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If you love strippers, and also want to see all the mundane actions that go on in their daily lives, then Magic Mike is for you!

So states the latest honest trailer that tells it like it is, as the geniuses behind Screen Junkies have set their sights on the most ab-tastic movie of all-time.

Are you interested in "two unsexy hours" that center on Thong purchases… Loan applying… Furniture evaluating… Bookkeeping… and Stock market talking?

That’s really all Magic Mike boils down to, once you (pun alert!) strip away most of the nightclub scenes.

We’re also asked to believe that the title character would pursue a romance with a "sourpuss" who "can’t laugh like a human being" over a life of threesomes with Olivia Munn.

Have you never looked at the film like that before? You will now.