Dina Lohan offered some drunken thoughts on Michael Lohan's marriage recently. Seriously, this girl is hammered.
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When Michael Lohan calls the cops on Kate Major, this is what happens.
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Kate Major has been arrested for DUI. It's not a huge surprise anymore when she and MiLo fight.
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Michael Lohan and Kate Major were involved in another domestic dispute. It did not go well.
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Michael Lohan and Kristi Horn totally have a daughter. A DNA test confirmed his long-rumored love child this week.
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Lindsay Lohan's frantic call to Michael Lohan about a coked-up Dina Lohan. Amazing.
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Dina Lohan stops by Dr. Phil next week. The TV doc seems as surprised by her antics as anyone.
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Michael Lohan attempts to call someone collect from jail. What a douche.
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Kate Major calls 911 after Michael Lohan apparently went insane on her. Then she seemed kinda creeped out on the details.
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This song goes out to Lindsay Lohan. No, seriously, it does. Michael Lohan paid one of the dudes from All-4-One to write and record this hilarious nonsense.
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Michael Lohan never met a mic he didn't like. Here he addresses some of Lindsay's problems in December 2010.
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Michael Lohan held a press conference about Lindsay in March 2010. Dude really wants publicity. And for her to get help, at least in theory.
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Michael Lohan Biography

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Michael Lohan

Michael Lohan Quotes

Just like the [topless] Marilyn Monroe spread, Linds is my daughter and there are just some things a father doesn't want to see or hear, regardless of whether they are true or false.

Michael Lohan [on daughter dating Samanta Ronson]

Michael Lohan: Maybe her mother's life revolves around the tabloids and reports, but mine doesn't. I am into setting a good example and doing good things that don't deceive or exploit my kids. But I will say this: While we were a family, you never even saw or heard a negative thing about any of us.