On April 5, Lauren Conrad received a shocking phone call.
No, it wasn't from Jason Wahler looking to get his ass bailed out of jail. Though the stunning call she received did pertain to her loser, arrest-prone ex-boyfriend.
A friend called LC to tell her about a report on the celebrity gossip site Perez Hilton claiming that Wahler was looking to sell a Lauren Conrad sex tape.
"My friend started reading the item to me, and I literally could not breathe," Lauren Conrad tells Us Weekly. "I thought she was joking when she started telling me."
Though Perez Hilton tells Us that he confirmed the tape's existence with "multiple sources close to Lauren and Jason," the star of The Hills denies the report.
"Honestly, they videotape my life five days out of the week. I don't need additional footage, you know?"
Whomever leaked the story seems to have a vendetta against Lauren Conrad.
Among the possible culprits? Sources close to Conrad are pointing fingers at her former BFF and roommate, Heidi Montag, and her a$$hole boyfriend, Spencer Pratt, who was Conrad's nemesis throughout The Hills.
The Laguna Beach native and reality TV star notes that Montag was the one friend who didn't reach out after news of the alleged tape broke.
"This has literally been, like, the worst week ever," she said. "And someone who's supposedly my friend didn't even call or text me."
Oh. Snap. Those be fighting words. And not entirely undeserved, seeing that Heidi apparently has time to get a boob job, but not call or text LC. Lame!
Nevertheless, the accused pair deny any wrongdoing.
"It's sad someone would make up something like that, and even sadder people think we had anything to do with it," Spencer Pratt said.
"I feel horrible for Lauren, but I had nothing to do with spreading that false, disgusting rumor," Montag concurred.
While we can't say for sure who leaked the story about the sex tape, we're confident it wasn't Whitney Port.
Is that girl a sweetheart, or what?