness said. "She told him flat out, 'Don't f--k with me.'"
He yoinked her drink and walked off. The situation escalated.
"I guess he provoked her by wanting an apology and she flipped out," the witness said. "Snooki threw a handful of food from her table at the guy, and then slapped him on his shoulder and his face - before tossing a plastic cup at him."
It is unclear whether this will be shown on Jersey Shore, but unknown guy retaliated by throwing his drink all over Snooki. Well worth $7.50.
J-Woww ran over screaming "What the f--k happened?" as security threw him out. Snooki said, "He took my drink!" Scintillating, as always.
After taking a few seconds to re-do her hair pouf, she continued partying with J-Woww at another location. Season Two begins July 29!