Aspiring Writers Ask John Mayer Retarded Questions

Aspiring Writers Ask John Mayer Retarded Questions

Rolling Stone recently held a contest for wannabe journalists where they offered contestants the chance to ask 10 questions to their favorite musician. Somehow, people picked John Mayer to answer said questions.

In responding to inquiries from the latest "I'm from Rolling Stone" contest winner, 22-year-old Andrew Miller, the dude who loves his porn and wears bear costumes and is hanging out with Jessica Simpson for only two reasons (no matter what he tells you) didn't say much of anything interesting.

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Maui Fever Causes Temperatures to Rise in Hawaii

If you thought The Hills were a fun place, MTV wants you to know they're nothing compared to the islands.

The music channel's latest faux-reality, semi-scripted hit TV show, Maui Fever, is causing waves of anger across the island by locals who don't think the show accurately portrays life of residents.

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Katie Holmes Crotch Shot... Denied!

Katie Holmes Crotch Shot... Denied!

Such when you thought the younger, more robotic half of TomKat was getting ready to pull the most blatant "I'm a slut looking for attention" move in the book, she goes and throws the paparazzi for a loop!

Wearing a full length dress, not a miniskirt, she somehow still managed to nearly show us everything underneath while stepping out of the car in this pic, but there was no crotch shot to be seen, no channeling of her inner Britney Spears to be displayed.

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Simon Wishes Paula Would Lay Off the Booze

Simon Wishes Paula Would Lay Off the Booze

Simon Cowell has never been one to keep things to himself, but when his fellow American Idol judge, Paula Abdul, gets rambling, the surly Brit can't get a word in edgewise. Hence, he's relegated to wishing the ex-Laker girl would just shut the g*d damn hell up.

And wishing he could have a drink about now....

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Celebrity Look-Alikes, Vol. 24

Celebrity Look-Alikes, Vol. 24

The Hollywood Gossip is renowned for breaking new ground, for defining its own boundaries. If we want to expand our Celebrity Look-Alikes to include three people at once, we're not afraid to pull the trigger!

Here are three blonde cuties you have probably heard of, and who are a combined 62 years old. In other words, old enough to make you feel dirty looking at this... though Hayden Panettiere (who does not appear here) is only 17. Think about that.

Posted in: Kristin Cavallari
Paris Exposed: New Sex Tapes, Nude Pics "Stolen"

Paris Exposed: New Sex Tapes, Nude Pics "Stolen"

The story floating around the Internet this week might make a person feel bad for Paris Hilton, but that implies two things:

The horrible heiress claims that because she forgot to pay a $208 fee to a storage facility, the company sold her belongings. Which just happened to include sex tapes, nude pics showing hard core girl on girl action, personal diaries, etc.

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Kevin Federline: You Want Fries With That?

Kevin Federline: You Want Fries With That?

Yes, we would. And we are looking forward to the upcoming commercial starring FedEx as a fast food worker. But not everyone is psyched about it.

Real-life fast food employees are reportedly K-Fed up over the Super Bowl ad that features The Gossip's favorite loser as a lowly fry cook at a fake burger joint.

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Lindsay Lohan: Behind the Rehab

Lindsay Lohan: Behind the Rehab

Reportedly, Wonderland Center addiction-treatment facility is doing wonders for Lindsay Lohan.

"She's been sending text messages from rehab saying she's the happiest she has ever been," a pal tells People magazine in its new issue. "She seems under control right now."

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Rainn Man: Office Star Pines For Loving... Boss

Rainn Man: Office Star Pines For Loving... Boss

Okay, so in real life, Rainn Wilson isn't nearly as geeky as his character from The Office. In fact, judging by this recent picture from the Sundance Film Festival, he looks downright normal - maybe even a little cool.

But deep down, Wilson just can't rid himself of his inner suck-up, the part of him that will always identify with his Office alter ego, the neurotic and painfully annoying (yet hilarious) Dwight K. Schrute, and long for the approval of his supervisor at Dunder-Mifflin.

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