Keira Knightley is pissed.
No, not because she got rejected for a part in some hot new movie. Or because she and Rupert Friend are on the rocks. They're not. At least as far as we know.
New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady and super hot super model Gisele Bundchen continued their European adventure in Italy this week, seizing the day - and every opportunity possible to suck face. See below...
Try to get the image of Antonella Barba, nude and on her knees, out of your head for a moment, okay?
The singer actually has work to do tonight - and she needs your help.
Heather Mills says her prosthetic leg won't fall off during any routines on Dancing with the Stars.
This raises an obvious question: What the heck is she doing on the show if viewers won't get to enjoy the hilarity of a flying limb?
Paris Hilton loves to show off her headlights.
But the HO-tel heiress apparently hates driving with them on in her car.
No one invited Ashlee Simpson to this new nose party.
At a pre-Oscar party over the weekend, a pair of recent plastic surgeon beauties talked about their feelings for their new body part and the man responsible for it: Beverly Hills doctor Raj Kanodia.
Well, that's taking it a bit far. But Britney Spears' current stint in rehab has already had one positive outcome - Kevin Federline's transformation into a better father.
Us Weekly has even gone so far as to anoint the man as such on its newest cover, and we've seen examples of this in recent weeks. You just never know, do you?
It wouldn't be a party involving the cast of The Hills if it didn't include at least a little drama. Sunday night's Oscars after-party had plenty.
The lavish event - sponsored by Us Weekly, featuring Usonian Entertainment and the cast of MTV's The Hills - was held (fittingly) in the Hollywood Hills at the swanky home of Los Angeles real estate mogul Ronald Haft.
Hear this now: Shar Jackson is speaking out to squash rumors that she and her ex-boyfriend, Kevin Federline, are secretely dating again.
Never mind the fact that we've never heard any rumors to that effect. And we deal in Hollywood rumors here at the Hollywood Gossip, people.
We'll have to wait until August before David Beckham starts playing for the Los Angeles Galaxy of Major League Soccer, which apparently exists.
But that hasn't stopped that British star's wife, Victoria Beckham, from letting the hot L.A. lifestyle go to her head. Literally!
NaomiCampbell says she very much regrets losing her temper and hitting her maid with her cell phone over a pair of missing jeans last year.
Really, we might as well stop there. That pretty much sums it up.
Yesterday, Larry Birkhead spoke about seeing his daughter for the first time. The guy seemed genuinely touched.
Now, sources tell TMZ that Virgie Arthur arrived at Horizons - the Nassau house where Howard K. Stern is looking after the child -around 8 PM last night, and left about 50 minutes later.
Maybe that rumored feud with Jennifer Hudson isn't that big of a deal anymore.
Beyonce may have more important things to worry about now that guests at a Sports Illustrated party may have been exposed to hepatitis by a Wolfgang Puck prep cook, health officials said.
Sure, Jennifer Hudson may be expressing stunned ecstasy over her Oscar victory Sunday night. The actress certainly seemed in awe during her acceptance speech.
But sources backstage at the awards tell us the former American Idol finalist had forgotten all about the little man in her hand by the time this picture was taken.
According to a recent interview given by Kim Kardashian, she really isn't all that rich.
The same definitely can't be said of Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen. According to Forbes magazine, the thin, ghastly sisters are the top-earning stars under the age of 21.
The Hollywood Gossip is torn.
As LC would say, "We're, like, so torn."
Promises Clinic, the rehab center Britney Spears is currently inhabiting, discovered Britney's "death list" after stripping the pop star of all her possessions when they suspected she smuggled cocaine into the facility.
The list included her estranged husband, Kevin Federline, as well as several members of the paparazzi. A source said:
Kim Kardashian makes us laugh.
The sex kitten is on the cover of the current issue of Complex magzaine - but the interview she gave for the publication is a few weeks old. How do we know? Just take a look at the answer to the first question:
Victoria Beckham is set to get even more flashbulbs popping.
No, she's not going to be showing off her huge breasts. Well, at least not on the new reality show she's supposedly got in the works.
Larry Birkhead finally met his daughter this week.
To others, the five-month old is known as Dannielynn, but we all know that Birkhead is the real father of this adorable tyke.
The headline above sums up all we know.
The actress, who we've come to love in Garden State, the Star Wars trilogy and other films, keeps a relatively low profile for a superstar. She's like the anti-Tara Reid. In just about every conceivable way. Which is good. Tara Reid blows.
Looking ghastly as ever, Keira Knightley somehow musters the strength needed for a shopping excursion in London over the weekend. Man, she looks so damn HOTTT - in that really gaunt, bulimic and spooky kind of way...
Numerous sources are reporting that Katie Holmes raised eyebrows with her brainwashed, submissive manner on the red carpet at the Vanity Fair Oscar party.
Upon arriving at the hot afterparty, husband Tom Cruise urged his increasingly strange, once-attractive bride to pose for a photograph alone.
It was just days ago that Bobby Brown was on top of the world. Or, as much on top of the world as a former drug user with relationship problems and no career can be.
But now, the singer is back behind bars for failing to pay child support. Again.
