by Mischalova at

On the surface, Tara Conner and Tori Spelling might seem very different. But let's delve a bit deeper:

They each star in reality shows, Pageant Place and Inn Love, respectively. They're first names sound similar and neither has a discernible talent.

Minka Kelly Emmys Dress

Also, as evidenced below, Conner and Spelling share the same taste in celebrity fashion.

What would fellow beauty pageant contestants, such as Katie Rees, think about the fact that Conner dresses just like Spelling?

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by Free Britney at

Those are the worst of ESPN's The Sports Gal, not us. Although we so agree! A costumed Tori Spelling and Dean McDermott recently went back in time - to the '20s - to film an episode of their reality TV show, Tori and Dean: Inn Love.

Perhaps they should have instead traveled back to 1997... to the day Donna Martin graduates! Oh yeah! We're here all day folks. We're here all day.

In any event, here's a picture of Tori Spelling, Dean McDermott, their son Liam and their dog. We never thought we'd say this, but maybe Tori should stick to working with the Pussycat Dolls. This reality thing? Not working...

Tori Spelling and Family

Tori Spelling: Eking out a living any way a talentless hack can.

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by Mischalova at

During her performance over the weekend, Tori Spelling put the "Y" in Pussycat Dolls.

As in: Why the heck did this group of typically attractive women invite this eye sore on stage?

Somewhere, Nicole Scherzinger is grateful she left to start a solo career.

And Asia Nitollano is scoffing at those that think she should have joined the group.

Tori Spelling in The Pussycat Dolls? That's akin to Minka Kelly being in The Ugly Girls.

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by Mischalova at

Tori Spelling could scarcely act well enough to deserve her role on Beverly Hills, 90210.

So now some fools think she'd make a good lead on Broadway?!?

The New York Post reports that the Spelling and husband Dean McDermoot are "are currently in talks" with Chicago producers to strut their stuff in the high-stepping, vaudeville-style musical.

We think Drake Bell and Vanessa Hudgens should be considered for the roles instead.

As of now, though, rumors suggest that Spelling and McDermott would play the roles of Roxie Hart, the murderous heroine of the story, and that of her crooked lawyer, Billy Flynn.

The production has seen other married couples in these parts: Amy Spanger and Michael C. Hall, as well as Lisa Rinna and Harry Hamlin, have starred in this current incarnation of Chicago.

Perhaps the most famous guest star to land in the long-running revival musical, however, was Usher. He portrayed Flynn for a few months in 2006.

There was no Tameka Foster sighting on stage, however, to the delight of the singer's fans.

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by Mischalova at

What, no David Silver, Jr.?

Tori Spelling gave birth yesterday to a boy with husband actor Dean McDermott.

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The couple christened the child Liam Aaron McDermott, disappointing those who had hoped it would be named in honor of Tori's Bevery Hills, 90210 boyfriend.

Liam weighed 6 lbs, 6 oz - or nearly as much as Keira Knightley - and was born at Cedars Sinai Medical Center in Los Angeles.

Spelling and McDermott were married in May 2006 and have been going broke ever since. This is the first child for Spelling and second child for McDermott, who has a son from a previous marriage.

The countdown is now on to see if we'll get pics of little Liam before actual photos of Jayden James Federline.

A source close to the couple says: "Everyone is happy and healthy."

With the exception of Dylan McKay, that is. We assume he's off brooding somewhere.

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by Hilton Hater at

Tori Spelling is really pregnant.

But is that gonna stop her and husband Dean McDermott from going forward with for their new Oxygen series Tori & Dean: Inn Love.

Tori Spelling and Family

"Every night when I walk by my mirror I just stare at my belly and I'm so impressed by it," the former Beverly Hills 90210 and So noTORIous star told TV critics at their annual conference in Pasadena, Calif., on Wednesday. "You always wonder what you'll look like when you're pregnant and it looks good. I like being pregnant."

Meanwhile, McDermott gushed that his wife is apparently the anti-Victoria Beckham: "She looks so sexy naked."

McDermott added that the middle name of their expected son will be "Aaron," after Tori's later father. The Hollywood Gossip doesn't understand: Not Heaven Rain??

When it comes to their other baby, their TV show together, the couple is turning its backson the poor real-life track record of such reality-show couples as Jessica Simpson/Nick Lachey and Carmen Electra/Dave Navarro.

They believe they are special enough to make it through.

"We are still newlyweds â€" with a baby on the way. It's Newlyweds, Part Two," says Spelling of the series that premieres in March.

But what about reports that Spelling left his daughter a measley $800,000 inheritance.

"That magic number that's been put out there isn't exactly what that number is, because when it's all said and done you're not even close to left with that."

She's right. After taxes, it may be as little as $400,000. Such chump change gives one little choice but to go through with a yard sale.

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by Free Britney at

Poor Tori Spelling.

No really, we get the distinct impression she is hard up for money. First she got b!tch slapped by her mother, Candy, and was practically nixed from her dad's will. Then, before we knew it, she was hawking her pregnancy pics, signing on for an ill-fated reality show, agreeing to write a boring-ass memoir, and holding the mother of all cries for help - a yard sale.

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Anything to raise a little dough for herself and her unborn baby! But nothing is as indicative of the pregnant Tori's sad financial state as this recent shopping outing with husband Dean McDermott. The proof is in the petit larceny...

Come on, guys. We do not condone shoplifting, no matter how desperate you might be. There are government programs to help the destitute. Just ask Isaac Cohen, an actor/model struggling so hard to find work that he's willing to do anything to boost his public profile - even if that means being seen with Britney Spears.

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by Hilton Hater at

Santa Claus has a lot to deal with during the holiday season: stressed out elves, a neglected wife, washed up, desperate actresses that will write or sell anything for attention and money.

We can only imagine the strain of this fake smile on Saint Nick, as he entertains Tori Spelling and listens to her wish list of cash, fame and love.

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We're guessing he preferred the company of a nice Katharine McPhee. Or a bad case of athlete's foot.

Meanwhile, it's at least safe to assume no child will put the Tori Spelling memoir on his or her Christmas list. There's a better chance that Heather Mills asks for a wheel chair as a gift than anyone reads that tiresome tome on purpose.

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by Hilton Hater at

Pity Tori Spelling. She only received $1 million or so after her father passed away.

And she doesn't exactly look like Heidi Klum when pregnant.

Tori Spelling and Family

So, what's the former Beverly Hills, 90210 star to do in order to pick up her spirit - and her bank account? Hold a yard sale, of course! You can't purchase Spelling's virginity there, of course, because David Silver took that a long time ago.

But maybe you can pick up a cheap, early copy of Tori's memoir. Or, apparently, lots of pornography.

Sadly, we don't know anything about a Tori Spelling sex tape, so that may not be an item on the lot. Perhaps Jessica Simpson will have a yard sale one day, though.

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by Hilton Hater at

It's not enough for Tori Spelling to be a terrible actress. She's dead set on becoming an even worse author, as well.

The former Beverly Hills, 90210 star and husband Dean McDermott are getting ready for an Oxygen network reality show that no one will watch, but that's not enough for portrayer of Donna Martin. A memoir is in the works.
Simon & Schuster will publish the book, which promises to be almost as interesting as brewing tea will be for Kate Middleton. Spelling told USA Today that she'll probably enlist the help of a ghostwriter to spice up such stories as her first sexual experience with David Silver.

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Meanwhile, Tori has yet to inform her family, with whom she's had a tense relationship, about the book, hoping it "doesn't cause any more damage."

You mean more than already exists between her and her mother, Candy Spelling? The pair has clashed ever since patriarch, Aaron, passed away and left nary $1 million for his daughter.

"I wish things were different. My mother and I have always had a difficult relationship," Spelling said. "There has always been love, and I don't doubt now that there's love."

That's always important, to not doubt there's love between yourself and your mother. We get the feeling Jayden James Federline may be wondering about that now that mommy appears to embrace going commando more than she does going home.

As for the memoir, Spelling says she wants to talk about plastic surgery ("I basically want to lay it out in my terms"), past relationships ("I want to clear up that I was never in a physically abusive relationship, but verbal abuse is just as detrimental"), and her treatment in her father's last will and testament.

We don't care about any of it.

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