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You've heard all the celebrity gossip by now:

Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo nude photos are on the way. Maybe even a sex tape.

Nick and Nessa

Pick your jaws up off the floor, fellas, and take a look at the pictures below. They were published in Life & Style magazine, a possible precursor to even racier photos to come. If there's anything that can push a Nicole Richie pregnancy off the front pages, it's this.

Here's a quick recap of this alluring news: Lachey and Minnillo were on vacation in Mexico. They assumed they were alone. They proceeded to have the sort of sex in a hot tub that would make Olivia Mojica blush.

Reportedly, the couple has agreed to an exclusive interview with the aforementioned publication in exchange for keeping the lewd pics private. We hope this isn't true, of course. As hot as recent Katharine McPhee pictures from Stuff magazine are, they'd be nothing compared to Minnillo in the buff.

Unlike images of Kim Kardashian nude - which are as common as Britney Spears' nightly jaunts to Hollywood clubs - Vanessa isn't seen naked nearly as often. Here's to hoping that soon changes.

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We dreamed about a Nick Lachey and Jessica Simpson sex tape back when the pair were married.

While those hopes may have been dashed, new ones have arisen now that rumors are swirling over Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo nude pics. Hot stuff.

Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo Photo

TMZ reports that when Lachey and Minnillo were on vacation in Mexico, paparazzi got shows of the pair in the buff. Those racy photos of the couple were published in this week's Life & Style magazine, showing the two engaged in a heavy makeout session in a jacuzzi at a private resort.

Not bad, but pretty much as harmless as a half-nude Rebecca Gayheart just standing around topless. Unless there's was more...

... like the pair having hardcore sex in a hot tub.

Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo might as well be fully dressed in this photo, at least when compared with naked sex pics that have recently come out.

A source who has seen the pictures tells TMZ that they are "[Paris Hilton] sex tape-level scandalous," and include images of the couple in several different sex positions. It's the kind of stuff typically reserved for Jenna Jameson. Or Kim Kardashian.

High-powered Hollywood attorney Marty Singer has sent a letter to the weekly celebrity gossip mags, warning them that should they publish the steamy pics, they'll face one giant lawsuit.

Singer told TMZ the photographer was "outrageous and malicious," adding, "The photos that were taken of our clients by a Mexican photographer violated Mexican law and were a clear invasion of privacy, and we have threatened to take legal action against third parties who publish the photos."

Awww, come on. Relax, Marty. In an age when famous athletes and actress go naked for Playboy, such as Amanda Beard and Garcelle Beauvais nude, would it really be that big of a deal if these pics got out?

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Yikes. Vanessa Minnillo may want to supplement her DVD collection with something other than The Departed and reruns of The Sopranos.

The MTV hottie finds herself the center of unwanted attention as disturbing photos have surfaced - pics taken in the early hours of June 16, 2006, in N.Y. City.

The photos show Vanessa Minnillo tugging at the top of Lindsay Lohan and engaging in bizarre and dangerous acts of knife-wielding lunacy.

The pics were taken at 4:50 a.m. in a home in Greenwich Village after a night of partying at NYC club Bungalow 8, and were later "stolen" from Lindsay Lohan's camera.

Much like the pic of Cisco Adler naked "stolen" from Paris Hilton's locker. Only not nearly as disgusting. And a little bit sexy in a twisted way.

Minnillo, who at that point had been dating Nick Lachey for just a few weeks, "got caught up in the moment and thought it would be fun," as a source puts it.

But she's not having fun now. "It was stupid and she regrets it," says the source. "They were only fooling around."

And not the sort of fooling around Calum Best was used to, peeps.

Anyway. Who thought when they woke up this morning, they'd see Vanessa with a knife held to her throat? And Lindsay Lohan holding it!?

These photos are only slightly less disturbing than the Jason Wahler gun pictures that surfaced a few months back... and a lot more unexpected.

Much as we rejoice at the demise of Firecrotch, who's back in rehab now, we never literally wish her or any other star harm. These pics are pretty messed up.

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Dannielynn Hope Marshall Birkhead. Jayden James Federline. Shiloh Nouvel. Ramona Sarsgaard.

Vanessa Minnillo would happily take any of these celebrity babies.

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No, not literally (sorry, Britney Spears). But the former host of MTV's Total Request Live recently told Us Magazine that she may have an ideal family in mind - but, in the end, she simply wants healthy children.

"I always say I want three boys and a girl, but at the end of the day, I just want healthy kids," says Vanessa.

The man she wants them with, meanwhile, is no secret: Nick Lachey.

Will the former boy bander ask for her hand in marriage any time soon?

Yes, according to those close to the couple.

"She's confident that he'll do it when the time is right. They want to try out the living-together thing and if it goes well â€" which it will â€" he'll pop the question. I think he very much believes this is it," a source said.

We all remember what happened last time Lachey thought it was it, of course. He got divorced from Jessica Simpson and her giant boobs.

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Putting aside the lovely images of MTV host Vanessa Minnillo nude, let's focus on her professional plans for a moment:

The girlfriend of Nick Lachey is leaving Total Request Live. It's just time to graduate, Vanessa told People magazine.

Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo Photo

"I had my four years there like high school or college," Minnillo said Tuesday at a benefit for the Breast Cancer Research Foundation. "I'm ready for the next chapter â€" what it is, I have no idea. [But] I don't want to be 48 saying, 'Hey kids, now it's Sean Preston Spears's video.' "

For the record, Vanessa, it's Sean Preston Federline. Come on now.

The veejay, who recently moved in Nick Lachey, said there are some things she'll miss about her job, such as "that daily live factor of anything can happen." But maybe she'll move on to a somewhat successful talk show, like her predecessor Carson Daly.

Minnillo's first non-MTV gig will be unveiling her limited-edition makeup line for Flirt! Cosmetics, available in August. "We have two looks going on," she said. "You can have that fun rock-and-roll look or an everyday look."

She also has a cameo alongside Jessica Alba in the movie Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer, in theaters this summer.

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Nick Lachey is a lucky man.

He's seen Jessica Simpson nude - and that was before she made herself all disheveled and and dyed her previously beautiful blonde hair.

Totally Smitten

After their break-up, Nick hopped aboard the cutie pie dating train, nailing Kristin Cavallari and then Kourtney Kardashian (yes, that's the sister of Kim Kardashian).

Finally, as we all know by now, Lachey settled on the adorable hostess of MTV's Total Request Live, Vanessa Minnillo. She even recently moved in to his Los Angeles apartment.

The Hollywood Gossip staff couldn't be happier for what seems like a genuinely nice guy. Especially after we saw these pictures of Minnillo, half nude, in lingerie and looking mighty fine. 

Meanwhile, Jessica is walking around in ridiculously high pants. We think you made the right choice, Nick.

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If Vanessa Minnillo really wants to become a mommy, it helps to spend a lot of time around her man.

Hence, this exciting news: Vanessa is moving in with Nick Lachey!

Birthday Boy and Girl

The New York correspondent for Entertainment Tonight is moving into Lachey's Beverly Hills home, sticking it to Jessica Simpson and focusing on becoming an actress on the West coast, according to the New York Post.

Minnillo and Lachey have been dating for about a year, so the move is nowhere as shocking as the idea of Victoria Beckham and her huge breasts trying to bust a move on Dancing with the Stars next year.

But we hope Vanessa is careful about future career plans if she hopes to remain an on-air personality. To wit:

The Post also reports that Access Hollywood's Maria Menounous got canned from Entertainment Weekly after she focused too much energy on sitcom and movie roles.

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If this were a battle of Eva Longoria nude versus Vanessa Minnillo in the buff, we all know who would win.

Heck, even Nick Lachey would have to agree that the Desperate Housewives star takes the naked cake in almost all comparisons.

Eva on the Red Carpet

But the competition might be closer in the picture below. Vanessa Minnillo is looking sharp in this green dress, which is not to say that Eva isn't stunning, as well.

Oddly enough, this isn't the first time these beauties have worn similar outfits. It must be their dark complexions that bring out the same taste in fashion. We can't say for sure. But we can say this:

If Longoria and Minnillo continue to follow the same path, we can't wait to see Eva sing with The Pussycat Dolls.

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Let's hope Nick Lachey is ready to change diapers.

There may not be any little ones on the wa just yet - but girlfriend Vanessa Minnillo tells People magazine she's looking forward to the day there is.

Nick and Vanessa Photo

"I can't wait to be a mother one day," the TRL host said at the Bacardi Limon Express Your Style Design Competition Thursday night in Manhattan. "I want to bring three boys up to be good men in this world and then one little girl. I always say I want three boys and a girl, but at the end of the day I just want healthy kids."

Sounds like a brood capable of competing with that of Brangelina to us.

Looking flirty in a figure-hugging Nanette Lepore sleeveless dress and gold lamé Hollywould shoes, Minnillo, who has been dating Lachey for almost a year now, said her beau "is a nice guy. He's in the studio recording right now [in] L.A., Nashville, New York. All over, with something for everyone to look out for."

She also said it's the couple's "privacy" that helps them click, perhaps a dig at Nick's former, publicized marriage to Jessica Simpson.

Minnillo helped pick the night's winning design: a pale yellow chiffon 'Retro Cocktail Dress' designed by Patricia Samaniego. "Her inspiration was Vegas," said Minnillo. "One of the sexiest things on a woman's body is her back and her shoulders ... That's why I love her dress. It is very flowy and comfortable in the front and the back is exposed. The legs are open and exposed."

If Vanessa is half as good with kids as she is with fashion, we have no doubt she'll be a better mother than that of Jayden James, who will remain nameless. And bald.

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A couple of T.H. Gossip favorites - Lauren Conrad and Vanessa Minnillo - pose for the cameras as they take front-row seats at bridal and ready-to-wear designer Monique Lhuillier's runway show at New York Fashion Week on Tuesday.

Lauren Conrad, Holly Montag

Needless to say, especially when comparing Vanessa's outfit here to Jessica Simpson's horrific new look (and career downturn), that Nick Lachey is one lucky guy.

We'd say the same about Brody Jenner, but we're never sure whether he and Lauren are dating... or whether that's just on The Hills, or in real life, or what.

But we love LC!

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