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You can see the expression of excitement on her cute, possibly Asian face. The adorable little Suri Cruise is amped up for the birthday part of her friend Grier (who's one)... and she's already got a present picked out.Check it out!

Suri's dad, Tom Cruise, also looks to be in a pleasant mood - surprising, perhaps, since Grier is the daughter of his one-time arch-nemesis, Brooke Shields. They've since buried the post-partum depression hatchet, though, so all is well.

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As for Katie Holmes, she seems slightly less enthused about the party. This may be because she's brainwashed, submissive, mute and a on a real short leash. But that's just a guess.

It's good to see Suri Cruise, who also just celebrated her birthday, smiling and having fun. Check out our gallery of Suri Cruise pictures for more images of this cutie pie.

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Yes, the youngest-ever Vanity Fair cover star celebrates the big "1″ today.

Crazy to think that it's been a full year since she was birthed by crazy Katie Holmes. It brings a tear to The Hollywood Gossip's eye.

Katie and Suri Cruise

Not since Howard Hughes has a celebrity so successfully combined fame and reclusiveness like Tom and Katie's little Asian baby, Suri Cruise

Representatives for TomKat are releasing no plans of birthday preparations.

However, sources say this celebrity baby birthday is likely to be celebrated in Shreveport, La., where Katie is filming her new movie Mad Money with Diane Keaton and Queen Latifah.

It's her first film since she began her relationship with Tom Cruise.

Rumor has it he's already on his way down there, to celebrate the big day and to make sure his wrongfully imprisoned bride is under his command.

"She is already down there, and Tom and Suri will be flying in," says our source, who did not say just how short Katie's leash is.

In a change of PR reps, Holmes, the possible unnamed subject of a new novel, recently retained West Coast powerhouse Ina Treciokas as her spokeswoman.

"It's part of a plan to normalize the PR, to get it back to what it was before Tom freaked out," says another insider.

"They realize the problems all began when Tom hired his Scientology sister Lee Anne [DeVette] to run the show."

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TMZ has learned that a woman was arrested in front of the Beverly Hills mansion of Tom Cruise after someone inside the estate tipped off police.

According to police sources, and relayed to us by TMZ, 32-year-old Emily Diane Leatherman, a known transient, was arrested in front of the movie star's home for receiving known stolen property and for violating a court order. It is not yet clear which court order was violated.

Not His Best Look

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The crazy thing? This isn't the first time that Leatherman - who is currently being held at a Beverly Hills jail on $45,000 bail - has been in the news for stalking!

Last year, a judge ordered her to stay at least 500 feet away from John Cusack after the actor claimed that she showed "an unusual interest by stalking, throwing a long letter of interest over my fence in bags with rocks and screwdrivers inside."

Always classy. Leatherman insisted that she was only trying to contact famous people to have them tell her tale of being sexually assaulted and harassed.

Yeah, yeah. That's probably what Dominick Giordano said when he got busted for stalking Michelle Branch earlier this week. It's the oldest story in the book, lady.

We're just glad that little Asian cutie Suri Cruise and her brainwashed mother, Katie Holmes, weren't exposed to any harm as a result of this lunatic.

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When Tom Cruise lets his inner control freak get the best of him, there's one person Katie Holmes knows she can count on for a shoulder to cry on:

Victoria Beckham, Daughter

No, not little Asian baby Suri Cruise.

We're talking about BFF Victoria Beckham.

"Katie has been crying over the phone," an insider tells Us Weekly in its most recent cover story. "She is frustrated. [Tom Cruise] is denying her every single thing."

Once, Katie and Victoria, a.k.a. PoshKat, talked on the phone for four hours.

Victoria Beckham has seen how domineering Cruise can be first-hand.

A source close to the 44-year-old movie star tells Us that he is relentlessly trying to convince the former Spice Girl and her husband, soccer star David Beckham, to convert to his religion.

"Victoria is sick and tired of Tom being on her back about Scientology," says a source close to the Beckhams, who are relocating to L.A. soon.

"Victoria is an old-fashioned British woman who believes in God. She finds it quite rude that Tom is bugging her so much. Not too long ago, Tom left 18 messages in one hour to get them to join the church."

The source adds that Victoria and her giant boobs, which are set to star in a reality show debuting soon, has put her foot down to Tom's pressure.

"When she says no, she means no."

Just what Britney Spears says about drugs.

For what it's worth, Cruise's rep denies it, saying, "This is completely false. Tom does not and never has encouraged anyone to adopt Scientology."

Sure thing, babe. And Lauren Conrad has never made a bad dating decision. Sorry, LC. You know we love you - and that you're smart enough to admit mistakes and learn from them.

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Granted, that's his wife. But rumors have been swirling that Katie Holmes may be pregnant once again, so we can only speculate that all of Tom Cruise's weekend balling wasn't confined to the basketball court...

Tom, Kat

As for the woman on the far right, that's Suri Cruise's grandma. Or Katie Holmes' mama, to put it another way. As was the case the previous time we spotted her, she looks absolutely thrilled to be with her nutty family members - as one can only expect, given the non-stop excitement that is TomKat.

Most likely they're on their way to some sort of sweet Scientology seminar. Or a soccer game. We know Tom Cruise also enjoys balls of that sort.

THG NOTE: If you're dying for more dreadful puns blending the topics of sports and sex, please check out our Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen news sections.

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Are Tom Cruise and his brainwashed, submissive, mute, formerly hot wife expecting yet another visit from the stork in the near future?

According to TMZ, a TomKat confidante went to trendy West Hollywood baby boutique Petit Tresor last week, looking for four "scenarios" for a boy's nursery.

Suri Scores Toys

The friend of Cruise and Katie Holmes was overheard saying:

"We want to be prepared for a baby boy."

Awesome.

We're told the interested themes for unnamed baby boy's room were: sports, nursery rhyme, Scientology, cartoon and the color blue.

Just kidding about the middle one. What would that consist of, though? A bunch of aliens landing and populating the planet and jumping on couches, probably.

Anyway. The estimated cost for an eggshell, blue-themed room alone is a steep $45,000 - but includes a custom-made blue and white antique crib, blue bedding and blue walls with floating clouds, so it's so worth it.

Well, if you're having an alien baby, anyway. Personally, we'd save our money for more important things. Like a Lauren Conrad-inspired wardrobe.

Moving on. The shop was also given a deadline of April 15, three days before little Asian cutie Suri Cruise's first birthday, to come up with the designs.

If the Cruises are expecting a little brother for Suri in the near future, the question is: Is Katie Holmes already preggers, or will said boy arrive via a Third World shopping spree?

Regardless of whether Katie is knocked up like Bridget Moynahan or hunting for an adopted child abroad like Brangelina, the bottom line remains the same:

TomKat is just plain strange.

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Tom Cruise hearts Katie Holmes.

A lot.

A Happy Family

So much so that the crazy, male half of TomKat is going to spend every day on the set of her new film.

Every. Single. Day.

According to the New York Post, Katie Holmes will be going to Shreveport, La., to begin work on Mad Money, a chick-buddy-heist flick also starring Diane Keaton and Queen Latifah, in the next month or so.

And the ever-present, possibly insane Tom has told the producers that he's planning to be on set every day, with baby Suri Cruise in tow.

What's more, an industry insider says that Tom personally chose the movie for Katie because there's no love interest for her and no love scenes.

In other words, no crotch shot potential.

Talk about a tight leash. For the record, a producer for Mad Money tells the Post he doesn't know if Cruise'll be around, and a TomKat rep had no comment.

We can only wonder if Scientology handlers will be on hand as well. You know, in case Katie should be propositioned by any impostors.

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We've already compared their celebrity babies - and the results were mixed. Just who is cuter, Shiloh Nouvel or Suri Cruise?

Actually, hold off on that debate. We've got another one for you.

Brangelina at the SAG Awards

We're taking the three most famous couples in Hollywood - or at least the three with the best nicknames and the most pics available - and throwing them into battle. Will Brangelina come out on top due its charitable efforts?

Or might people be afraid to vote against TomKat due to the couple's craziness?

It's hard to say. But Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner are making a late charge for top celebrity marriage. They are pretty darn cute, you have to admit, no matter how much you hated Daredevil.

So let us know which pairing you prefer, fans. Or maybe you think another twosome deserves a chance to shine. Maybe Lauren Conrad and Brody Jenner?

Write in. Let us know.

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The picture below might as well be titled "Portrait of a Very Happy, Slightly Insane, Scientology-practicing Family."

With a bottle and toys in hand, Tom Cruise and his beautiful, brainwashed bride, Katie Holmes, are looking prepared to take their 10-month-old daughter to her big brother's basketball game in Beverly Hills on Sunday.

Off to the Office

If they weren't such lunatics, we'd say this picture is almost cute...

No word yet on whether Connor Cruise's team won the game, or whether that little Asian cutie, Suri Cruise, was vocal in cheering him on.

That's really not important, though. We're just glad to see that TomKat is keeping busy in light of the unsettling injury to BFF David Beckham.

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Numerous sources are reporting that Katie Holmes raised eyebrows with her brainwashed, submissive manner on the red carpet at the Vanity Fair Oscar party.

Upon arriving at the hot afterparty, husband Tom Cruise urged his increasingly strange, once-attractive bride to pose for a photograph alone.

Tom Cruise at Valkyrie Premiere

"Take a shot of her," he told photographers.

But according to an onlooker, the more demure half of TomKat and Poshkat refused to take a picture without her man.

The actor then led the mute mother of Suri Cruise around by the hand, pulling her back and forth while he mingled and she remained silent.

Cruise greeted photographers but didn't introduce Katie, who looked robotic, said absolutely nothing and just stood next to her husband, waiting for him to finish conversations.

The most famous member of the Cult of Scientology later asked her once again to pose for a picture alone. She finally agreed.

"She looks at him for direction," the witness tells Us Weekly.

Man, these two are just barrels of fun.

No wonder the Beckhams are head over heels in love with them.