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Victoria Beckham is set to get even more flashbulbs popping.

No, she's not going to be showing off her huge breasts. Well, at least not on the new reality show she's supposedly got in the works.

Victoria Beckham, Daughter

That's right. MTV UK is reporting that Posh Spice herself is slated to appear in her own fly-on-the-wall show about her family's move to Los Angeles.

She's just inked a deal for one series of the show which promises to reveal the real Victoria - behind the pout, if you will. And we will. It will air on NBC later this year.

Posh's manager, Simon Fuller, announced the news in London's Evening Standard newspaper: "Americans were falling over themselves to sign Victoria up for a TV show but we had to choose the right deal for her.

"NBC won out in the end as they have really taken a shine to Victoria's hilarious sense of humor and they want to capitalize on this. She is a funny lady and this new series will show this to the world. It will really humanize her."

The Beckham children - Brooklyn, Cruz and Romeo - won't appear in the show. However, David Beckham will, albeit only in a minor role.

Meanwhile, it's not just the new telly show keeping the gal with the giant boobs busy - she will soon be gearing up for the return of the Spice Girls.

Yes, you read that correctly. Simon Fuller - the American Idol creator as well as the Spice Girls' former manager - confirms:

"All of the girls are up for it, and the reunion will definitely happen in the next 18 months. The only person showing any reluctance is Mel C. She thinks her solo career is bigger than the band, which is just not the case. Emma Bunton and Geri Haliwell are meeting her soon to discuss everything and convince her to finally sign a deal."

But don't expect a full-on comeback.

"They'll do a whirlwind tour for six months and they'll be gone again," Fuller said.

Let's hope Victoria signs up for another series of her fly-on-the-wall show and captures that longed-for reunion on camera. Let's also hope that robotic BFF Katie Holmes stops by for some boring as hell scintillating conversation.

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Thank goodness for giant boobs.

Without them, life would get a little dull around here, that's for sure. And in the case of Posh Spice, a.k.a. Victoria Beckham, that sublime rack poses not only bewilderment, but its share of unanswered questions.

Victoria Beckham Fashion

How does anyone focus on anything but those boobs when talking to her? Do they require their own area code, like the double-Ns of the late Anna Nicole Smith? Is Posh's seemingly perfect body that of a hot cyborg?

We may never know. But pity poor Romeo and Brooklyn, the spawn of Posh and hubby David Beckham. They're just minding their own business, sure, but they're in the danger zone right now. Because if there's one we've learned in eight-plus months on the job here at The Hollywood Gossip dot com, it's that enormous breasts are a force to be reckoned with.

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Emma Bunton is no longer Baby Spice - but the news of her actually having a little one is causing former singing mates to offer their congratulations.

The most notable, of course, is Victoria Beckham. A mother of three herself, the ex-Posh Spice told People magazine:

Posh Spice: Fashion Designer

"I am so excited for Emma. It really is fantastic news, and she really will make a perfect mummy!"

That's British talk for "mommy," folks. We know Jessica Simpson, at least, must've been confused.

Buton's close pal Melanie "Sporty" Chisholm was similarly enthusiastic.

Chisholm "is absolutely delighted," her manager said. "She spent much of the weekend trying to reach Emma, as they kept missing each other. She is overjoyed, thrilled to bits for her. As everyone is."

Wait, the woman formerly known as "Sporty Spice" still has a manager?!? Isn't that sort of like Katie Rees still having a copy of the bible?

Bunton and boyfriend Jade Jones made their happy announcement Friday. We're happy for them - and assume Posh's gal pal, Katie Holmes, is, too.

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Jennifer Lopez has jumped to the defense of TomKat's wedding â€" and religion.

"[The wedding] was a great celebration of their love," J. Lo told a Florida TV station. "It was good. It was beautiful."

Greeting Her Fans

The singer/actress raised eyebrows when at the star-studded nuptials in Italy â€" and started speculation that she's considering converting to Scientology, the religion embraced by Tom Cruise, as well as Lopez's friend, King of Queens star Leah Remini.

But Jennifer Lopez doesn't need the stars to show her the Scientology ropes: her father is a member, and she's irked that people ridicule the cult religion.

"I, myself, am Catholic," Lopez said. "My dad has been a Scientologist for 20 years. It's weird people want to paint it in a negative way."

Meanwhile, Victoria Beckham is telling pals she has no intention of joining Scientology, despite her close friendship with Cruise and Katie Holmes.

"There's no way I'd spend any money on that nonsense," she told a friend recently.

Says a friend of Posh's:

"It's laughable that there's even talk of her becoming a Scientologist. Just because people are friends doesn't mean they do everything they do. Scientology is an expensive religion; Victoria is too cheap to convert."

Not sure we buy the bit about it being pricey. This chick shops hard. But we definitely buy the bit about being nonsense - that's a given.

And even the $250M deal David Beckham signed with the L.A. Galaxy wouldn't be enough to ward off Xenu, the evil space emperor central to Scientology. Really.

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Forget TomKat. We haven't seen that couch-jumping freak in weeks.

We are all about PoshKat now.

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Oh yes. The pair of A-list wives, who are quickly morphing into robotic drones before our eyes, came together once again this week. The once-hot Victoria Beckham and the once-cute Katie Holmes took their BFF lovefest tour to Paris, known as the City of Scientology Lights. Below are some pictures of these loons:

 

The ladies (left), dressed in basic black, caused their usual flashbulb frenzy on Tuesday as they arrived for the opening of a new Armani store in Paris. The emaciated but fashionable wife of David Beckham sported an au courant bubble-shaped dress, while Katie donned the latest in K-Mart chic. Good times.

Later, Holmes (right) makes a stunning arrival sans husband Tom Cruise in head-to-toe white for the Armani fashion show. Which we're sure was awesome.

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It's no surprise that Posh is an anagram of shop.

Joined by husband Tom Cruise, BFFs Katie Holmes and Victoria Beckham (below, left) reunite for a high-profile dinner date at The Ivy in Los Angeles on Tuesday. Holmes and Posh Spice can look forward to many more fun evenings out: The Beckhams are moving to Los Angeles later in the year, and TomKat is reportedly pushing them to convert to Scientology.

Victoria Beckham, Daughter

Which brings us to the next picture (above, right), in which Victoria Beckham was seen house hunting and shopping Monday in West Hollywood and Beverly Hills. Thanks to the $250 million deal hubby David Beckham signed with the L.A. Galaxy, we'd say her price range is pretty big. Slightly higher than Kevin Federline's anyway.

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Now that Scientology's biggest cheerleader has lured soccer star David Beckham to L.A., he's setting his sights on his Spice Girl spouse.

The New York Daily News reports that with a little coaxing from TomKat, David and Victoria Beckham might become the next celebrity converts to the cult church of Scientology now that they're relocating to L.A.

Becks and Wife

Apparently, Posh has eagerly accepted church literature from Tom Cruise and his new wife, Katie Holmes. What's more, she'll be playing an alien in The Thetan, a new movie produced by Cruise that's reportedly based on his odd religious beliefs.

Apparently, Victoria Beckham's new BFFs have made it their mission to help the former Spice Girl become a household name in the United States. Though you have to think photographs of her giant boobs would do the trick on their own.

For her part, Holmes is trying to line up meetings with movers and shakers like Steven Spielberg. TomKat is undoubtedly feeding status-hungry Posh lines about how joining Scientology will help boost her profile.

Will TomKat's sinister plans work? Will the California-bound Beckhams renew their wedding vows in a bizarre ceremony featuring a prolonged kiss?

Who the hell knows. Or cares, to be quite frank. We do hope they all sit down for an interview with Matt Lauer to discuss it, however. That'd make for great TV.

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Get ready, Los Angeles. Some seriously huge boobs are headed your way.

Sources close to Victoria and David Beckham have confirmed that the couple will move to L.A. later this year.

Becks at the TCAs

"David has just signed the biggest deal in global sports history with the Galaxy soccer team," a Beckham business insider said. "It is worth several hundred million dollars over five years. They will move after he finishes this season playing in Madrid."

Indeed, the hubby of Posh Spice has signed with the Los Angeles Galaxy team, which is owned by the Anschutz Entertainment Group.

Beckham isn't well-known in the States because he plays a sport less popular than the NHL. But he's more loved in England than Heather Mills is hated.

"After discussing several options with my family and my business advisers I have decided to join (the) L.A. Galaxy and play in the MLS (Major League Soccer) from August," Beckham said in a parenthesis-laden statemen.

It's the most exciting news to hit Los Angeles since people discovered Ugly Betty was actually good looking.

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Don't worry, readers, Lindsay Lohan isn't the only celebrity whose boobs we'll be sure to keep you apprised about.

Ever since we saw this Victoria Beckham picture, we've been keeping a close eye on Posh's supple spices. Those around the former singer may wish to take cover.

Victoria Beckham Out and About

Why? Because those puppies could pop at any minute. Just take a look at the image below. No way that skimpy shirt can hold them. David Beckham better protect himself at all times.

With weapons such as these, Victoria is more dangerous than Ashlee Simpson with a microphone.

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In the immortal words of The Spice Girls, Michael Caine is telling David Beckham and his wife what he wants, what he really, really wants.

The respected British actor wants England to wait awhile before it awards the soccer star with knighthood.

David Beckham Armani Underwear Ad

Beckham is rumored to be in the running for a mention in the new year's honors list for his services to the sport and various charities, but Caine thinks it's a bit too soon.

"I've been Sir Michael for about 5 or 6 years now. [David] seems a bit young to me, I wasn't a Sir until I was 66! Sean [Connery] was 68 when he got his. Roger [Moore] was 75. How old is David? - About 30? He could at least wait until he was 33 or 34. Get a bit mature," he said.

It's hard to argue with that. But the disdain Caine expressed toward Victoria Beckham was flat out mean:

"She just goes along for the ride."

That's really not true, Sir Michael. She also wears shirts that accentuate her boobs. Nevertheless, you're entitled to your opinion.

Now let us express ours: don't ever go along for a ride with Lindsay Lohan. That firecrotch queen can't drive at all.

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Victoria Beckham Quotes

I love Sex And The Cityand I'm going to arrange a girlie night to watch the film. But I'm happy doing what I'm doing right now. I'm a terrible actress. Everyone thinks I'm only friends with Tom and Katie to be in a movie but it's not true. I've turned down lots of roles.

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I think David is better looking than him. Definitely.

Victoria Beckham [on her husband vs. George Clooney]
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