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In what is sure to be the world's most annoying talk show episode, the Kardashian sisters will appear on The Tyra Banks show on September 23.

The stage doesn't seem big enough for this quartert of attention mongers, as Tyra is known as much for her self-serving ways as her beauty, while Kim Kardashian is known to do anyone to stay in the spotlight (see J, Ray).

Kim and a Reporter

Khloe and Kourtney Kardashian? They're known for spelling their first names in a ridiculous fashion.

We feel horrible for anyone in the audience during this taping.

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Oprah-wannabe Tyra Banks was up to her old tricks yesterday, filming her many shows and talking about the thing she loves most - her own body.

OR WAS SHE?

Tyra Photo

Is that a photo of Tyra below, or just a wax figure impostor?

You decide in this edition of Real or Wax …

Follow the jump right now to learn the answer…

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by Mischalova at

We already knew that Tyra Banks was a self-absorbed prima donna.

But who could have guessed that the America's Next Top Model judge was also a horrific dresser?

Kendall Jenner Fashion

Don't worry, Tyra, we won't comment on the fat ass you pretend to be offended by, yet refer to more often than critics do. Instead, we'll simply mock the furry sleeves on the dress below. They look ridiculous.

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It's about time. The Hills' villain-in-chief, Spencer Pratt, has fully refueled the long-standing feud between himself and Lauren Conrad.

During a taping for next Tuesday's episode of The Tyra Banks Show, he says he is "100 percent" sure there is, or was, a Lauren Conrad sex tape.

Ick!!

"I know for 100 percent fact it did exist. 1,000 percent!" he said.

Ignoring the fact that one cannot be more than 100 percent sure of anything, Banks asked if Spencer Pratt had actually seen the tape.

"I would never watch that!" slimy Spencer replied. "I would rather throw up... but I know for a fact, and I would take a lie detector test."

The alleged Lauren Conrad sex tape supposedly co-starred her boyfriend at the time, Jason Wahler. Rumors took the Internets by storm last year, but the sex tape never materialized and LC flatly denied it ever existed.


Lauren Conrad won't be pleased by Spencer Pratt's comments - again!

Conrad's friendship with Heidi Montag fizzled after LC accused her of spreading false rumors about a sex tape, which Montag denies. This running feud was the basis for an entire season of The Hills, as fans probably know.

Heidi Montag â€" who appeared with Spencer Pratt on Banks' show â€" claims that the sex tape was "not a rumor. From what I have heard from confirmed sources, her ex-boyfriend was going around trying to sell it."

Banks then asked Heidi Montag, if she hadn't seen the actual Lauren Conrad sex tape, how could she be so sure it existed.

"Well, I mean, I am not sure she has it anymore... but from what I've heard. I am not really allowed to elaborate."

Sure thing. Go have some more plastic surgery and stage some more bikini photos on the beach, you publicity-hogging dweebs!

To find out more, watch the full interview on The Tyra Banks Show Tuesday, and be sure to mock Tyra Banks when you do. Way to have supposedly serious shows about vaginas and the difficult of being overweight... then follow it up with this nonsense.

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by Mischalova at

She may not have turned on the water works on the Tyra Banks show this week, but Hillary Clinton did stump for the sympathy of woman everywhere by discussing her contrived marriage in public.

The presidential hopeful was asked about forgiving husband Bill Clinton for his affair with Monica Lewinsky and she replied as though it was an isolated incident in an otherwise perfect union.

"I really had to dig down deep and think hard about what was right for me, what was right for my family," Clinton said in her taped appearance, set to air Friday. "I never doubted Bill's love for me ever, and I never doubted my faith and my commitment to our daughter and our extended family."

Or her political aspirations, of course.

Clinton added that she struggled with feelings of anger and embarrassment.

"The momentary feelings â€" you know, you are mad, you are really upset, you are disappointed â€" all of that goes through your mind …" Clinton said. "I have found you really shouldn't make decisions in the heat of those moments."

Instead, you should plan for them in detail, such as the fake sudden outburst of emotion Hillary displayed before the critical New Hampshire primary last week.

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by Free Britney at

Tyra Banks claims she has never bashed Britney Spears.

The Hollywood Gossip makes no claims of any such kind.

The controversy involving Tyra Banks? Many celebrity gossip and news sources are abuzz with word that, during a recent private party, she uttered this quote:

"[Britney Spears] should just go ahead and kill herself after the album and go out like Marilyn [Monroe], very grand. She should have done it after the last album."

Ouch! We know the Anna Nicole Smith comparisons are reasonable, but just kill herself, Tyra? That's harsh! But the America's Next Top Model host issued the following statement Thursday, denying she said that $h!t:

"Britney Spears is a friend and we correspond with each other. These alleged statements attributed to me are completely false."

Britney Spears and Tyra Banks. Both of these women are a little crazy, but only one has demonstrated a propensity for wearing no underwear. Our point? We're not sure.

No word, however, if Banks would approve of Britney Spears playing the Virgin Mary - as reported in some new movie - or Britney's general train wreck status.

No word on how Tyra feels about Janice Dickinson calling her fat, either.

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by Mischalova at

Considering how incredibly ugly she is, Janice Dickinson should keep her opinions about others to herself.

On The Today Show this morning, the former model did at least stand up for Jennifer Love Hewitt in light of her recent bikini picture controversy.

An Off Day

We'd love to see Tyra Banks nude. Janice Dickinson naked? Not so much. Case closed.

But Janice Dickinson then lived up to the first syllable of her last name by taking the conversation a step further and comparing Hewitt to Tyra Banks.

"These are unflattering camera angles on her," Janice said about the fiancee or Ross McCall. "You want to see someone who's fat? I'm sorry, Tyra. Tyra Banks is fat. This girl is not fat."

Al Roker tried to come to Banks' defense, and Dickinson tried to backtrack by saying, "I'm kidding because I love Miss Banks," but we're not buying it.

Janice Dickinson is such a dog, we're shocked Michael Vick didn't try to fight her.

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What perfect timing for a Maria Sharapova crotch shot!

As the world talks about the photographed vagina of this tennis star, Tyra Banks plans on doing an entire talk show around the topic of... vaginas.

"I have wanted to do this show for two years," Banks said to People magazine. "I know for a lot of women talking about what is going on in our bodies is extremely difficult, but it is incredibly important."

We know what many women out there are thinking: guys should be the ones tuning in for this broadcast, if you know what we mean!

Banks continued: "We should be able to talk to our daughters, sisters, mothers and friends about our bodies and not be embarrassed. I hope after this show women will not be ashamed about what's up down there."

Nor should Tyra be ashamed for being so desperate for attention that she'd probably do a show where she dresses up like an overweight women in order to discover - gasp! - they are treated worse than someone as gorgeous as she is.

Oh. Wait. That already happened.

We're pretty sure women already are comfortable with their vaginas, Tyra. It's not as though Britney Spears, Paris Hilton, Tila Tequila or Mary Carey have any problems putting theirs on display for the entire world to see.

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