Trista Sutter The Bachelor

In strange but notable Bachelorette news, Trista Sutter's husband, Ryan Sutter, is sharing some of his best secrets of fatherhood in a new column.

"Even when you're about to breastfeed, we get turned on because we're guys and we just see boobs," Ryan Sutter says in his column for MomLogic.com, which is entitled "10 Things You Don't Know About Dads."

THG NOTE: We certainly enjoy a good boob (as naked Lucy Pinder photos will prove to you) but we can't say we agree with Ryan on this one.

While Ryan Sutter admits to sometimes wearing sunglasses to check out the "cute 25-year-olds who walk by," he advises: "It's really sexy when you have no makeup on. Honestly, we prefer less makeup and seeing you in casual clothes."

Ryan Sutter also admits that fathers fake ignorance about "poopy diapers" to "let you discover it" and that "sometimes we feel fat."

[NOTE to Matt Grant and Shayne Lamas when the time comes!]

Ryan and Trista Sutter - still the only happy couple in the storied history of The Bachelor or The Bachelorette - have an eight-month-old son, Max.

Answer: Not with the chicks they picked.

That would be enough to answer that question for us, but ABC insists on airing an entire special about it next month. This will surely offer us some hot footage of some past Bachelor studs, but still. Pretty unnecessary!

When The Bachelor finishes airing each season, only one thing is certain: the final couple breaks up ASAP and goes back to real life.

While updates are often found on the hunky bachelors themselves after the inevitable split, the same cannot be said for the women.

ABC has this decided to shine a light on those forgotten women, giving Matt Grant a glimpse into his future of public humiliation and failure.

On Monday March 10 at 8 p.m., ABC will air the special, The Bachelor: Where Are They Now? During the hour-long special, host Chris Harrison will sit down with and visit some of the memorable bachelors and aspiring trophy wives.

Some stars of The Bachelor (well, one) have achieved lasting romance, while most do not. Some even end up beating the crap out of their chosen partner. So it goes.

In addition to rekindling massive amounts of heartbreak, the special will visit the only happy couple to come out of the series so far, Ryan and Trista Sutter (above) - now featuring an adorable baby boy, Max! Yay!

Fans of last year's epic season of The Bachelor are also in luck as both DeAnna Pappas and Jenni Croft will offer updates. DeAnna will dish on starring on the newest season of The Bachelorette for ABC, which airs this summer.

All we have to say is that Brad Womack better not show his face. If he does, our staff is gonna go Mary Delgado on his indecisive punk ass.