by Free Britney at . Comments

Nick Lachey is a happy guy these days. He's got a better singing career than he ever had when he was married, and doesn't have to spend time with that half-wit Jessica Simpson either.

But that doesn't mean the memories from his unhappy union aren't lingering. Even as our boy Nick celebrates a joyous occasion - his birthday, as well as the birthday of his new squeeze, the sweet and vastly superior Vanessa Minnillo - he can't help but become enraged and suicidal when certain songs are played over the club's sound system.

Pete's Piece

Yes, Nick, we totally understand. Listening to Ashlee Simpson will drive your into a blinding rage. It certainly happens to us. We can't even imagine what it's like when she's your sister-in-law and you have to pretend she doesn't suck ass.

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We received such passionate responses the first time we pitted Vanessa Minnillo against Jessica Simpson that we wanted to give readers another chance to pick sides.

In the initial battle between these beauties, each vixen wore white. Thanks to Nick Lachey, of course, we know that's not really appropriate anymore. Hence, the pairing of black (ugly) dresses below.

Simpson and Romo Pic

Minnillo wore hers at a birthday party at Tao in Las Vegas last week, while Simpson opted for a floor-length gown at the Noche de Ninos Gala to Benefit Children's Hospitals in Beverly Hills.

Who do you think wore her outfit better? And can Minnillo minions and Simpson supporters at least agree that each Lachey lover looks hotter than Anna Nicole Smith?

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Around a year ago, Jessica Simpson filed for divorce frm Nick Lachey. It was a seismic blow to the hearts and minds of reality TV and pop song fans everywhere.

But things change.

Nick Lachey, Short Hair

On November 9, Lachey celebrated his 33rd birthday. Also blowing out candles that day? The singer's new lady friend, Vanessa Minnillo. These two don't appear to be breaking up any time soon.

Especially not when Vanessa is understanding enough to let her man party with the Pussycat Dolls, as pictured below. Minnillo, meanwhile, was seen checking out her fortune from a certain cookie on her anniversary of birth.

 

We can imagine what Nick hopes it said: You will not sleep with Bam Margera.

by Free Britney at . Comments

Performing with the Pussycat Dolls (a.k.a. PCD) is apparently becoming a Hollywood hottie rite of passage. Everyone's angling to loosen up their buttons and shake things up on stage with the Dolls, even if that's not actually possible -- you either undo the buttons or you don't.

THG NOTE: Isn't it appropriate that as a six-girl crew, PCD technically constitutes a sextet?

Nick and Vanessa Photo

Anyway, it's only fitting, given the popularity of PCD and Hollywood stars guest starring with them, what T.H. Gossip learned this morning. The lovely and in-demand Vanessa Minnillo, 25, will join the raunchy feline crew at the Pussycat Dolls Lounge at Pure in Las Vegas Nov. 10.

After that? Nick Lachey's lady friend has joined the cast of 2007's Fantastic Four sequel, her rep confirms. Yes, that means Vanessa Minnillo and Jessica Alba in the same motion picture. Can we purchase tickets in advance?

by Free Britney at . Comments

What a difference a day makes. Or getting photographed in public without asking to be. Despite telling David Letterman the day before that he learned his lesson and is keeping his current relationship out of the spotlight, boy band God Nick Lachey takes the lovely Vanessa Minnillo by the hand as they leave a New York City hotel on Thursday.

Vanessa Kisses Nick Photo

Yeah, it's probably a good thing Nick doesn't attempt any new reality shows. Jessica Simpson may have nice boobs, but really, there's not a whole lot going on upstairs.

by Free Britney at . Comments

We all love to show our friends and family the pics on our digital camera when we get together. But rarely to we catch a celebrity in this all too common act.

Here we see the lovely Vanessa Minnillo showing off some digital pictures to her dad, who looks beyond enthralled. What is she showing him? What's she have to say about it? We have some ideas:

Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo Photo

"Dad, here's the inspiration and musical brilliance that is Nick Lachey performing live in concert before throngs of screaming 13-year-old girls."

"Okay, so, I saw Angelina Jolie in Hollywood the other day. Some website said we look alike, but I just don't see the resemblance."

"This is the position Nick said Jessica Simpson wouldn't do!"

"Here's me with the cast of Laguna Beach. That Kyndra is such a skank!"

by Mischalova at . Comments

We know we'll never top Saddam Hussein and Mel Gibson. Sometimes the stars are aligned, the anti-semitic remaks are flowing and everything just falls into place.

But we can't give up. That's why we've given Angelina Jolie and Vanessa Minnillo a pair of dark sunglasses, asked them to purse those full lips and admired the similiarities. The sexy, sexy similarities ...

  • Beautiful Ange
  • Vanessa Minnillo Waves Photo

by Mischalova at . Comments

We've heard the reasons why Nick Lachey digs Vanessa Minnillo with such passion. She likes sports, is a guy's gal, yadda, yadda, yadda.

We're guessing the kind of dance moves Minnillo showed off this weekend in Las Vegas don't hurt, either.

Nick Lachey And Vanessa Minnillo Red Carpet

With Lachey nowhere to be seen, the former Miss Teen USA spent the even celebrating the release of John Tucker Must Die at Pure Nightclub in Caesar's Palace. The film's leading man, Jesse Metcalfe, was also there.

As reported by TMZ, Minnillo sang and chatted with the crowd, took pictures of herself with fan's cameras and downed what looked like a shot, which she did not seem to enjoy.

Forget who looks better - we'd like to see Jessica Simpson and Minnillo in a dance off, right, fellas?

by Mischalova at . Comments

They haven't exactly been sitting in a tree, but this hasn't stopped Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo from doing a lot of public k-i-s-s-i-n-g recently.

But why her, Nick? What is it about this host of MTV's Total Request Live?

Vanessa Kisses Nick Photo

"She's a guys' girl," a friend of the couple's told Us magazine for a cover story. "Jessica was always about going somewhere that was a scene with a big entourage. Vanessa can play darts and chill."

Evidently, balls also played a role. Not Nick's. Vanessa's love for them ... on the field.

After all, Minnillo also scored points for being a fellow sports nut. While Simpson rolled her eyes at Lachey's passion, Minnillo revels in it.

One story said that when she and Lachey were still in the platonic friendship stage, "Nick commented on his love for the [hometown NFL team], Cincinnati Bengals and Vanessa blew him away by running off the team's poor stats," says a Lachey source. "He tells friends, ‘It's like talking to your best guy friend, but she's a smoking-hot chick.'"

But just how hot? Check out this picture of Vanessa and Jessica and let us know!

Vanessa Minnillo Biography

Nick Lachey, Vanessa Minnillo Nude Vanessa Minnillo gets along very well with Nick Lachey. They seem like a fun, normal couple. Minnillo is also a former MTV DJ and poses... More »
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