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Oh, how we’ve missed you, drunk Jessica Simpson.

It’s been almost three months since footage of Jess slurring her words during a bizarre red carpet interview made the rounds online, and now Messica is back to her sloppy ways.

The clip above shows the 34-year-old entrepreneur and mom being propped up by husband Eric Johnson as she leaves The Sayers Club in Hollywood last night.

Jess doesn’t say much (We guess she’s learned her lesson in that department.), but at one point she asks a paparazzo to take a photo of a puddle.

Why? Only Drunk Jess knows. Her ways are mysterious. And they smell like Scotch.