by Hilton Hater at . Comments

Hey, Shanna Moakler threw a divorce party recently.

So doesn't it make even more sense to gather friends and family together in celebration of the fact that her and Travis Barker didn't kill each other over dinner last night?

Pic of Shanna Moakler

The cantankerous former couple met at Mr. Chow in Beverly Hills. We don't know exactly what was discussed - aside from whether or not Paris Hilton actually has herpes - but you can see them here smiling after the meal.

Actually, only Shanna is smiling. Travis is pulling out a dollar bill. Looks like he will be seeing Paris later that night.

Anyway. Enough with the Paris Hilton-is-a-raging-dirty-prostitute jokes. The point is that the staff of The Hollywood Gossip is glad to see these kids making up. Maybe there's still hope for Rachel Zoe and Nicole Richie.

Or Michael Richards and black people.

by Hilton Hater at . Comments

Travis Barker is nothing if not a tattooed rocker with a cool name. He's also kind of honest sometimes.

So when the former Blink-182 drummer was asked about his ex-wife, Shanna Moakler, over the weekend, he didn't hold back (as he rarely ever does). What was Barker's reaction to her claim that his "friend" Paris Hilton has herpes?

Call Your Lawyer

"That's purely Shanna being jealous of Paris. Always has and always will be."

Hmmm ... doesn't sound like a denial to us. Can't Moakler be jealous AND Hilton be an STD-infested wench? We think so.

Nick Carter should go get tested.

by Mischalova at . Comments

Now THESE are signs of a mature break-up:

First, Shanna Moakler is throwing a "divorce party" at the Bellagio in Las Vegas on Friday. And that's okay - for some, a crazy night in Sin City with hundreds of their closest friends is the way to get over a difficult time in life.

Shanna Pic

Moakler's ex, Travis Barker, wasn't as sympathetic, however. He happened upon the flyer (pictured) and posted the following gentle soliloquy on his MySpace page:

THIS IS THE SAME WIFE THAT EMAILED ME TO TELL ME SHE WOULD BE SLEEPING WITH HER NEW BOYFRIEND IN MY BED THE DAY OF OUR ANNIVERSARY 2 DAYS AGO SO THIS DOESN'T COME AS A SHOCK. AND THE SAME PERSON WHO IS MAKING "I LOVE SHANNA" SHIRTS FOR PEOPLE TO BUY, IN SUPPORT OF ALL THIS AND PLAYING THE VICTIM, IT SADDENS ME PEOPLE AND EVEN BRINGS ON THE URGE TO PUKE, HOPE IT DOES YOU AS WELL.

IM GONNA SAY A LONG PRAYER FOR HER, SHE NEEDS IT. THERE ISN'T A PART OF SHANNA AND I AND THE FACT OUR MARRIAGE FAILED THAT I COULD BE CELEBRATING OR HAPPY ABOUT EVEN AFTER ALL OF THIS TIME IT WAS OUR FAMILY…IT WAS ALL WE HAD……I MEAN A PARTY??? WHAT DOESN'T KILL ME MAKES ME STRONGER:)

HOPE SHANNA'S PARTY IS EVERYTHING SHE COULD HOPE 4.

We wonder which is worse: the fact that Barker has often thrusted his tongue down the throat of Paris Hilton (also pictured)? Or the fact that he replaced the word "for" with the number "4" in this post?

Either way, we hope these kids find peace and happiness. And it could be worse - Barker could have possibly gotten Karrine Steffans pregnant immediately following the divorce.

by Mischalova at . Comments

They survived a Halloween party at the Playboy Mansion without incident - does that mean there's hope for Shanna Moakler and Travis Barker as a couple?

Travis Barker and Shanna Moakler Picture

Kind of. But not really.

The morning after the party, Barker stopped by Moakler's house to pick up supplies for their kids â€" daughter Alabama, 10 months, and son Landon, 2 â€" who were on their way to Disneyland.

Moakler told People magazine she "sensed" the visit was meant to re-establish a relationship:

"I thought at the end of the discussion he and I could work towards being friends and that could work towards getting back together."

Wow. Even after Travis was caught making out with Paris Hilton?

Barker, of course, had a slightly different take: "I didn't go there and say, 'I'm madly in love with you, Shanna,' " he said. "If anything, there was an attempt to reconnect. I told her I was ready to be her friend."

But that changed on Monday. Moakler saw some photos of Barker sticking "his tongue down Paris' throat at the mansion." She referred to this kiss as being in "very poor taste."

That's the case with any Paris Hilton kiss, though. Just ask Stavros Niarchos or one of a half million other guys.

For now, therefore, Shanna says friendship is out of the question. Barker, however, doesn't see what all of he fuss is about.

"Paris and I have tongue kissed before. It's not unusual for me to say hello to Paris and kiss her, but it's not like we are a couple or anything," he said. "When we see each other, we say hello. That's it … I was like any other single young man, just enjoying myself."

He went on to say that Hilton wasn't the only girl he kissed that night. It sounds to us like Barker could guest star on Laguna Beach.

by Mischalova at . Comments

Shana Moakler may have thought she got the last word on Paris Hilton, but leave it to Hugh Hefner to bring the two ladies together again.

The two blondes may not have made nice at the Playboy Halloween bash over the weekend, but they also didn't violently murder one another. And that says a lot. Especially when Travis Barker was also in attendence.

Paris in Hawaii

Jeremy Piven, Three-6 Mafia, Nicky Hilton and Pauly Shore were also on hand to enjoy the mansion scenery; i.e. naked women. There was also a fully clothed Owen Wilson sighting, as the actor was spotted getting cozy with a mystery blonde dressed as an angel.

Most of the costumes skewed towards the skanky, of course, but the winner of tasteless costume of the night went to a man: Bill Maher. The comedian arrived as the late Steve Irwin, with a stingray barb through his chest.

Come on, Bill. Would society, or at least Karrine Steffans, really approve?

In the end, the party ended on an awful sour note: with Hilton dancing like a fool to one of her own songs. As partygoers looked on, the heiress, who donned her own version of the classic Playboy Bunny outfit, writhed to her pathetic non-smash, "Stars Are Blind."

Every time we look at a Paris Hilton picture, we wish we were, too. Or this Travis Barker picture. Good God man, what the hell is wrong with you.

by Mischalova at . Comments

Really, Shanna Moakler? You fought over this guy?

Eminem and Barker

At least the eliminated Dancing with the Stars contestant can take solace in that fact that, while her heart is broken, the arm of ex-husband, Travis Barker, now is, too.

It's bad news for fans of the newly formed +44. That's the name of a band, apparently.

The group, co-founded with former Blink 182 bandmate Mark Hoppus, just released the following statement:

+44 drummer Travis Barker broke his arm while shooting the band's video for the title track, "When Your Heart Stops Beating." The injury was exacerbated after playing seven shows during their European promo tour. Per doctors orders Travis is to remain off his right arm for 8 weeks.

That's ok. It was your upper and lower lip you used to kiss Paris Hilton, Trav. You can still get it on with that dirty bucket of tang now.

Just don't tell Nick Carter about it. He'll respond by pretending he porked Ashlee Simpson again.

by Mischalova at . Comments

We don't make things up, readers. When we say that Paris Hilton is a no-good socialite that isn't worth the cocktail napkins her hotels pay for, we mean it.

As for the skank factor, just take a look at her engulfing Travis Barker in this picture, the instant the Blink 182 singer isn't married:

I Heart Paris Hilton

When asked about Barker, Hilton replied: "He's one of my dear friends. I'm single, he's my friend."

She then said the same thing about 37 other guys in the club that night. And a lonely looking bar stool.

by Free Britney at . Comments

Last week, Us Weekly reported that Travis Barker of Blink 182 fame and his wife, former Miss USA and Playboy centerfold Shanna Moakler, have decided to end their marriage of nearly two years. Now, Travis' online bashing of his estranged wife indicates that we might not hold our breath for an amicable separation between the stars of MTV's Meet the Barkers.

According to a diatribe on Barker's own MySpace page, he says that the "nanny is great" and "this nanny is also referred to as mommy at times."

Travis Barker and Shanna Moakler Picture

Ouch, Shanna. He also pretty much calls his wife a lazy ass hoe, to make a long story short. But you can get the skinny on that below.

The whole thing sort of goes off course when the dude starts talking about condoms, so feel free to skip the link to his page. We have got the highs and lows for you right here. NOTE: The spelling mistakes, of which there are more than a few, are Barker's, not those of T.H. Gossip.

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Travis Barker Biography

Boakler Travis Barker is newly single and enjoying the club scene. But he may get back together with Shanna Moakler at any time. You never know,... More »
Born
Birthplace
Fontana, California
Full Name
Travis Landon Barker
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