Tori Spelling

Tori Spelling is set to reprise her role as Donna Martin on 90210.

First, however, the actress had to take care of some child-birthing business, as she and husband Dean McDermott welcomed a daughter yesterday.

Stella Doreen McDermott was born at 3:13 p.m. in a Los Angeles hospital. She weighed 6 lbs., 8 oz. and was 19 3/4 inches long.

Back in March, Spelling revealed she was expecting a girl - and seemed quite pumped about it.

"I've always wanted a little girl since I'm such a girly girly," said the actress. "I immediately started crying. I couldn't believe it. I have my beautiful little boy and now I'll have my little girl! It's amazing."

Let's just hope Tori is a better mother than she is an actress.

Now that Jessica Alba has given birth, the club of knocked up celebrities has lost one its better looking members.

Still, a number of beauties are expecting kids over the next few months. Leading the charge? Matthew McConaughey's underrated girlfriend, Camila Alves.

Click on the following thumbnails now to see what other celebs are ready to pop...

As if appearing on a reality show - about running a ridiculous inn with husband Dean McDermott - wasn't a low enough point in the career of Tori Spelling, the awful actress has now essentially admitted:

I can't find work.

Therefore, she's managed to beg and plead her way back on to the only series that ever hired her: yes, Spelling will be reprising her role as Donna Martin on The CW's remake of Beverly Hills, 90210.

So, gag us with a spoon for even asking, but what will Donna be doing in the exclusive zip code?

"Donna loved designing and wanted a career in fashion. It'll be fun to explore that storyline," Spelling said about the reprisal. "And, I'm sure fans will be dying to know if she's still married to David!"

Considering the fact that his portrayer, Brian Austin Green, is too busy having sex with Megan Fox to bother reappearing on the series, we're guessing the answer is no.

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"Momma has to eat ice cream and make appearances at Baskin Robbins to earn us some money... I have been broke since my 90210 days ended."

They're both pregnant. They're both wearing the same green dress in the photo below. But only one is desperate for attention and the star of a ridiculous reality show.

Tori Spelling insults aside, however, do you think she looks better in the following outfit than fellow actress Jessica Alba?

Thanks to People magazine for this great collection of celebrity quotes, featuring a pair of our favorite engaged celebrities and much more ...

"I'm a huge fan of gays. They love me; I love them."
- Tori Spelling

"Four words: Treasury Secretary Hannah Montana."
- Barack Obama, in a sketch at the CMT Awards, where he, Hillary Clinton and John McCain each tried to persuade Miley Cyrus to give them tickets

"I can't wait for the story about how I'm really in a gay relationship and this is all just a cover."
- Pete Wentz on rumors that he got Ashlee Simpson pregnant

  "It makes my butt look big, and I like that."
- Sara Evans (with fiancé Jay Barker), on her skin-tight dress at the CMT Awards

"She wore a power suit and had a teeny, tiny resume made of candy. That you don't find in the suburbs, I don't think."
Tina Fey on her daughter applying for preschool in New York City

"Wow, wow, wow... Can I meet you?"
- Snoop Dogg to LeAnn Rimes

"I was always pale. And I'm glad that I can be open about my paleness now."
- Evan Rachel Wood

"It's incredible to be young, live here and not have to clean up your dorm room."
- Gossip Girl hunk Penn Badgley, on being a successful actor in N.Y. City

Tori Spelling has done nothing of substance since Beverly Hills, 90210. Now, the desperate action wants to go back to her past.

Spelling has made it clear she wants a role on the Beverly Hills, 90210 remake the CW is hilariously developing.

"My dad always wanted to do a new version of 90210, so I'm sure he will be beaming from above!" Spelling said. "And I'd love to somehow be a part of it. That as well would make my dad proud!"

What kind of role does the awful actress envision for herself?

"Well, I am a mom now, proud to say, but obviously too young to have a teenager, so maybe I could be one of the main character's young stepmom," said Spelling, who is expecting her second child. "Playing the funny sex ed teacher at the high school would be funny, too, considering Donna Martin was America's most infamous virgin."

Do you wanna see Tori Spelling in the Beverly Hills, 90210 remake?

In Touch is reporting that Tori Spelling and Dean McDermott are expecting another baby, less than a year after Tori gave birth to son Liam.

Don't worry. We're sure they'll exploit this child by making a reality show about it.

On the surface, Tara Conner and Tori Spelling might seem very different. But let's delve a bit deeper:

They each star in reality shows, Pageant Place and Inn Love, respectively. They're first names sound similar and neither has a discernible talent.

Also, as evidenced below, Conner and Spelling share the same taste in celebrity fashion.

What would fellow beauty pageant contestants, such as Katie Rees, think about the fact that Conner dresses just like Spelling?

Those are the worst of ESPN's The Sports Gal, not us. Although we so agree! A costumed Tori Spelling and Dean McDermott recently went back in time - to the '20s - to film an episode of their reality TV show, Tori and Dean: Inn Love.

Perhaps they should have instead traveled back to 1997... to the day Donna Martin graduates! Oh yeah! We're here all day folks. We're here all day.

In any event, here's a picture of Tori Spelling, Dean McDermott, their son Liam and their dog. We never thought we'd say this, but maybe Tori should stick to working with the Pussycat Dolls. This reality thing? Not working...

Tori Spelling: Eking out a living any way a talentless hack can.