Kalie Machado: Britney Spears Needs Mental Help

For three of the most turbulent months of Britney Spears' life, Kalie Machado was a witness to the wreckage, a constant presence by the "singer's" side.

As the great train wreck's personal assistant starting in December 2006, Kalie Machado soon found herself a featured player in Britney's daily soap opera.

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Strange Couple Alert: Lance Armstrong & Ashley Olsen

Strange Couple Alert: Lance Armstrong & Ashley Olsen

Former child star and waif Ashley Olsen reportedly has a new, older man.

While we would normally take celebrity gossip reported by the New York Post or the New York Daily News with a grain of salt, when they're both reporting a story... you've got to at least reduce the size of that grain of salt.

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T.H. Gossip Club Watch: Solo Chace Crawford, Diddy, Natalie Portman, Amy Winehouse & More

T.H. Gossip Club Watch: Solo Chace Crawford, Diddy, Natalie Portman, Amy Winehouse & More

- Chace rollin' solo style? Gossip Girl star Chace Crawford was spotted hitting up New York nightspot Butter ... without a certain someone. While many in the club wondered if his "friend" Carrie Underwood would show up, the young star, sporting a suit and skinny black tie, instead was seen with a different blonde.

- At the same club, one of the regulars, Diddy, kept a low profile, then chatted it up with another Butter mainstay, Jay-Z. The hip-hop moguls seemed to enjoy the mix of music (which was, conveniently, heavy on the Jay-Z hits).

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Lauren Conrad Reveals Guys' Cheesiest Pickup Lines

Lauren Conrad Reveals Guys' Cheesiest Pickup Lines

Ever think that Lauren Conrad is too picky about guys? Maybe it's due to the awful pickup lines that The Hills star has been subjected to!

"The pickup lines have become so cheesy, people hear them as a joke now," Lauren Conrad, 21, says in the new issue of Us Weekly (cover below).

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Kristen Bell: She Bangs, She Bangs

Kristen Bell: She Bangs, She Bangs

You may never see Kristen Bell on Gossip Girl, as she plays the all-knowing, albeit anonymous, title character of the series.

But you can check out this lovely actress right here and now. And you can let us know which look is cuter on the former Veronica Mars star: bangs? or no bangs?

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So Many Lap Dances: Tony Romo Signs $67M Contract

Having already inched his way toward elite celebrity and football status by dating Carrie Underwood and winning 12 of his first 17 starts, Tony Romo was rewarded with a six-year, $67 million contract by the Dallas Cowboys.

Tony Romo is now signed through 2013, which means he'll be the face of the NFL franchise - and hopefully celebrity news publications - in the years to come.

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No Charges Filed in Tommy Lee-Kid Rock Fight

No criminal charges will be filed in connection with the fight between Kid Rock and Tommy Lee at September's MTV Video Music Awards, the Clark County district attorney said.

"It's worth noting that Tommy Lee requested no prosecution relating to the incident, and there were no injuries to either person," said Dan Kulin, a spokesman for the Clark County (Nev.) District Attorney, David Roger.

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Chace Crawford: Carrie Underwood is a Classy Girl

Chace Crawford: Carrie Underwood is a Classy Girl

We've heard from her at length. Now it's his turn. Gossip Girl star Chace Crawford is finally speaking out about his new girlfriend Carrie Underwood.

"She's a classy girl," Chace Crawford told Us Weekly at the 2007 Angel Ball in NYC October 29. No word on whether he and Carrie are going steady. But looks like it.

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