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That's right, just four months after her birth and one month after her Asian much-anticipated debut in Vanity Fair, rumors are bubbling that little Suri Cruise may have some company in her insane household before long.

On Saturday, paparazzi were on hand to capture Tom Cruise's standard Suri-free outing to cheer on his adopted children with Nicole Kidman -- Connor, 11, and Isabella, 13 -- at their respective football and soccer games.

Doting Dad

His baby's mama, Katie Holmes, accompanied him, and the photographers instantly noticed what appeared to be a slight swelling beneath the super-slim actress' sweat-inducing ensemble of a black mock turtleneck, black bodysuit, second-skin black jeans and green blazer.

In Hollywood, and in Gossip circles, this teeny bulge was enough to spark talk that Scientology may soon add another devotee to its ranks.

Could Katie be incubating a second "glorious," "gorgeous" and completely "normal" mop-topped Tom spawn, or is her apparent puffiness simply the result of too much layering (to ward off the blustery 75-degree chill), or perhaps a remaining pound or two of baby weight, or even an extra-large latte downed moments before the photo op?

Who the hell knows.

As for the long-heralded Cruise-Holmes nuptials, which Us Weekly recently posited were just "days away," but that crappy magazine can't seem to get the on details straight. In Touch says Katie will pledge to love Tom in sickness and in health, in Xenu and E-meters, until death -- career or otherwise -- do they part while wearing a Giorgio Armani creation.

"She wanted something completely original. It will be classic -- long, flowing and fabulous. She's going to look like something out of a fairy tale," the mag claims.

The official word from the TomKat camp has long been that the vow-swap will happen by "early fall," which means right about now-ish.

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Some news vendors in L.A. believe members of the Church of Scientology are buying up multiple copies of Vanity Fair's October issue to make sure that the issue is a huge seller.

Philip Hovan, who owns a local newsstand near a number of Scientology-owned businesses, says he has sold three times the number of magazine -- which features the long-awaited baby Suri Cruise pictures -- he normally does.

Cruisin' For a Bruisin'?

"People have been buying five or six copies each," he says.

And so goes the desperate TomKat image rehab campaign. Have fun with your 5-6 copies, you psychos.

Meanwhile, in other Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes news, the pair are to star in a film together. Sources say Katie has been looking to re-launch her career and it seems that she and Tom will appear in a joint project.

"Tom is looking for a movie that will make the most of their chemistry," a source tells In Touch Magazine. "He's devoting himself to putting together a project that will not only make Katie a bona fide star, but will put him back in the good graces of the movie-going public."

They've got work to do. Look at Katie in this picture! Forget image rehab, get this woman into detox, ASAP. Must... cleanse... mind... with... classic Katie Holmes pic...

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Insiders and sources are talking (anonymously, of course),a nd you know damn well that T.H. Gossip is there when that happens... especially when peeps are talking about Tom Cruise.

The word on the street is that Paramount, which recently fired its golden boy Cruise for his alleged insanity, is gunning for Brad Pitt to take over for Tom in the next installment of the Mission: Impossible dynasty.

Cameron and Tom

At least, that's what various reports say that various other reports in London's Daily Mail, the Evening Standard, the Philadelphia Inquirer and the Bipolar Times (which covers Cruise's career) are saying.

Brad apparently would not play Tom's Ethan Hunt character.

"They're set on Brad taking over as a gutsy new head operative who puts together his own unique team of specialists," the Daily Mail quotes an anonymous insider as saying.

Ethan would be retired off to some sunny isle with his new wife, leaving Shiloh's pop to fight bad guys and pull off some stunts so crazy, you'd swear they were... impossible? Anyway, Paramount is reportedly being real gutsy by offering Brad $39 million for the flick.

We haven't crunched the numbers, but that's got to be more than enough for Brangelina to travel to Ghana or somewhere and adopt a host of new children. Or purchase Ghana.

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In recent weeks we've brought you the ramblings of Bill Simmons, a.k.a. The Sports Guy on ESPN.com. But it turns out there's more to Bill's love of pop culture than we previously believed. His wife, affectionately termed the Sports Gal, weighs in on everyone's favorite brainwashed celeb couple, TomKat, in his latest column! Here's what she had to say:

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Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes Image

Last Saturday afternoon I took our daughter to La Cienega Park in Beverly Hills. There was a kid's soccer game going on and I noticed a big circle of paparazzi crunching around two people. So we moved towards them and it was Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes!

The first thing I noticed was that they were the same height -- he must have been wearing lifts and either she was wearing flats or he had her ankles removed. No way they're the same height. His hips were five inches higher than her hips. But I ended up feeling really bad for them. The photographers were literally two feet from their face and moving as they moved. They just wanted to watch his kid's soccer game.

Then I was thinking about Katie and what her life is like -- she just lost the baby weight and probably still feels fat all the time, but every time she leaves her house, she has to look good enough to be photographed from two feet away. This would drive me nuts and now I understand why most female celebrities end up being nuts. No wonder Kate Bosworth hasn't eaten since 2003. I also felt bad for the other kids in the game.

They're just trying to play soccer and then 40,000 photographers show up. That's not fair. All the celeb kids should be forced to play in celeb youth leagues so normal kids can play soccer in peace. Celeb kids are just going to be screwed-up adults some day, it's not like they have a chance. Normal kids do.

Anyway, I felt bad for Tom and Katie for two days until Bill showed me how they were sitting in the front row of the Redskins game and obviously hoping to get shown on TV over and over again. Now I'm wondering if they alerted the paparazzi ahead of time about the soccer game. They probably did. I hate Hollywood. We need to get out of here.

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Stephen Baldwin is praying for Tom Cruise's soul.

That's right, the Usual Suspects star, a born again Christian, says the insane actor and leading figure in the Church of Scientology is on his hit "hit list." Of celebrities he would like to save, that is.

Disney Princess

"On the Hollywood list of people I pray for often, Tom Cruise is probably number one," the third-best-known Baldwin told Radar magazine. "I'd love to break bread with him and pray with him, and I'd love for the Holy Spirit of God to reveal the truth to him."

Baldwin also says Tom is a very different guy to the one he knew when they starred the 1989 movie Born on the Fourth of July together.

"That regular Joe quality seems to have been lost. When you buy enough of your own hype, then it's not who you are anymore," he said.

Those be fightin' words! Wonder what Suri would say if she existed... oh wait.

In a recent interview, Baldwin also talked about how he decided to sell his plush New York home earlier this year because a sex shop opened in his neighborhood.

At the time, the actor said he planned to shame patrons of the Rockland County, N.Y., store by taking pictures of their license plates and publishing their names in a local paper.

Jenna Jameson? Rolling in her grave. It appears that Baldwin, like Cruise, has gone off the deep end -- albeit a very different end. He's already put Scientology and porn on notice, and God only knows what's next. Stephen Colbert, you've got competition.

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As an actor whose movie plots typically revolve around romance, action and a healthy dose of suspense, Tom Cruise likes to keep the plots of his many flicks closely under wraps.

Now he's doing the same with the production of a lifetime -- his wedding to Katie Holmes.

Tom and Connor

But he's planning on making an honest woman out of his baby's mama very soon, according to Holmes' friend and the president of the Rock & Republic fashion line, Andrea Bernholtz.

"All I really know is that the wedding is soon! They will surprise us all," she said.

The Gossip has learned that after a 15-month engagement, the couple have finally set a wedding date, and it's going to happen in the next 3-6 weeks, a source close to the twosome tells T.H.

The couple's rep, Arnold Robinson, says that the wedding is still in the planning stages, and that they're really excited about it. TomKat has always said they will be married by the early fall, and they are still in that window. They can't wait.

Why did Holmes and Cruise -- whose whirlwind courtship started April 18, 2005, exactly a year before Suri Cruise was born -- wait until now to finally walk down the aisle? Why does Cruise do anything? As recent Tom Cruise pictures indicate, the man is clearly not sane. So any speculation we can offer is pretty pointless. Which is not to say we won't offer it.

Which designer did Holmes pick for her wedding gown?

How did the couple think their Vanity Fair Suri pics came out? What's up next in their careers?

For more details on TomKat's big day and what's in store for the future, stay tuned to T.H. Gossip, the ultimate celeb news source.

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Over the weekend, we saw actor Tom Cruise and his baby's mama, Katie Holmes, taking in a soccer match featuring his daughter, Isabella. Last night, Tom and his son, Connor, took in the Washington Redskins' opener in Landover, Md., along with Holmes.

It was a bit of business and pleasure, as Cruise, who was recently given the pink slip by Paramount, recently signed a deal with 'Skins owner Daniel Snyder, who will finance his production company. Here's TomKat and Connor, photographed on the sidelines last night:

Tom and Cameron

Despite all the hullabaloo over the recently-revealed Suri Cruise, Tom is showing that he's still a huge part of his other two children's life. Both Connor and Isabella were adopted by Tom and ex-wife Nicole Kidman. We applaud his efforts as a good family man. So why don't you just step off, Moby! N-n-n-nobody listens to techno!

While T.H. Gossip has taken plenty of shots at Cruise's insanity, we've never been accused of failing to give props when and where they are due. Some of our staff members have been accused of petit larceny, driving without insurance, disorderly conduct, disturbing the peace and urinating in public, but that's neither here nor there.

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What a dick.

Techno music singer Moby has lashed out at Tom Cruise and his baby's mama, Katie Holmes, for putting their five-month-old daughter on the cover of Vanity Fair magazine, insisting they are using their baby as a publicity prop.

Carrying Suri Cruise

The family posed for a much-hyped 22-page spread in the October issue of the glossy publication, which was shot by celebrity photographer Annie Leibovitz under top-secret conditions. So secret that Suri Cruise had no idea what the hell was going on. Then again, she's five months old and wears a toupee. But no matter.

Here's what Moby had to say about Suri on his blog:

"Are you kidding me? Putting your child on the cover of Vanity Fair? Are they out of their minds? Using a child as a PR prop? Argh. In the grand scheme of things fame pales in comparison to family and child-rearing."

"I don't know Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes, but I really cannot for a second fathom the mindset of parents who would sell pictures of their children and use their children to get better press coverage. I'm sorry, I try not to be too judgmental, but it's gross."

Well said, Moby. Well said. You may be a 40-year-old, hairless techno star (let's just let that sink in for a moment), and it may be your jealousy of Suri's hair talking... but you really hit the nail on the (bald) head with this one.

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But.... what about me!?

Those were the words uttered recently by Tom Cruise's daughter, who is apparently distressed over the attention given to her half-sister, Suri Cruise. Okay, we have no idea if Isabella said that or is even resentful. Or how old she is. But what we do know is that Tom and his train-wreck fiancee / baby's momma, Katie Holmes, checked out Isabella's soccer game in West Los Angeles on Saturday afternoon.

Tired Suri

No word on if the team won, or if topless soccer mom Pamela Anderson was the opposing coach. Or, for that matter, whether Tom Cruise's buddy David Beckham (that dick) bothered to show up, or whether Isabella's mom, Nicole Kidman (she's hot), was in attendance. Or... wait for it... whether Suri's wig blew off in the wind. Oooooooga!

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It's true, folks. As reported last night, Katie Couric presented the first-ever pictures of Suri Cruise to a national audience on the CBS Evening News.

In case you didn't tune in, however, have a look now:

Suri, Tom, Katie

In the Vanity Fair cover story, Katie Holmes talks about how "it's been heartbreaking" to see what's being said in the press about her family and her baby.

The Gossip hopes it didn't contribute to any motherly malaise. We were just curious to see the tyke. And she's adorable. Proud father, Tom Cruise, has proven that insanity really can pay off.

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Tom Cruise Quotes

I was feeling pressed in the interview with Matt Lauer. For me, my issue was really about child drugging. It's not like it is today, like people are really kind of openly talking about this.

Tom Cruise [on Matt Lauer interview]

I can't even articulate it, to be honest. That feeling, that connection. Just who she is and what she means to me.

Tom Cruise [on feelings for Katie Holmes]
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