Last night on The Bachelor, Matt Grant visited the families of all four remaining
fame-whores aspiring trophy-wives beautiful contestants.
With Shayne Lamas, that amounted to two visits, as her folks are divorced. Matt Grant got to meet action star Lorenzo Lamas, sure. But he was pretty normal, all things considered. The real action came from mother Michele Smith.
Let's just say that Shayne's mom looks like she's been going Heidi Montag style on her own face for the past, oh, 20 years or so. Honestly? Is she even human? Matt Grant has a hell of a poker face for not running away or even flinching ...
What Shayne Lamas may look like after 20 years and/or plastic surgeries.
Somehow - we're guessing the producers aren't involved at all - Shayne Lamas has made it all the way to the final three on The Bachelor. Think Matt Grant is actually going to even consider picking the nut job as his fiancee, though?
We sincerely doubt it, although we certainly hope we're wrong.