Everyone poses in Playboy for a different reason.
Some get pressured into it by their mother (hello, Kim Kardashian), some are banging the owner (hi, Holly Madison) and some don't exactly have the talent to do much else (no offense, Denise Richards).
But the following nine stars are yet to bare their full birthdays suit for the men's magazine - and we think it's time they do so!
Because we wanna see their goods? In some cases. But in others, we sincerely think that stripping down will be good for their careers and/or their self-esteem.
So for our sake and for their sake, here's a look at some actresses, models and reality stars who should have Hugh Hefner on speed dial:
1. Jennifer Love Hewitt
Jennifer Love Hewitt looks pretty good here, don't get us wrong. But she has no major role lined up and could give her career a major boost by just baring it all.
2. Kourtney Kardashian
Let's face it, Kourtney Kardashian is the best looking sister. She could leap frog Kim with a Playboy spread.
3. Kate Upton
Simply put, it would be the best-selling issue in Playboy history. How could Kate Upton turn that down?
4. Bethenny Frankel
Bethenny Frankel is all about being a strong independent woman. So what better way to prove you still have it at age 43?
5. Clare Crawley
SPOILER ALERT: Clare Crawley does not win Juan Pablo's heart on the Bachelor. She has to remain relevant somehow, doesn't she?
6. Demi Moore
Oh yeah, Ashton?!? You wanna marry a young hottie? Don't forget what you're leaving behind!
7. Ashley Greene
Her career has stalled since The Twiligh Saga concluded. This would get back on (naked!) track.
8. Tatiana Neves
See The Girl Who Banged Justin Bieber Naked? Yeah. We have a feeling that will move some copies.