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If this were a battle of Eva Longoria nude versus Vanessa Minnillo in the buff, we all know who would win.

Heck, even Nick Lachey would have to agree that the Desperate Housewives star takes the naked cake in almost all comparisons.

Eva on the Red Carpet

But the competition might be closer in the picture below. Vanessa Minnillo is looking sharp in this green dress, which is not to say that Eva isn't stunning, as well.

Oddly enough, this isn't the first time these beauties have worn similar outfits. It must be their dark complexions that bring out the same taste in fashion. We can't say for sure. But we can say this:

If Longoria and Minnillo continue to follow the same path, we can't wait to see Eva sing with The Pussycat Dolls.

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Let's hope Nick Lachey is ready to change diapers.

There may not be any little ones on the wa just yet - but girlfriend Vanessa Minnillo tells People magazine she's looking forward to the day there is.

Nick and Vanessa Photo

"I can't wait to be a mother one day," the TRL host said at the Bacardi Limon Express Your Style Design Competition Thursday night in Manhattan. "I want to bring three boys up to be good men in this world and then one little girl. I always say I want three boys and a girl, but at the end of the day I just want healthy kids."

Sounds like a brood capable of competing with that of Brangelina to us.

Looking flirty in a figure-hugging Nanette Lepore sleeveless dress and gold lamé Hollywould shoes, Minnillo, who has been dating Lachey for almost a year now, said her beau "is a nice guy. He's in the studio recording right now [in] L.A., Nashville, New York. All over, with something for everyone to look out for."

She also said it's the couple's "privacy" that helps them click, perhaps a dig at Nick's former, publicized marriage to Jessica Simpson.

Minnillo helped pick the night's winning design: a pale yellow chiffon 'Retro Cocktail Dress' designed by Patricia Samaniego. "Her inspiration was Vegas," said Minnillo. "One of the sexiest things on a woman's body is her back and her shoulders ... That's why I love her dress. It is very flowy and comfortable in the front and the back is exposed. The legs are open and exposed."

If Vanessa is half as good with kids as she is with fashion, we have no doubt she'll be a better mother than that of Jayden James, who will remain nameless. And bald.

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A couple of T.H. Gossip favorites - Lauren Conrad and Vanessa Minnillo - pose for the cameras as they take front-row seats at bridal and ready-to-wear designer Monique Lhuillier's runway show at New York Fashion Week on Tuesday.

Lauren Conrad, Holly Montag

Needless to say, especially when comparing Vanessa's outfit here to Jessica Simpson's horrific new look (and career downturn), that Nick Lachey is one lucky guy.

We'd say the same about Brody Jenner, but we're never sure whether he and Lauren are dating... or whether that's just on The Hills, or in real life, or what.

But we love LC!

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We don't wish to start any rumors here (editor's note: yes, we do), but Vanessa Minnillo is undergoing a few major life changes.

We'll begin with the one depicted in the photos below: the TRL hostess is the new face (and hot body) of Bongo clothes. She replaces Laguna Beach alum Kristin Cavallari as spokesperson and looks mighty fine doing it.

Birthday Boy and Girl

As for the other life-changing event in Minnillo's life, rumors have been swirling since New Year's Eve that her and boyfriend Nick Lachey are engaged. Or will be soon at least.

Ironically, Lachey was alledgedly dating Cavallari for a bit, also, following his divorce. And CaCee Cobb. Man, that guy has game. But anyway.

From the looks of Vanessa in the ads, Matthew McConaughey won't be the only naked bongo player in town. And that's a good thing.

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In Times Square Sunday night, at least two people found warmth in each other as the ball dropped:

Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo ignored the cold weather, along with countless fans, for a few moments and focused on each other.

Nick and Vanessa Photo

Just before midnight, the two took their spot in the window facing down on the crowd and discussed the end of 2006. But off camera, things heated up between the lovebirds.

Lachey whispered into Minnillo's ear and kissed her neck. The occasion appeared to overwhelm Minnillo, who responded by dabbing away joyful tears.

At midnight, the couple kissed with more passion than Britney Spears and Matt Leinart. The whole room watched as they looked into each other's eyes and, between sips of champagne, whispered and kissed some more.

It was beautiful.

Meanwhile, Lachey's ex-wife, Jessica Simpson, was also in New York to ring in the New Year â€" with her boy toy John Mayer.

The pair, who have been linked in the past, arrived together in the Hudson Hotel's VIP room just after 2:10 a.m. and held court for about 40 minutes. They sat across from Christina Aguilera and her husband, Jordan Bratman.

There's no word on what Katie Rees did during the evening. But you can bet it didn't involve a lot of clothing.

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Taylor Hicks is many things to many people.

Mostly, though, he's the American Idol champion from last season.

Birthday Boy and Girl

It looks as though the man known as T-Hick may be trying to emulate the man known as K-Fed in this picture, however. He's maxin' and relaxin', chillin' like villian. Although Vanessa Minnillo doesn't look too impressed.

 

We doubt Nick Lachey has much to worry about.

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Nick Lachey is a happy guy these days. He's got a better singing career than he ever had when he was married, and doesn't have to spend time with that half-wit Jessica Simpson either.

But that doesn't mean the memories from his unhappy union aren't lingering. Even as our boy Nick celebrates a joyous occasion - his birthday, as well as the birthday of his new squeeze, the sweet and vastly superior Vanessa Minnillo - he can't help but become enraged and suicidal when certain songs are played over the club's sound system.

Pete's Piece

Yes, Nick, we totally understand. Listening to Ashlee Simpson will drive your into a blinding rage. It certainly happens to us. We can't even imagine what it's like when she's your sister-in-law and you have to pretend she doesn't suck ass.

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We received such passionate responses the first time we pitted Vanessa Minnillo against Jessica Simpson that we wanted to give readers another chance to pick sides.

In the initial battle between these beauties, each vixen wore white. Thanks to Nick Lachey, of course, we know that's not really appropriate anymore. Hence, the pairing of black (ugly) dresses below.

Simpson and Romo Pic

Minnillo wore hers at a birthday party at Tao in Las Vegas last week, while Simpson opted for a floor-length gown at the Noche de Ninos Gala to Benefit Children's Hospitals in Beverly Hills.

Who do you think wore her outfit better? And can Minnillo minions and Simpson supporters at least agree that each Lachey lover looks hotter than Anna Nicole Smith?

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Around a year ago, Jessica Simpson filed for divorce frm Nick Lachey. It was a seismic blow to the hearts and minds of reality TV and pop song fans everywhere.

But things change.

Nick Lachey, Short Hair

On November 9, Lachey celebrated his 33rd birthday. Also blowing out candles that day? The singer's new lady friend, Vanessa Minnillo. These two don't appear to be breaking up any time soon.

Especially not when Vanessa is understanding enough to let her man party with the Pussycat Dolls, as pictured below. Minnillo, meanwhile, was seen checking out her fortune from a certain cookie on her anniversary of birth.

 

We can imagine what Nick hopes it said: You will not sleep with Bam Margera.