Tiger Woods mistress/porn star Joslyn James did as advertised and posted over 100 sexy text messages that Tiger allegedly sent her on her website earlier today.
The topics? Choking, threesomes, golden showers, etc.
Standard fare for Tiger Woods these days apparently.
We're starting to get an idea of why Elin Woods is supposedly so irate over Tiger's dalliances with Joslyn James, even though he had a dozen other mistresses.
Her site, Sexting Joslyn James (really) includes texts from the greatest golfer in the history of the sport saying to her, among other things:
- I am going to make you my whore.
- I would like to have a threesome with you and another girl you trust.
- I want to treat you rough, throw you around, spank and slap you.
- Have you ever had a golden shower done to you? ... just morbid curiosity.
- You are my f**king whore. Hold you down while I choke you.
PLAYING ALL THE HOLES: Just when we thought Tiger Woods couldn't be more of a depraved individual.
Interestingly, Joslyn James omitted the texts she sent back to Tiger, so it's impossible to know the context or what she said that may have egged the superstar on.
Then again, that golden shower one seemed pretty unprovoked. Who's just sitting around thinking of that? Not judging or anything, just asking.
And then there's this, on September 8, 2009:
"Having a few issues at home," he writes, in the understatement of all time. "Might be a little later before I see you tonight ... parent hood melt down :)"
The last message, dated October 4, 2009, says, "Don't f**king talk to me. You almost just ruined my life. If my agent and these guys had seen you ... F**k!"
F**k is right.
Woods was allegedly livid because J-squared sneaked into Tiger's hotel room in Las Vegas that morning while Woods entertained investors from Dubai.
When he returned to the room ... she was still in the room.
He was not happy. No word on whether she was able to make it up to him somehow ... seems like she may have a few tricks in the (golf) bag.