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Yesterday, we brought you the tale of Human Jessica Rabbit Penny Brown, a woman using surgery, corsets and makeup to embody the Who Framed Roger Rabbit vixen.

In a bid to recreate Jessica's extreme hourglass figure, the 25-year-old pinup model got breast implants (to say the least), taking her from a 34H to a 36O.

Who knew cup sizes even went up to O? Not even Human Barbie Valeria Lukyanova can touch that ... and HJR somehow fit into a 23-inch corset, too.

How does Penny Brown stack up against the original plastic princess, though? And who would you rather ... y'know? Cast your vote in the poll below!

And the Winner is?

Human Barbie or Human Jessica Rabbit: Who'd you rather ... you know? Vote for the sexiest plastic surgery obsessed babe in our official survey. View Poll »

It's a tough call, we know, but these issues must be decided.

Want more Human Jessica Rabbit? We don't have too many additional pics for you now, sadly (or luckily, you could say). But want more Human Barbie?

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Valeria Lukyanova, a.k.a. Human Barbie, just will not go away. In fact she is everywhere these days ... and now doing whatever it is she does on video no less!

Yes, Human Barbie has a YouTube channel. One which houses a number of videos, cutely categorized under "Barbie Style," and all as bizarre as you'd think.

This one in particular, showing her at the beach, is the most recent (and arguably the most scary) upload. Take a look, but be warned: You can't unsee this:

Yeah ... we often find ourselves at a loss for words when it comes to this girl.

Even with no makeup (or less makeup), Valeria Lukyanova is one of the all-time characters. Or caricatures, to be more precise. She's clearly not human.

She says she subsists on air and light alone, after all. No person does that!

Valeria is certifiable, without question, but perhaps even crazier than what she does to herself are the people who think she's some sort of role model.

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Valeria Lukyanova is loving the selfie trend. As well as the no makeup trend.

Oh, and the revealing, tiny bikini trend. Everyone's in on that nowadays, too.

The part where she tries to become a Human Barbie doll is all her, though.

Valeria Lukyanova Bikini Selfie

Having already shown us Valeria Lukyanova without makeup this week, she's upped the ante here with a (mostly) bare-faced bikini selfie flaunting her insane body.

The 28-year-old with the impossibly tiny waist, ridiculously enhanced breasts and almost comically emotionless expression checks all the boxes here.

There's no doubt that Human Barbie, who makes use of contact lenses, massive stage makeup and hair extensions, looks a bit less plastic au naturale.

It's those very factors that leave Human Ken (Justin Jedlica) unimpressed by Valeria's committed efforts to look like a toy. Only he is truly plastic.

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Human Barbie Valeria Lukyanova has no plans to reproduce, which is probably cause for celebration ... and she doesn't believe in races mixing, either.

Say what now?

In an interview with GQ, the aspiring plastic-human hybrid slash Ukrainian model (or whatever she is) opens up about parenting and why she doesn't want kids.

Valeria Lukyanova Bikini Photograph

"The very idea of having children brings out this deep revulsion in me," Valeria Lukyanova says. "Most people have children to fulfill their own ambitions, not to give anything."

"They don't think about what they can give this child, what they can teach her."

"They just try to shape her according to some weird script - whatever they couldn't do in life, like becoming a writer or a doctor. I'd rather die from torture.

"The worst thing in the world is to have a family lifestyle."

Hard to argue her point about having kids for the right reasons, but her comments on the "degeneration" of beauty and the reasons behind it are eye-opening.

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THG is counting down the 100 Hottest Bikini Bodies of 2012!

From now until the end of the year, we'll be paying tribute to the hottest of the hot with bikini photos galore. The competition is guaranteed to be sweltering.

Keeping the hotness rolling today at #39: Valeria Lukyanova!

Valeria Lukyanova (Human Barbie)

Most recently, Katherine Heigl bikini pictures made THG's hot list. Hot stuff.

Today, it's Human Barbie herself, the controversial Ukrainian model.

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Valeria Lukyanova, a.k.a. Human Barbie, is actually a real person.

A new interview in V Magazine confirms the urban legend is real.

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V asked if the 21-year-old Ukrainian model's seemingly unnatural figure and doll-like looks are just tricky Photoshop work, or the mark(s) of plastic surgery.

Valeria Lukyanova shoots down both rumors.

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