THG Caption Contest: April 30

Welcome, readers, to The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest, where you all try to think and post the funniest caption(s) for the celebrity photo below!

Today's subject? The legendary Jessica Simpson on the talk show circuit. What could she and Ellen be saying / doing? What would make a great caption?

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Adam Lambert Goes Platinum

Take note, Adam Lambert haters: you can't keep this singer down!

The former American Idol finalist has been criss-crossing Europe all week, promoting his debut CD there - and it's paying off big time

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Ricky Martin, Other Latin Celebs Agree: Arizona Sucks!

If you're a legal immigrant in Arizona, walking down the street with your child, you may now get stopped by the police solely based on the color of your skin.

While it seems incomprehensible that such a law could be passed in the United States, it's a sad fact. It's also one that Shakira spoke out against yesterday and then actually headed down to Phoenix to discuss in person with the mayor and other locals.

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Ben Roethlisberger: Despicable, Clowned By Eminem

Sorry, Ben Roethlisberger. If it's a taboo subject, carries pop cultural significance or involves a celebrity (you're 3-for-3), Eminem is gonna go there.

Ben has been immortalized in one of the rapper's songs, fittingly called "Despicable." That's when you know you've made it ... for better or worse.

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Joslyn James Striptease Tour Follows Tiger to N.C.

Joslyn James Striptease Tour Follows Tiger to N.C.

Tiger Woods is hitting the links this weekend, and wouldn't you know it, his ol' mistress Joslyn James is going to be naked in the same city! What are the odds!

The stripper / porn star is appearing at the Uptown Cabaret in Charlotte, N.C., tonight and tomorrow while Tiges competes at the Quail Hollow Championship.

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Lance Armstrong and Anna Hansen: Expecting!

Lance Armstrong and Anna Hansen: Expecting!

Looks like congratulations are in order for cycling champion Lance Armstrong: he's expecting his fifth child, and second with girlfriend Anna Hansen!

Lance announced the news this way: by creating a Twitter account for the kid, "Cincoarmstrong." That may be the lamest thing we've ever heard.

Posted in: Celebrity Babies
Miley Cyrus Sounds Like Britney Spears, Can't Be Tamed

Miley Cyrus Sounds Like Britney Spears, Can't Be Tamed

Earlier this week, Miley Cyrus made wishes come true for many children in need. (See photos below.)

Now, in her new single, the young singer makes wishes come true for fans that want to see her follow in the footsteps of Britney Spears; i.e. sing seductively about how much all guys want her. Just sample these lyrics from the song "Can't Be Tamed."

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Jesse James: Really Stressed Out!

Jesse James: Really Stressed Out!

You know what they say. It's fun while it lasts, but eventually, the stress of being an adulterous, Nazi-loving jackass is bound to catch up with you.

James, whose cheating on Oscar winning wife Sandra Bullock has been well documented and led to her filing for divorce, is feeling really stressed!

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Lindsay Lohan Violates Probation; Likely to Be Jailed

Lindsay Lohan's downward spiral continues - although this time, there may be actual, serious legal implications after she violated the terms of her probation.

That's no joke, and will almost certainly land her in jail, according to reports. On probation for DUI, LL has not fulfilled her alcohol education requirements.

Posted in: Celebrity Scandals
New Kate Gosselin Book Tanks Hard

New Kate Gosselin Book Tanks Hard

Kate Gosselin's latest book isn't exactly flying off the shelves, which is a good thing too, because if it were, the apocalypse might be imminent.

Since its April 13 release, I Just Want You to Know: Letters to My Kids on Love, Faith, and Family has sold 10,084 copies, according to reports.

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Happy Birthday, Ashley Dupre!

Happy Birthday, Ashley Dupre!

The lovely Ashley Dupre turns 25 today. Happy birthday to our personal favorite former political sex scandal participant and current Playboy cover girl!

She gets a bad rap, having been a high-priced hooker, but in Ash's defense, she was just trying to make a living, and didn't know who her clients were.

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Lindsay Lohan: Strapped, Ready For Cinemax

Lindsay Lohan: Strapped, Ready For Cinemax

The ridiculous things Lindsay Lohan Tweets don't even cause us to bat an eye most of the time, but given recent events in her life, this one has us concerned.

Posting links to her "artistic" recent photo shoot with Tyler Shields, Lindsay looks like she's trying out for a Cinemax late night movie. Seriously. What a mess.

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