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We've already compared their celebrity babies - and the results were mixed. Just who is cuter, Shiloh Nouvel or Suri Cruise?

Actually, hold off on that debate. We've got another one for you.

Brangelina at the SAG Awards

We're taking the three most famous couples in Hollywood - or at least the three with the best nicknames and the most pics available - and throwing them into battle. Will Brangelina come out on top due its charitable efforts?

Or might people be afraid to vote against TomKat due to the couple's craziness?

It's hard to say. But Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner are making a late charge for top celebrity marriage. They are pretty darn cute, you have to admit, no matter how much you hated Daredevil.

So let us know which pairing you prefer, fans. Or maybe you think another twosome deserves a chance to shine. Maybe Lauren Conrad and Brody Jenner?

Write in. Let us know.

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The picture below might as well be titled "Portrait of a Very Happy, Slightly Insane, Scientology-practicing Family."

With a bottle and toys in hand, Tom Cruise and his beautiful, brainwashed bride, Katie Holmes, are looking prepared to take their 10-month-old daughter to her big brother's basketball game in Beverly Hills on Sunday.

Off to the Office

If they weren't such lunatics, we'd say this picture is almost cute...

No word yet on whether Connor Cruise's team won the game, or whether that little Asian cutie, Suri Cruise, was vocal in cheering him on.

That's really not important, though. We're just glad to see that TomKat is keeping busy in light of the unsettling injury to BFF David Beckham.

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Numerous sources are reporting that Katie Holmes raised eyebrows with her brainwashed, submissive manner on the red carpet at the Vanity Fair Oscar party.

Upon arriving at the hot afterparty, husband Tom Cruise urged his increasingly strange, once-attractive bride to pose for a photograph alone.

Tom Cruise at Valkyrie Premiere

"Take a shot of her," he told photographers.

But according to an onlooker, the more demure half of TomKat and Poshkat refused to take a picture without her man.

The actor then led the mute mother of Suri Cruise around by the hand, pulling her back and forth while he mingled and she remained silent.

Cruise greeted photographers but didn't introduce Katie, who looked robotic, said absolutely nothing and just stood next to her husband, waiting for him to finish conversations.

The most famous member of the Cult of Scientology later asked her once again to pose for a picture alone. She finally agreed.

"She looks at him for direction," the witness tells Us Weekly.

Man, these two are just barrels of fun.

No wonder the Beckhams are head over heels in love with them.

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Now that Scientology's biggest cheerleader has lured soccer star David Beckham to L.A., he's setting his sights on his Spice Girl spouse.

The New York Daily News reports that with a little coaxing from TomKat, David and Victoria Beckham might become the next celebrity converts to the cult church of Scientology now that they're relocating to L.A.

Becks and Wife

Apparently, Posh has eagerly accepted church literature from Tom Cruise and his new wife, Katie Holmes. What's more, she'll be playing an alien in The Thetan, a new movie produced by Cruise that's reportedly based on his odd religious beliefs.

Apparently, Victoria Beckham's new BFFs have made it their mission to help the former Spice Girl become a household name in the United States. Though you have to think photographs of her giant boobs would do the trick on their own.

For her part, Holmes is trying to line up meetings with movers and shakers like Steven Spielberg. TomKat is undoubtedly feeding status-hungry Posh lines about how joining Scientology will help boost her profile.

Will TomKat's sinister plans work? Will the California-bound Beckhams renew their wedding vows in a bizarre ceremony featuring a prolonged kiss?

Who the hell knows. Or cares, to be quite frank. We do hope they all sit down for an interview with Matt Lauer to discuss it, however. That'd make for great TV.

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Fresh off their Maldives honeymoon, Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes held a post-wedding bash Saturday night at the Los Angeles home of Cruise's producing partner, Paula Wagner, on Saturday.

But the first order of the day for TomKat & Friends was a trip to Cruise's daughter Isabella's soccer game, where Cruise's sister Cass, mom Mary and Holmes' parents - all in town for the party - laughed and kicked the ball around at halftime (Mary even showed off some fancy footwork).

Cruisin' For Bad Hair

In the evening, it was off to Wagner's home, although Holmes's family stopped for appetizers at the Beverly Hills Hotel's Polo Lounge on their way.

At the party, they joined guests including Jennifer Lopez, Marc Anthony, Brooke Shields, Will Smith and Jada Pinkett Smith - all of whom made it to the couple's Italian wedding - along with Steven Spielberg, Jerry Bruckheimer, Orlando Bloom, Dakota Fanning and Cruise's pre-Holmes girlfriend, Penelope Cruz.

Said one guest, "Tom seemed really proud, parading Katie around his guests."

Any tension with his ex? No way!

"There was so much love in the air that it seemed like a family reunion."

No word on whether there were any three-minute kisses or other bizarre antics.

Just a lot of fun! Fanning, Cruise's co-star in last year's Spielberg-directed War of the Worlds, told People Sunday at the premiere of her movie Charlotte's Web:

"They were really happy. It was a fun party, it was great."

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Mmm... steak.

Newlyweds Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes and their usual group of pals - a group including a non- nude Victoria Beckham, Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony - hit up Cruise's favorite eatery, Wolfgang Puck's Cut steakhouse in Beverly Hills yesterday, inhaling steaks before their much-anticipated post-wedding party scheduled for this weekend.

Tom Cruise and Fans

The dinner was a warm-up for Saturday's Scientology freak show lovely wedding reception, being thrown by Tom's business partner, Paula Wagner, who is opening up her L.A. home.

Know who won't be there? The Hollywood Gossip staff. For whatever reason, in spite of our fair and comprehensive coverage, we keep getting snubbed by TomKat. Hard. Also, Oprah Winfrey, who somehow can't worm her way onto the guest list. Sorry, Big O.

Who cares, really, about this snoozefest. TomKat has some seriously lame friends. If someone invited Kristin Cavallari and Lauren Conrad, now that would be worth sneaking into. Oh who the f%*k are we kidding. We'd go anywhere there's free booze.

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A romantic honeymoon in the Republic of Maldives ended this morning for Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes, who took their precious baggage to the airport. They also brought along their cute little Asian baby, Suri Cruise.

Suri Eyes Bounty

The family was reportedly heading home on Cruise's private jet. Much as we love bashing TomKat, we have to say that this impromptu family portrait is awfully cute. Except for the fact that Katie looks topless and like she's a zombie possessed and controlled by Scientology operatives. Sorry, couldn't resist. Loons.

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As is the case with most weddings, TomKat sealed its nuptials with a kiss.

Three long, awkward minutes later, Tom Cruise finally released his bride from his locked lips. Katie Holmes hasn't been heard from since.

Tom Cruise Fan

Ok, that's not true. But the ever-lasting make out session did inspire Good Morning America to think back to other well-known neckings. Here are a few:

MOST INFAMOUS KISS: Michael Jackson and Lisa Marie Presley proved their love at the 1994 MTV Video Music Awards. Tongues were shown, bodies were groped, viewers lost their appetities for days. And the couple divorced two years later.

BIGGEST SURPRISE KISS: Adrian Brody tried to channel his inner sexual chocolate with Halle Berry at the 2003 Oscars. It was awkward.

BEST KISS-OFF: Without question, it's Britney Spears' recent dumping of Kevin Federline.

The only thing K-Fed should be be puckering up for these days is some alone time with memories of a time where people at least knew him as the husband of someone famous.

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It's official: TomKat is a lawfully wedded psycho couple marital unit.

The crazy Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes exchanged vows Saturday in front of more than 150 guests at the Odescalchi Castle in Lake Bracciano, Italy.

Cameron and Tom

"The wedding was absolutely beautiful," says a guest.

Way to elaborate and enlighten us, "guest."

With thousands of fans, photographers and TV cameras watching from afar, Cruise and Holmes were joined by family - Katie's dad, Martin, walked her down the aisle - and a slew of celebrity pals, including Will and Jada Pinkett Smith, Brooke Shields and Chris Henchy, Victoria Beckham (below, right), Jennifer Lopez, Jim Carrey and alien life forms others.

The sunset ceremony was performed by a Scientology freak minister. The wedding party included Cruise's children, Isabella and Connor Cruise (below, left).

The best man was Cruise's best friend, David Miscavige, who happens to be the head of the Church of Scientology. Gulp. That's brainwashing, Holmes. Katie's sister, Nancy Blaylock, served as the matron of honor.

Initially, there were questions about whether Cruise and Holmes' marriage on Saturday was official - the Mayor of Bracciano, Italy, said the couple needed to have a civil ceremony in town in order to make it legal - Cruise's reps say TomKat took care of it beforehand.

"As is customary for couples marrying outside of the U.S., Cruise and Holmes officialized their marriage in Los Angeles prior to their departure for Italy," according to the statement.

Boooooooooooo!

For her "dream cult wedding," Holmes wore an off-the-shoulder Armani gown with an ivory silk train adorned in Valenciennes lace and Swarovski beaded crystal embroidery. She accessorized her gown with an ivory tulle floor-length veil and ivory silk shoes. Armani, which outfitted the entire event (save for Katie's $340 thong and trademark K-Mart casual wear, of course) also supplied the bride's champagne evening gown for the reception.

Saturday's wedding started on a damp note, with scattered rain throughout the morning. Holmes and 7-month-old daughter Suri Cruise were escorted into the castle under a cluster of green umbrellas. A little over an hour later, the groom was escorted from the Hassler hotel in Rome to Lake Bracciano 18 miles away. With the sun going down, candles lit up the perimeter of the 15th-century castle as limos carrying guests drove through the gates.

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Believe it. Suri Cruise, the reclusive little Asian baby, made a surprise, rare public appearance with her mother, Katie Holmes, and her dad, Tom Cruise, at City Hall in Rome. She looks tired. Probably from watching Tom run around the house like a loon and jumping on furniture every day. The guy is straight up insane. Anyway, here are the Suri pics:

Curtain Call

TomKat is now making preparations to get married Saturday in Rome, after Katie's parents reportedly a hissy fit that the couple planned on getting hitched at a Scientology church. Amazing. We can't imagine why they'd object to her being brainwashed by a cult. Or buying a $340 thong. These things make perfect sense.

Tom Cruise Biography

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Thomas Cruise Mapother IV

Tom Cruise Quotes

I was feeling pressed in the interview with Matt Lauer. For me, my issue was really about child drugging. It's not like it is today, like people are really kind of openly talking about this.

Tom Cruise [on Matt Lauer interview]

I can't even articulate it, to be honest. That feeling, that connection. Just who she is and what she means to me.

Tom Cruise [on feelings for Katie Holmes]
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