Tale of the Tape: Lauren Conrad vs. Matt Leinart

The Hollywood Gossip staff is proud to bring you Tale of the Tape, in which we break down prospective matchups within the celebrity world you probably have never even considered. Because they are pointless, and above all, not real.

Earlier this week, the claws came out as TV cheerleaders Hayden Panettiere and Minka Kelly (meow!) battled for Hollywood Gossip glory. Today, a pair of cute SoCal products go head to head. Who will emerge victorious when Lauren Conrad goes 10 grueling rounds with Matt Leinart? Let's find out. Ding, ding!

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David Hans Schmidt to Plead Guilty to Extortion

A man known for brokering deals involving celebrity sex photos and videos has agreed to plead guilty in a plot to extort more than $1 million from Tom Cruise.

That "man" is none other than David Hans Schmidt.

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Shar Jackson Blogs About Celebrity Rap Superstar

Shar Jackson Blogs About Celebrity Rap Superstar

"Actress" and professional baby mama Shar Jackson has snagged a role on yet another reality show. On Celebrity Rap Superstar, Shar and other celebrities rap.

That's about all there is to say about it. You can imagine how good this show is. Kendra Wilkinson, Jason Wahler and celebrity gossip gangsta Perez Hilton are among the other stars flashin' mad skillz and dropping the illest, phattest beatz.

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Ne-Yo Weighs in on Britney Spears "Comeback"

Britney Spears may not be focused on pants or personal hygiene these days, but she has supposedly been working hard on her new album.

Of huge importance to her comeback is a collaboration with Criss Angel on the opening act for MTV's Video Music Awards, which she previewed to network reps.

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Eve: Ankle Monitors Suck

She's been wearing an ankle monitor for about month, but rapper Eve said she can't get used to the hefty device that's been attached to her since her DUI bust.

"It's the most annoying thing," she said Tuesday at Tao Nightclub in Las Vegas.

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