"Does" in the figurative sense of course. The only whoring around Heidi Montag does is of the media variety. At least for now. As far as we know.
Despite reports that the plug was pulled on her upcoming trip to the White House Correspondents' Association dinner (because MSNBC refused to pay for Spencer Pratt's first-class plane ticket), they made it anyway, thank goodness.
Also in attendance to watch George W. Bush make fun of himself, Barack Obama, John McCain, Hillary Clinton and others? Heidi and Spencer's nemesis, Lauren Conrad!
Wonder if the Secret Service had to keep them apart...
Last week, Spencer re-ignited the Lauren Conrad sex tape rumors that caused such an uproar last year, saying it's "1,000 percent true" that the tape of LC and Jason Wahler existed. LC has yet to publicly fire back.
Maybe she's waiting for The Hills tonight.
In any case, here are a few more photos of The Hills stars at the White House Correspondents' Association dinner. Click to enlarge!