by Hilton Hater at

In this age of high gas prices and escalating personal debt, who wouldn't spend his/her heard-earned cash on a book about a Hollywood princess becoming a parent?

That's what publishers Simon & Schuster must be thinking, as the company has paid 90210 actress Tori Spelling to pen a memoir about raising her children, tentatively titled Mommywood.

Spelling's first book, sTORI Telling, spent seven weeks on The New York Times best-seller list. Pigs were rumored to have flown that day, as well, while Satan was forced to borrow a pair of leg warmers.

The new memoir is already listed on Amazon.com and is scheduled to hit shelves in April 2009. It's expected to focus on the birth and growing pains of one-year-old son Liam and newborn Stella. We can totally wait.

Here's a faux cover of what we believe Tori's new book SHOULD be called ...

Tags:

by Mischalova at

Is there any moment more prosperous precious for a family than the entrance of a baby into the world?

Just ask Tori Spelling and Dean McDermott, who celebrated the money-making momentous occasion by selling photos of newborn Stella to celebrity gossip tabloid OK!

As the magazine's cover teases, you get two tykes for the price of one in this issue: Stella and Jamie Lynn Spears' baby, Maddie Briann. What a exploitive happy time for all involved!

Tori Spelling Baby

If 90210 fails, Spelling can have another child and sell the rights to its first photos.

Tags: ,

by Mischalova at

Tori Spelling and husband Dean McDermott enjoyed a handful of hot dogs - and celebrity gossip attention - at Pink's Famous Hot Dogs in Hollywood last month.

During the excursion, the awful actress talked about her role on the reincarnation of Beverly Hills, 90210:

"Well, the new 90210 just happened for me, so we haven't filmed anything for the show as of yet. But this show covers everything in our lives, so I'm sure we'll cover 90210. As for Donna and David, I really don't know yet what happens with them. When we left the original series, Donna was very into fashion and wanted to be a designer. She had her own boutique.

So I'm hoping her career has really taken off because then I'll get to wear some really cool clothes. Donna has also always been driven to be a hideously boring character, so we'll see how that affected her marriage and if they have kids."

Tori Spelling and Dean McDermott will do anything for attention.

Tags:

by Free Britney at

This is the season for fun summer dresses - in particular, a pink "maxi-dress" by Gypsy 05. Just ask three of our favorite celebrities!

Lauren Conrad wore it to a beach bash in Malibu, while reality TV whore Denise Richards stepped out in the same piece in West Hollywood. Tori Spelling went shopping in L.A. recently in the identical dress:

Kendall Jenner Fashion


Who looks best: Lauren Conrad, Denise Richards or Tori Spelling?

Tags: , , ,

by Mischalova at

Tori Spelling is set to reprise her role as Donna Martin on 90210.

First, however, the actress had to take care of some child-birthing business, as she and husband Dean McDermott welcomed a daughter yesterday.

Stella Doreen McDermott was born at 3:13 p.m. in a Los Angeles hospital. She weighed 6 lbs., 8 oz. and was 19 3/4 inches long.

Back in March, Spelling revealed she was expecting a girl - and seemed quite pumped about it.

"I've always wanted a little girl since I'm such a girly girly," said the actress. "I immediately started crying. I couldn't believe it. I have my beautiful little boy and now I'll have my little girl! It's amazing."

Let's just hope Tori is a better mother than she is an actress.

Tags: ,

by Mischalova at

Now that Jessica Alba has given birth, the club of knocked up celebrities has lost one its better looking members.

Still, a number of beauties are expecting kids over the next few months. Leading the charge? Matthew McConaughey's underrated girlfriend, Camila Alves.

Click on the following thumbnails now to see what other celebs are ready to pop...

Tags: , , , , ,

by Mischalova at

As if appearing on a reality show - about running a ridiculous inn with husband Dean McDermott - wasn't a low enough point in the career of Tori Spelling, the awful actress has now essentially admitted:

I can't find work.

Therefore, she's managed to beg and plead her way back on to the only series that ever hired her: yes, Spelling will be reprising her role as Donna Martin on The CW's remake of Beverly Hills, 90210.

So, gag us with a spoon for even asking, but what will Donna be doing in the exclusive zip code?

"Donna loved designing and wanted a career in fashion. It'll be fun to explore that storyline," Spelling said about the reprisal. "And, I'm sure fans will be dying to know if she's still married to David!"

Considering the fact that his portrayer, Brian Austin Green, is too busy having sex with Megan Fox to bother reappearing on the series, we're guessing the answer is no.

Tags:

by Free Britney at

Welcome, celebrity news readers, to The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest. Who emerged as the winner this week? It was a difficult call, but...

Amy is the winner! Congratulations. The winning entry appears beneath the photo below. Scroll down the page for the full list of submissions.

Red Carpet Tori

Thanks to all for playing The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest, have a great weekend, and good luck again in this week's new edition.

"Momma has to eat ice cream and make appearances at Baskin Robbins to earn us some money... I have been broke since my 90210 days ended."

Tags: ,

by Free Britney at

Thanks to People magazine for this great collection of celebrity quotes, featuring a pair of our favorite engaged celebrities and much more ...

"I'm a huge fan of gays. They love me; I love them."
- Tori Spelling

President and Mrs. Obama

"Four words: Treasury Secretary Hannah Montana."
- Barack Obama, in a sketch at the CMT Awards, where he, Hillary Clinton and John McCain each tried to persuade Miley Cyrus to give them tickets

"I can't wait for the story about how I'm really in a gay relationship and this is all just a cover."
- Pete Wentz on rumors that he got Ashlee Simpson pregnant

  "It makes my butt look big, and I like that."
- Sara Evans (with fiancé Jay Barker), on her skin-tight dress at the CMT Awards

"She wore a power suit and had a teeny, tiny resume made of candy. That you don't find in the suburbs, I don't think."
Tina Fey on her daughter applying for preschool in New York City

"Wow, wow, wow... Can I meet you?"
- Snoop Dogg to LeAnn Rimes

"I was always pale. And I'm glad that I can be open about my paleness now."
- Evan Rachel Wood

"It's incredible to be young, live here and not have to clean up your dorm room."
- Gossip Girl hunk Penn Badgley, on being a successful actor in N.Y. City

Tags: , , , , , ,