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The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Season 4 Episode 15 showed us a more tender side of Carlton. Or at least that was what she tried to convey it seemed.

She may be a Wiccan sex fiend who flips the f--k out at anyone and anything, but she is just crushed, hurt, beside herself that Kyle called her an anti-Semite.

Carlton tries to argue that she lived in South Africa once and therefore loves all of humanity. You know, because it's ethnically, culturally diverse there.

Maybe the editing isn't doing her justice, but you watch The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills online to witness this insane rambling for yourself.

In any case, Carlton uninvited Kyle from her business party, and later on, Lisa failed to negotiate a peace treaty a la Rick Ross and Young Jeezy.

It didn't work out, and that wasn't even the biggest feud of the episode. That belongs to Brandi Glanville and Lisa, who she begins to be suspicious of.

Brandi broaches the topic - that Lisa is a meddler who manipulates her - with Kim, and they both agree they that they love Lisa, but she's also scary.

Kyle, the next person Bravo lined up to hear Brandi's confessions, just shrugs if off. Clearly she doesn't want to be on Lisa's bad side. So scary!

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The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Season 4 Episode 14 saw Kyle and Lisa throw a party for their husbands, Mauricio and Ken, who celebrated birthdays.

Naturally, this served as an excuse to bring the whole cast together and drum up tensions old (Brandi Glanville and everyone) and new (Kyle and Carlton).

It's a tried and true formula for Bravo. Go with what works.

Before the big event, Carlton and Joyce meet for lunch. As respectfully as she can, Joyce asks Carlton point blank if she cast a spell on her husband.

Carlton admits that she might have crossed the line, but assures Joyce that once she had children, she gave up practicing of the dark arts permanently.

What a relief.

Moreover, Carlton is offended that Joyce would even half-believe that Carlton would hurt her kids willingly, and insists that would never happen.

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Monday's The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Season 4 Episode 13 showed us that Carlton Gebbia is actually a witch. Like, she is literally a Wiccan worshipper.

The British babe has made the most of her screen time thus far on the Bravo show, and certainly did so again last night, but not the way you might expect.

Carlton Gebbia's pool party, while sexy, was light on camera-ready OMG moments compared to the stuff happening later over at Yolanda Foster's house.

There, Carlton claimed she "sensed" Kyle Richards was talking about her behind her back. Because she has a means of spiritually sensing these things.

Just the day before, Gebbia and Richards appeared to be on better terms at the party, with Kyle making a nice gesture. Of course, Carlton still loathes her.

Kyle's gift of jewelry was a nice peace offering, but it boils down to her "belief system" and Richards' questioning of it. Sincere or not, it rubs her wrong.

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Monday night's The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Season 4 Episode 12 was all about protection, as the ladies proved they can be armed and dangerous.

We're not just talking about Brandi Glanville's mouth, either.

A self defense instructor taught the women how to put people in a choke hold, which we can only imagine will come in handy down the road for some of them.

Seriously. Can you imagine the number of people who will watch The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills online once Brandi and Joyce start choking each other?

Yolanda, though, was definitely the most into the event ...

She almost took out the instructor ... then shared a story of confronting and turning away an armed intruder while she was naked and breastfeeding her baby.

Not to be outdone, Joyce shared a story of men with masks and shotguns coming up their driveway before being chased away by their trained attack dog.

Where do these people live exactly?!

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Carlton can be trampy, people. She has her moments. Just ask her husband.

So this Real Housewives of Beverly Hills cast member told the camera last night, as a major highlight of the latest installment entailed Carlton getting her fourth tattoo.

Yes, this is the same woman who is building a sexy playroom and who saves spiders and who wore a shirt last night that exposed her cleavage to such a degree that Kim Kardashian likely thought it was too much.

But, hey, at least Carlton is interesting.

A Bad Dinner

Not sure we can say the same about the rest of the ladies, starting with Kim Richards. She spent a lot of money on doggy boot camp, though it's pretty clear she needs to be trained more than Kingsley does.

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Yolanda Foster hosts her first dinner party of the season on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Season 4 Episode 8 and it's "She Hearts You, She Hearts You Not" but we recap where things get really freaky in our THG +/- review.

Carlton's Playroom

Yolanda's dinner parties are an event. The flowers are gorgeous, the meal looks delicious but it's the refrigerator that's to die for. Plus 15. The exceptional appliance even has its own Twitter account. 

For all the Fosters talk about etiquette, they could use a few lessons themselves. Carlton may have cancelled late but it wasn't exactly good manners to point that out to their other guests. Minus 18

Yolanda's silly little hearts for her "dream team" were just childish. Does any really believe she didn't realize who got a heart and who didn't? Minus 22. What a cutsie way to make some guests feel like the in crowd while giving others the message that they're not. 

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The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills "Escape to Bitch Mountain" and are hunted by squirrels on their Palm Springs adventure. We recap the wildlife encounters and Kim's panty twist in our THG +/- review.

OK, so the squirrels didn't actually attack on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Season 4 Episode 7 but come on ladies! If Carlton and company had any real respect for animals, they'd read the sign that says don't feed the wildlife. If one of the little rascals nipped you you'd be headed off for rabies shots.  

Minus 20 because I'm afraid you'd all look just as distraught as Brandi does here.

A Devastated Brandi

What's a Housewives trip without plenty of tears. First it was Kyle who sobbed because Brandi was mean to her. 

Then Yolanda ran to her rescue. Plus 16. Let the hug fest begin. 

But when Kyle cried, "I never had a problem with you. Never, I swear." I almost had to laugh. Could she be any more disingenuous?  She's been snarling at Yolanda and calling her a liar since last season's reunion show. Minus 13.

When Yolanda steps out Lisa walks in and the hugging continues…sort of. Somehow Kim Richards ends up in the room with her panties in a twist, literally. 

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What happens when you mix The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills "Palm Springs Breakers" with a drunk Brandi Glanville? One hot mess in Palm Springs.

We break down the lesbian soft-porn and racist moments in THG's +/- review!

Carlton and Brandi Kiss

Was this the kind of girls' weekend Joyce was hoping for in Palm Springs?

Somehow I don't think Brandi and Carlton making out was on her list of things to do.

If that was all the happened it would have been a mildly entertaining trip. Unfortunately the antics didn't end there.

But let's start with the trip prep. 

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The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills showed us the one real shooting "Star of the Family" and lots of dog poop and we break it all down in THG's +/- review.

Let's start with the star ...

Hollywood Star

Yolanda Foster's husband David earned himself a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. Plus 50. That's a huge deal. 

The star is right next to Buddy Holly's and if that's not cool enough David is in the middle of producing an album with Stevie Wonder. 

But not everyone can be a star.

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The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills got a little "Irked at Cirque" when they were told to have fun. We recap Kim's orders, Brandi's new love interest and Lisa's hair in our THG +/- review

But first…here's a gratuitous puppy picture. Plus 25.

Rumpy Puppy Love

Who can resist an adorable Golden Retriever puppy? Although Lisa's nickname of Rumpy Pumpy…that's questionable.

New girl Carlton gets to know Brandi Glanville a little better at an adult toy store. Plus 18 because one more spa day for these ladies would have bored me to tears.

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