William H. Macy is a respected actor who has our respect. He rarely makes celebrity news headlines, but is married to a Desperate...

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Celebrity couples and the staying power of their various relationships are hot topics of conversation in the celebrity gossip world.

Some stars change spouses like regular people change their underpants, staying married for just a matter of days before calling it quits. Others maintain such high profiles we can't help but know they're together.

(Looking at you, Kim Kardashian and Kanye West.)

And then there are the celebrity couples who play it super smart. So smart, in fact, that we didn't even know they were together! They're rarely photographed in the same place at the same time, and they don't talk about their relationships with the media.

They know how to keep the private in the phrase "private life." (That doesn't always work, however, as the Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin divorce proves...)

Occasionally, however, these couples step out in public together and leave the world going "wait, WHAT? They're MARRIED?"

Check out this list of 13 celebrity couples you didn't know were together! Which couple shocks you most?

Megan Mulally and Nick Offerman
Funny couple Megan Mulally and Nick Offerman are a shockingly married couple!

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If Lindsay Lohan truly wants to inspire people, William H. Macy has some advice for her: stop showing up late to the set, you skanky harlot!

Okay, we may have added the last part. But the beloved character actor still had choice words for anyone that isn't punctual during filming.

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"It's very very disrespectful ... "There is not an apology big enough in the world to have to make 150 scramble."

Oh, don't worry, William, Lohan didn't really try to apologize for her actions on the set of Georgia Rule.

Macy - who worked with Lohan on the upcoming film "Bobby," and said that she was "pretty late" getting to the set - did acknowledge that she isn't alone in this disrespectful act. He stated that anyone arriving late "should have their asses kicked."

As we all know, Lohan is used to other things being done to her ass.

Finally, Macy expressed consternation and fear about Lohan and other young cohorts who get rich and famous in their teens:

"I worry about these young kids â€" 15, 18, 20 years old â€" who in the span of one year become millionaires and powerhouses. It's too much power for a kid that age to handle."

In response, Britney Spears - pregnant, holding her poorly dressed son and sitting through her husband's inane excuse for a rap performance - said she can handle all the money and power just fine, thank you!

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