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On True Tori Season 3 Episode 1 tonight, viewers will watch in horror as Tori Spelling cries multiple rivers over the failing state of her marriage to Dean McDermott.

Is there any hope at all for these two, considering the latter has admitted to an affair and the former is, well, Tori Spelling? We doubt it.

What happened to the once-happy couple? To bubbly parents of four? Two simple words: Greed. Infidelity. Desperation. Annoyance. Reality. Television.

Jon and Kate Gosselin
Jon and Kate Gosselin spent years opening up about their problems in front of the camera. Hmmm... how did that go for them?

Granted, Spelling and McDermott are still technically married. But come on. They're totally doomed.

But at least they aren't alone. It's rare for couples who appear on a reality TV show together to actually stay together, as divorces have befallen everyone from a Teen Mom to a sex tape star to... whatever the heck Jon Gosselin does with his life.

So as you watch Kendra on Top online and as you wonder how such mighty pairings have fallen, hold your significant other tightly and be glad you aren't doing it with a camera in your face.

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It's shocking but it's true: 

Going on a reality TV show in order to discuss your relationship problems rarely ever actually solves those relationship problems.

Just ask Kate Gosselin. Or Kris Jenner. Or Jake Pavelka. (Remember him? We're very sorry if you do.)

You could also ask Tori Spelling and Dean McDermott, who awkwardly played out the consequences of the latter cheating on his wife via episode of True Tori... and who are now set to star on ANOTHER reality show together.

We're not sure if their marriage is real, if the infidelity was simply conjured up for the cameras or if two people can sink much lower than this pair.

But we do know Tori and Dean weren't the first couple to crumble in front of our television-viewing eyes. Nor will they be the last.

Jon and Kate Gosselin
Jon and Kate Gosselin spent years opening up about their problems in front of the camera. Hmmm... how did that go for them?

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Some celebrity couples are made in heaven, making their fans believe in romance, passion and everlasting love even at the highest levels of fame and fortune.

Just not these ones. Like at all.

In celebration of Valentine's Day, many romantic duos will celebrate with flowers, gifts, meals, dates and public displays of affection. Nauseating, but cute.

These couples, on the other hand, are best known for fighting - in the media, in person and/or on TV - and breaking up a lot. Sometimes with police involved.

Hey, when you're a celebrity gossip site, you can't function without the dysfunctional, so at least they bring the entertainment value and then some, right?

Here are 14 truly toxic twosomes that never should've been a thing:

Rihanna and Chris Brown
Rihanna and Chris Brown dated for two decent chunks of time, the first of which ending after he beat her senseless. Never a good sign. Nor was taking him back after that, but she's moved on with Drake ... thank goodness. Good luck, Karrueche!

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With ex-boyfriend Kasey Kahl arrested and accused of bashing a woman's face, Vienna Girardi posed for not-at-all-staged bikini pics with her ex in Miami this week.

No, not Jake Pavelka. Jake precursor Lee Smith.

Vienna stormed off Relationship Rehab - where she was trying to work it out with Kasey - last month when producers blindsided her with a surprise visit from Lee.

But now, things are different apparently.

  • Vienna Girardi, Lee Smith
  • Vienna Girardi Bikini Pic

Vienna shows off her new/old BF and her only best assets.

Sources close to the couple say Vienna Girardi and Lee Smith have since been talking and working on their relationship (re: boning non-stop) since then.

Bachelor fans may recall that Lee was also the guy allegedly sending Vienna flirty emails - and tapping that ass - while she was still engaged to Jake.

She has an interesting history with men, that's for sure.

[Photos: Pacific Coast News]

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Gotta love The Bachelorette rumor mill.

With Emily Maynard and Jeremy Shockey apparently no longer together, and Vienna Girardi and Kasey Kahl splitting up, Emily and Kasey must be an item, right?

Of course, if you believe In Touch Weekly ... which proclaims Emily is now dating Vienna's ex. They could mean a different ex, too, of course. Girlfriend gets around.

Whoever it is she's dating ... she's not. No way she would want Kasey or anyone tied to Vienna guarding and protecting anything. Emily also denied it on Twitter.

  • Emily Maynard Picture
  • Kasey
  • The Bachelor, Vienna Girardi

Just listen to the North Carolina cutie herself:

Emily Maynard: “Seriously? You'd think that with all the guys the mags say I'm dating I'd have some help with my Xmas lights! #stillnottrue #stillsingle.”

Now that's hard to believe. Emily can't get help with her Christmas lights? Do you realize how hot this woman is? What is wrong with the men of Charlotte?

We've been hearing rumblings that, following her breakup with Brad Womack, her quest for love may continue as the star of The Bachelorette next year.

Repeat, that's just a rumor. Unlike In Touch, we'll call celebrity gossip what it is and not label it as fact. But we hear they are trying to woo Emily again.

The sticking point? Her daughter Ricki. As a single mom, we don't see it happening, but will they come up with a better catch among Ben Flajnik castoffs?

Should Emily be the next Bachelorette?

 

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Her engagement to Jake Pavelka was a disaster of epic proportions.

His attempts to woo Ali Fedotowsky were largely unsuccessful.

But it was all worth it for Vienna Girardi and Kasey Kahl, because those failures brought them together. Now, the lovebirds are taking their nauseating relationship to the next level - they're moving into a pad of their own!

YIKES: Kasey will now have to worry a little less about how to guard and protect Vienna's fake boobs and nose. They'll all be living under the same roof!

Vienna Girardi, 25, and Kasey Kahl, 27, are both cast members on the summer hit Bachelor Pad, where they are already stirring up the most drama.

They began dating earlier this spring, proving that there is a soulmate out there for every human being, no matter how painful they might be.

For a glimpse of what life is likely to be like in their new place, check out this screen capture from Monday night's Bachelor Pad premiere ...

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Vienna Girardi and Kasey Kahl from The Bachelor and Bachelorette are now an item, forming a veritable douchepocalypse of reality TV star annoyance.

The ex-fiancee of Jake Pavelka had reservations about getting close to anyone after being engaged to that stiff for a few weeks. But she's made it work.

"Even opening up to Kasey, like, we were dating for a few months, but I didn't want to go public because I wanted to make sure it was real," she said.

Douchiest Couple Ever

We're finding it hard to guard and protect the contents of our stomachs when we see these two Bachelor franchise castoffs getting lovey dovey with each other.

Vienna says she is "absolutely scared of the possibility of getting engaged again," but luckily, Kasey Kahl is putting her at ease all day every day.

Kasey, who fought for Ali's heart on The Bachelorette, is genuinely a nice, caring, loving person, even when cameras are off," Vienna Girardi says.

"That's what makes all the difference."

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She may have found a new man by the time you finish reading this, but sources say Vienna Girardi has moved on from Jake Pavelka.

Again.

  • Vienna on a Date
  • Vienna Sighting

This might be a photo of Matt Nordgren and Vienna Girardi. It's hard to keep track of her men these days.

Vienna spent last Thursday evening with some businessman named Matt Nordgren. An insider tells Life & Style the two "were inseparable all night," adding:

"This holiday weekend he took her to La Jolla for a friend's wedding in San Diego. They really like each other."

No word on whether or not Chris Harrison showed up to offer the pair a fantasy suite for the night... if you know what we mean!

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Vienna Girardi Biography

Jake Pavelka and Vienna Girardi Vienna Girardi is a contestant on the 14th season of The Bachelor, pining for hunky Jake Pavelka along with 24 other aspiring trophy... More »
Birthplace
Sanford, Florida
Full Name
Vienna Girardi
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