On the season finale of The Hills, Spencer Pratt finally learned if Heidi is knocked up, while Justin refused to let Kristin Cavallari break things off without a fight.
As always, The Hollywood Gossip staff looks back at the major developments on Tuesday’s episode of The Hills, awarding and deducting points as we see fit …
Minus 2 for the obligatory, scripted Stacie-Kristin opening discussion.
Spencer on Heidi’s tactics: “That’s straight hijacking sperm!” Plus 3.
Audrina Patridge feels that she has to see Justin – one last time – for closure. Minus 12 because we’ve heard that many times before, spanning two seasons.
Kristin tells Justin-Bobby she doesn’t want a boyfriend right now. That or she just doesn’t want one who mumbles constantly and bathes infrequently. Plus 4.
Spencer: “Am I a grown up, Enzo?” Enzo: “I dunno!” Plus 3.
Brody’s friend Taylor, a.k.a. Sleazy T, is engaged! To Abbey Wilson, Joe Francis’ ex and the girl behind his fight with Jayde Nicole! Plus 11 for the randomness.
Kristin and Justin-Bobby are, like, a couple now. Yes, really.
Heidi has officially morphed into a skanky Barbie doll. Minus 4.
Wow, Jayde Nicole isn’t crazy or clingy at all. Wow. Brody did the right thing and decided to end things, at least… if he goes through with it. Plus only 2 for now.
Kristin admits that maybe her bitchiness / bad-girl attitude is just a facade that stems from attachment issues after her parents’ divorce. How … honest! Plus 7.
Justin to Audrina: “Maybe I didn’t commit because you weren’t the one.” Minus 6, but Plus 9 for her rebuttal that he’s going to die alone. Harsh but necessary.
Plus 15 for Heidi Montag drawing out her answer, a la Season 2, when Spencer asks if she’s preggers: “I was hoping … it’s my dream … but … I’m not.” Way to make him squirm a little, Heidi. But Minus 10 because WE KNOW.
Apparently inspired by Audrina telling him off, Justin-Bobby bears his soul and says he’s not ready to let Kristin go … and she’s all for it! Minus only 3, because while they totally gross us out, we can’t say we saw it coming – for once.
TOTAL: +15! SEASON TOTAL: +105! Week in and week out, The Hills remains a fun guilty pleasure, and the season finale was no exception. But without Lauren Conrad, things aren’t the same. Speidi can’t carry it alone, and we’re indifferent on Kristin.
Will the show be back for another season? Should it be back? What was your favorite part of last night’s finale – and the season overall? Comment and tell us!