We wish were making this up, but it's true: former flight attendant Steven Slater is rapping in this video. God help us all.
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Here it is - Steven Slater's escape from JetBlue. Watch the front of the aircraft open and our man slide down!
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Steven Slater Biography

Pic of Steven Slater Steven Slater became a celebrity and a cause to rally behind in August 2010. He's a veteran flight attendant who grew so incensed at a... More »
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