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We know what you thought upon reading the above headline.

So let us quickly assure you:

The following video is NOT a preview of the upcoming Donald Trump-Hillary Clinton debate.

What it is instead is an example of how one really might want to avoid getting too close to a baboon while visiting one’s local zoo.

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The footage centers on a pair of little girls who visited Tiger World in North Carolina … and who will likely remember their experience for the rest of their lives.

But not in a positive sense.

As you can see in the above GIF, a caged baboon reacts to the presence of these suppose intruders by getting all worked up.

He expresses this displeasure by at first banging around in his cage.

It’s annoying, but it’s not disgusting.

But then he picks up some poop and throws it at the innocent bystanders.

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And his aim is true because he nails one of the little girls right smack in the face.

She reacts as anyone in her situation would react.

She isn’t happy about this development. Not one bit.

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Watch the entire event unfold and take the advice we offered above:

Just stay far away from baboons. It’s better that way for everyone involved.