Some Celebs Twitter Deep Thoughts, Others Not So Much

Some Celebs Twitter Deep Thoughts, Others Not So Much

Ever wonder what your favorite celebrities, or John Mayer for that matter, are thinking right this second? Well, thanks to the marvelous invention known as Twitter, you can wonder no longer - just subscribe to their innermost thoughts.

You can start your Friday off with some inspirational words from Diddy, for example. He aims to motivate and carry you throughout your day, wherever it may lead:

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Britney Spears Now Seeking New Roadies

Britney Spears Now Seeking New Roadies

Instead of "If U Seek Amy," Britney Spears might be singing "If U Seek New Roadies" on her next album. Girl has been employing some seriously shady peeps.

On Thursday, Rockey Lee Dickey Jr. and Alex Montes, two employees of a company contracted to provide equipment for the Circus Starring Britney Spears tour, were nabbed by Pittsburgh police for aggravated assault, E! News says.

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Michael Sarver Sent Home on American Idol

This week's American Idol results show lacked the drama and surprise of last Wednesday's installment, when Alexis Grace was shockingly sent home.

Instead, Michael Sarver received the lowest-number of viewer votes - and everyone in the building knew that the judges would not save the nice oil rigger, as he sang another rendition of "Ain't Too Proud to Beg" last night.

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Dina Lohan is a Twittering Nut Job

Dina Lohan is a Twittering Nut Job

Twitter is an incomprehensible, pathetic tool used by self-centered, insecure individuals that believe the world actually cares about their every move.

That being said, Dina Lohan almost makes the invention worthwhile!

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Robert O'Ryan: Charged!

Shawn Johnson may be short, but stalking the gymnast will get one in trouble with the long arm of the law!

The man that allegedly stalked the current Dancing with the Stars contestant, Robert O'Ryan, has been charged with one felony count of stalking and two misdemeanor counts of carrying a loaded firearm in a vehicle.

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Audrina Patridge, Pete Wentz Go Down Under

Audrina Patridge, Pete Wentz Go Down Under

One of these celebrities drinks his own urine. The other is kind of useless but also harmless, reasonably pretty and seemingly everywhere these days.

They're both in Sydney, Australia, for the MTV Australia Awards, which take place tomorrow night. Pete Wentz (hosting) and Audrina Patridge (handling red carpet responsibilities) met up with another star – the MTV Moonman (see below)!

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Anna Faris Steps Into Arena

Anna Faris Steps Into Arena

Either Anna Faris just figured out she was hot and could make a lot of money posing for magazines read by dudes, or we just figured out Anna Faris was hot and making money posing in magazines ready by dudes. Whichever it is, nice work, Anna!

Yesterday, we posted sexy GQ pictures of the actress, most famous for The House Bunny and the upcoming Observe and Report. Today, she's stepping into the Arena.

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Britney Spears: Still Bonkers

Britney Spears is letting it all hang out on her Circus tour.

Sometimes quite literally, in fact. We have shown you about a hundred Britney Spears pictures from her live shows this month. If you haven't seen some of the outfits she's donning, you really owe it do yourself. Just close the blinds first.

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In Case You Didn't Hate Octomom Enough ...

In Case You Didn't Hate Octomom Enough ...

With 14 young mouths to feed - yes, Octomom had six frickin' kids prior to cranking out her famous, artificially-inseminated octuplets in January - it's easy to see how Nadya Suleman could drop $1,500 on clothing in a single shopping trip.

Oh, except that they were for herself.

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Lauren Conrad Speaks Out on Fashion Line

Lauren Conrad Speaks Out on Fashion Line

Amid rumors that her fashion line failed and has been discontinued, Lauren Conrad has taken to her blog to clear up rumors about the line, which is currently "on hiatus," she says. The Hills star and fashion designer writes:

"A few days ago a statement was released to showrooms that carry my clothing line. It asked them to let stores know that I was planning on taking a couple seasons off from my line so that I could make some changes that I felt were necessary."

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