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Fist-pump. Pushups. Chapstick.

We were wondering how Jersey Shore would follow up the most recent episode, in which a wall KO'd The Situation, and well, there you have it.

While not exactly as catchy as GTL, FPC does have a ring to it. Luckily, there were more fist-pumps than actual fists thrown this week, as well.

As always, we recapped all the top Jersey Shore quotes and moments for you. Let's break down last night's gripping installment, THG +/- style!

Gonna Fist-Pump 'Til Our F--kin' Arms Fall Off!

Mike throws a pity party for himself. Only he attends. Minus 5.

Ronnie, of all people, decided to have a one-on-one with Mike, letting him know that he was there for him and that he could open up to him. Sniff. Plus 9.

Snooki argues with Jionni, who doesn't like to hear risque stuff or about her drinking. This from a man who is willingly dating EFFING SNOOKI. Minus 17.

Mr. Therapist Ron tells her to just be herself and that she can't change for a guy. He should talk, but Plus 6 because he's still right and being hella nice.

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We profiled the lovely women of Jersey Shore in a Fashion Face-Off earlier today. JWoww is currently OWNING Deena and Snooki according to THG readers. Stunner.

Now, it's time for three of our favorite juiced-up fist-pumpers to show us what they've got. Vinny Guadagnino, Ronnie Magro and Pauly D were all on hand Sunday.

Noticeably absent? The Situation. Possibly by design, given that the Jersey Shore episode preceding the VMAs showed him getting his head bashed in by a wall.

Anyway, who was the best dressed of the three? Vote below!

Fashion Face-Off!

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Ronnie and Mike's epic throwdown on Jersey Shore picked up last night in a special Sunday episode before the Video Music Awards. So who won the big fight?

We're gonna say the wall by TKO.

In typical Jersey Shore fashion, the events had to be seen to be believed, and the fallout was uglier than the altercation itself. Never a dull moment ...

As always, we've recapped all the top Jersey Shore quotes and moments for you. Let's break last night's episode, "And The Wall Won," THG +/- style!

Jersey Shore Cast Season 4 Pic

Not wasting any time, we pick up right where we left off, and the violence ensued when Ron's pent-up anger toward Mike could not be contained. Well, Sitch's head got rammed into the wall ... by Sitch. Seriously. Minus 20.

There's no attempting to explain that one. Vinny, Pauly D, Jenni and Snooki look on half-worried, but mostly just disgusted or stunned. It's hard to say. Plus 5.

Security eventually breaks it up. Plus 4 for saving Sitch and all, but Minus 4 because since when do they intervene when cast members beats on themselves?

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Antics such as Deena's bi-curious robbery are almost par for the course on Jersey Shore. The kind of pent-up rage we saw last night, however? Off the chain!

It was one of the most-hyped events of the entire fourth season, and the culmination of the rage between Ronnie and Mike actually lived up to expectations.

Somewhat disturbingly, but it lived up to it.

As always, we've recapped all the top Jersey Shore quotes and moments for you. Let's break last night's episode, "Crime and Punishment," THG +/- style!

Drinking on the Job

Comcast episode description: "Ronnie and Sammi return to their old ways." Shiver. Minus 6. Special episode airing Sunday night before the VMAs? Plus 10!

Snooki shut off communication with Mike, saying their "bridge is burned," then took Ron's advice and told Jionni. We think they're good ... for now. Plus 4.

Vinny told the guys that Deena c*ck-blocked him, but that's not entirely true, as Erica didn't really smush Deena and ended up in Vin's bed later, so Minus 5.

There's a difference between a "tag-team" and a "tag-rob." Who knew. Plus 3.

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Is Deena Nicole Cortese actually bisexual, or just putting on a show for MTV cameras? Unclear. Did she just pull a robbery on Sitch and Vinny? Quite clear!

That was not a Jersey Shore plot line we saw coming. The exposing of Sitch and Snook's smush session and the Ron-Sam reconciliation, however, felt inevitable.

As always, we've recapped all the top Jersey Shore quotes and moments for you below. Let's break last night's episode, "Twinning," THG +/- style!

Deena Girl-on-Girl Action

Snooki wants to grab a glass of wine with Ron before GTL. Lush. Minus 4.

He plans to have "the conversation" with Sam soon, he says. We're already feeling a bit scared, emotionally drained, and excited for the fireworks. Plus 5.

Snook feels Luigi's "weiner" at the gym. He nods and laughs, since he doesn't understand. Or maybe he does, which would be even funnier. Plus 3.

Deena is gettin' some Lean Cuisine. NOTE: Not the frozen dinner. Minus 2.

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Single Ronnie made a return to Jersey Shore last night, while Pauly and Deena channeled Season 3 Snooki and Vinny with their potential, awkward "romance."

As for Season 4 Snooki, she was having issues with Jionni, and guess who was there to help her through them? This Situation? Not a good situation.

The second episode of the season offered plenty of amusing Jersey Shore quotes, as always, but the major drama of the summer is still to come.

Let's break down the second episode of the summer, THG +/- style!

Pauly and Deena

Minus 5 for the immediate continuation of the "romantic" scene with Pauly and Deena that was in our heads for days after the Season 4 premiere.

Ronnie is on the phone with a girl. Not named Sam. Or his mom! Her name's Hannah, and she's been "helping him get through some stuff." Stuff, he says ... It has a name, you know. A nickname, even: S-W-E-E-T-H-E-A-R-T. Plus 7.

Deena takes a spill as they return home. So predictable. Minus 4.

Pauly totes pretends to be passed out so he doesn't have to hit it or be forced to express overtly that he doesn't wish to hit it. Classic move. Plus 8.

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Jersey Shore fans know Ronnie and Sammi's relationship is volatile to say the least. This fact isn't lost on their fellow cast members, either.

In a preview from tonight's episode, Vinny Guadagnino takes Sammi Giancola to task for her erratic behavior around Ronne Ortiz-Magro.

"I'm done with him and you being drunk," Vinny tells her.

"When Ronnie and Sammi are drunk, they turn into different people and there's no getting through to them," he later reasons in the clip.

Fed-up roommates Deena Nicole Cortese and Jenni "JWoww" Farley agree.

"This needs to stop! You're not in high school and you need to grow up and find a happy medium," JWoww says of the recurring spats.

Giancola, naturally, reacts in non-Sweetheart fashion.

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Vinny Guadagnino has returned to Jersey Shore. His self-imposed hiatus at home on Staten Island lasted roughly 10 days, but he's reportedly back in the mix.

The reality star enjoyed dinner and drinks over the weekend in Seaside Heights with his roommates, who banded together in an attempt to woo him back.

After Vinny peaced out July 4th weekend, he said he was done with Jersey Shore. Apparently he had a change of heart after dining with Snooki & Co.

Vinny Guadagnino and Pauly D

The cast, who just returned from filming Season 4 in Italy, was put right to work on Season 5 back in the Garden State. Tension arose early and often.

Vinny left following an altercation with a cast member, the details of which have not been made public. But it sounds like that was the tip of the iceberg.

Guadagnino was reportedly not happy being bossed around by MTV execs, and threatened to leave, saying he was "homesick" and feeling "burned out."

The Situation stirred up similar reports when he ripped off his mic and walked off the set last week after an altercation with his co-stars and producers.

In any case, Guadagnino returned. Sitch is still MIA. Stay tuned.

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Vinny Guadagnino bailed on the Jersey Shore house following an altercation with a fellow cast member last night, and reports say it may be for good.

Sources say Vinny bolted after the fight, saying he felt "burned out," and went back home to Staten Island. He is in Staten Island with family now.

Vinny threatened to leave a few days ago, after he complained of "being homesick."

The cast was able to talk him out of leaving ... temporarily.

Vinny Guadagnino is on the Move

As for what sparked his departure specifically, that's unclear.

Whatever issue he had with one of his co-stars must have been the nail in the coffin. Such blowups are becoming commonplace. In Italy, Ronnie pounded The Situation senseless, but he couldn't exactly drive home from Florence.

In season three, Sammi fled after an EPIC fight with Ron, only to reappear a few days later and instigate slightly less violent fights with Ron.

Will Vinny do the same? TMZ claims Vinny has "been a pain in the ass" and no one will beg him to return this time. Executive producer Sally Ann Salsano said, "We do not comment on the production of the show."

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Jersey Shore's third season ended not with a bang, but with a thud. After 13 weeks, we're as exhausted by Sammi and Ronni as the reality stars themselves.

There were many fun, hilarious times in Season 3, but the enduring image will be that of a couple so desperately in love ... and so loathsome of one another.

As always, THG breaks down some of the top Jersey Shore quotes and scenes in our official +/- recap below. For the last time until Italy, let's DO THIS:

Ronnie and Sammi Fight Again

Breaking up is hard to do. For you. It's REALLY hard for these idiots.

We pick up where we left off last week. OMG, Ron and Sam are SO in a fight! Did she make out with Arvin? Did she text Arvin to meet up? Do we care? Minus 9.

Arvin: "Sam, we made out before." Sam: "No, we haven't." Arvin: "Yeah, we have." Sam: "No, we haven’t." Plus 4, because is there that much of a gray area?

Is it just us or is Vinny becoming kind of an ass these days? Minus 5.

Whoa, the Snitch-uation apologizes to Sam for meddling. Plus 3.

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Vinny Guadagnino Biography

Snooki, Vinny and Mike Vinny Guadagnino stars on MTV's Jersey Shore. Despite that fact, he appears to be a pretty good guy! Vinny is a self-proclaimed mama's... More »
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