Britney Spears Under Investigation For Child Abuse

Britney Spears Under Investigation For Child Abuse

In the biggest surprise of the day that's not at all surprising, we have just learned that Britney Spears is being investigated for child abuse.

According to TMZ, an unscheduled child abuse hearing was held today at Los Angeles County Superior Court. Present were Britney's lawyer, Dennis Wasser, Kevin Federline's attorney, Mark Vincent Kaplan, and an attorney from the L.A. County Counsel.

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Jessica Alba Takes Cash Back

Jessica Alba Takes Cash Back

Say this about the Jessica Alba and Cash Warren photo below: at least it gives us the chance to use the witty pun in the headline above.

That's about the only comfort we find in this image, as it turns celebrity gossip into fact and proves that Alba and Warren are indeed back together.

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Paperboy Photo Finish: Heidi Montag vs. Paris Hilton

Paris Hilton sucks.

Yeah, at this point, there's very little to say about the Hollywood harlot / ho-tel heiress that hasn't been repeated at length. But we just had to comment on this photo of Paris wearing an old school newsman / paperboy cap.

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The Lindsay Lohan Nude Sex Scene

The Lindsay Lohan Nude Sex Scene

In case you missed the latest Lindsay Lohan movie, I Know Who Killed Me (and, judging by its box office total, you most certainly did), you no longer need to rent it when it comes out on DVD.

That's because, below, we've included the only worthwhile scene from the film. In it, Lohan gets as naked as Gemma Atkinson any time a camera is around.

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