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We love the state of Oklahoma.

Our favorite celebrity, Carrie Underwood is from there, as are more than three million wonderful, honest-to-goodness, hard-working Americans.

We'll give them a mulligan on Sally Kern.

Our point is that we love Oklahoma and mean no offense by the photos below ... we just had to pass along this funny creation of Planet Hiltron.

Follow the link to that site for many more doctored photos like these, which morph some of our favorite celebrities into honorary "Oklahomans" ...

ABOVE: A frighteningly realistic, Oklahoma-style Britney Spears - ding, dang, y'all! - and a permed-up Ashlee Simpson. BELOW: Oklahoma Tom Cruise (nice pants, guy) and his close friends and neighbors, David and Victoria Beckham.

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Victoria Beckham is the latest celebrity to star in Marc Jacobs' charitable campaign against skin cancer.

The plastic wife of David Beckham is seen here in a $35 t-shirt that bears the slogan "Protect The Skin You're In" and benefits New York University's The Interdisciplinary Melanoma Cooperative Group.

Victoria Beckham Fashion

Other stars that have appeared in this campaign include Hilary Swank, Selma Blair, Julianne Moore and Christy Turlington.

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Victoria Beckham sleeps in the nude.

This doesn't exactly come as a shock, given her propensity for displaying her large breasts in public. And besides, she's married to David Beckham.

Vic Becks

"You don't sleep with David Beckham," the 33-year-old Posh Spice tells Elle magazine. "I'm going to be naked if I'm getting in bed with him every night!"

Amen to that, Posh. Heck, if we got into bed with a nude David Beckham every night, we would probably feel the same way. Okay, moving on now.

If anyone can pull off sleeping naked, Victoria Beckham is that person. Seriously, those are some big breasts. Wow. They are surprisingly covered up here, however.

The Beckhams and their three young sons moved to Los Angeles this summer when her soccer superstar husband signed a big contract to play with the L.A. Galaxy, which is apparently a professional soccer team in the United States.

She is now enjoying her time with on newly reunited Spice Girls tour.

"I wanted my children to see that Mummy was a pop star," she says. "It was the last opportunity for them to stand in a crowd full of people Girls."

Despite her love for sleeping in the nude, Victoria Beckham says she was never a "natural" when it comes to singing or performing.

"It became very obvious from the beginning that I was never going to be the best singer or the best dancer or the best actress," she says. "You know, I've never been that good at anything, to be completely honest."

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The Spice Girls kicked off their reunion tour last night in Vancouver.

A certain Los Angeles Galaxy midfielder was among those in attendance, although most screams heard throughout the evening were actually not directed at David Beckham for a change.

Great Britan's The Sun reviewed the concert and said reported that Posh Spice "was her fabulous self" and even sang a few short solos; Melanie Chisholm (Sporty Spice) was the strongest singer; and Emma Bunton (Baby Spice) "looked just as bubbly and blonde as ever."

The newspaper also reported that Geri Halliwell (Ginger Spice) performed her solo hit remake of "It's Raining Men," while Melanie Brown (Scary Spice) showed off some post-Dancing with the Stars gyrations during her solo performance of Lenny Kravitz's "Are You Gonna Go My Way."

"Just as it was ten years ago, the show wasn't about great singing or dancing. But it was about great entertainment," The Sun wrote. "And the girls delivered the spice."

Almost as well as the paper delivered that pun.

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You can't exactly call this a nipple slip, but Victoria Beckham can't seem to be photographed without her nipples / large breasts as the focal point.

Perhaps this is why she brought along a new accessory to divert attention. Yes, that's little Cruz Beckham with mom at The Grove outdoor mall Monday. Now that is one cute celebrity baby... er, toddler. Eat your heart out, Sean Preston.

Posh Rocks London

Maybe Victoria has been watching Lucy Pinder or her new pal Dita Von Teese get naked a little too often.  Regardless, how cute is Cruz Beckham!? Awww.

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Attention tourists in Paris: Run for cover!

Victoria Beckham and her pointed nipples are on the attack. No one is safe.

Victoria Beckham Pregnant Pic

Come on, Posh Spice, cover those things up. You're gonna poke someone's eye out.

At least Lucy Pinder can calmly talk about her giant boobs without looking like an evil robot.

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Chalk this up in the "photos of celebrities The Hollywood Gossip loves but never thought we'd ever see hanging out together" category!

Victoria Beckham is a celebrity best known for being married to metrosexual hunk and part-time soccer player David Beckham. And for having giant boobs.

Vic Becks

Marilyn Manson's ex-wife is known mostly for her burlesque dancing, nude sexual photos in martini glasses and stripping, as well as for a recent PETA campaign.

Here, Dita Von Teese and the former Posh Spice leave the Ritz Hotel and head to the Chanel fashion show at the Grand Palais in Paris.

Victoria Beckham. Dita Von Teese. Together at last.

When celebrities and hotties of this caliber collide, we can only wonder: Which one would you rather... take out to dinner? And which hot body do you prefer?

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Note to Rihanna:

You're arguably the hottest artist on the music charts right now.

Britney Spears, Plaid Shirt

But you're putting your career in danger by emulating the fashion style of Victoria Beckham. Based on the outfit below, you might wanna constantly hide under your umbrella.... ella.... ella!

Take your eyes off Vanessa Hudgens nude pictures for a minute and look at how awful these celebrities look in these dresses.

They might as well get naked, too.

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David Beckham will miss the rest of the Major League Soccer season after injuring his knee this week.

Fortunately, however, his wife's career is having no such bad luck: Victoria Beckham will be appearing on the ABC hit, Ugly Betty, later this year.

In a role that requires giant boobs, trashy clothing and no acting talent, Posh Spice will portray herself, as she'll appear as a celebrity bridesmaid at the wedding of Wilhelmina Slater (Vanessa Williams) and publisher Bradford Meade (Alan Dale) in an upcoming episode.

As People magazine reports, this promises to be an active few months for Beckham, who has already launched her own fashion label and line of fragrances.

Then, of course, she'll join Emma Bunton, Melanie Brown and the rest of the Spice Girls as they regroup for a two-month, 11-show world tour that no one will care about.

In other random guest star news: Kevin Federline will appear on One Tree Hill this fall.

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Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes, along with Will Smith and Jada Pinkett Smith, hosted a bash for their new neighbors, Brits Victoria and David Beckham, at the Museum of Contemporary Art's Geffen Contemporary in Los Angeles July 22.

The A-list guests included newlywed Eva Longoria (but no Tony Parker), Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher, Jim Carrey and Jenny McCarthy, Rihanna, Eve, Brooke Shields and husband Chris Henchy, Adrian Grenier and Queen Latifah.

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On the menu: A tower of chocolate cupcakes, hamburgers, fries, chicken wings, pizza, mashed potatoes and salad. How pissed is Britney Spears that she missed this!?

Celeb DJ Samantha Ronson â€" Lindsay Lohan's pal â€" spinned tunes, including "Rehab" from Amy Winehouse, John Mellencamp's "Jack and Diane," and the Spice Girls hit "Wannabe."

The former Posh Spice got "really shy and did not sing along," says a guest.

Stevie Wonder entertained the crowd with a 15-minute set that included his hit "Signed, Sealed, Delivered." TomKat sang along, while Smith picked up wife Pinkett so she could see Wonder in action, the witness says.

"This is amazing! I can't believe Stevie Wonder is singing!" an elated Victoria Beckham gushed to her BFF Katie Holmes.

Sadly, no Suri Cruise sightings were reported by witnesses.

Later on, Will Smith grabbed the mic for an impromptu rap session, splitting up the dance floor into two sections, going back and forth to both sides to see who was having more fun, demanding that each side scream louder. Then, he did some splits!

"The look on Tom's face was priceless," a witness says.

By 1:40 a.m., Tom Cruise, Holmes and the Beckhams called it a night.

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