Tom Brady

New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady suffered his most embarrassing athletic moment since losing Super Bowl XLII to the underdog New York Giants.

The NFL star fell out of a kayak in the Charles River in Brookline, Mass., and had to be fished out by an elementary school teacher, 7 News Boston reports.

Tom Brady was with wife Gisele Bundchen and a pal at the time.

"We were tying up our boat to a buoy and the boat boy came over and said 'You are never going to guess who is on the Charles renting kayaks right now' and he said 'Want to go check it out?' I said 'yeah,'" local school teacher Robin Leeds said.

Maybe Tom Brady should stick to football.

But when the pair got close to Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen, they realized the quarterback had fallen in the river. Leads helped Brady into her boat.

"I actually asked him why he fell in. He said he was racing one of his friends. It was Tom, Gisele and his friend. So he was racing his friend," she said.

Afterward, Leeds asked for a photo with Brady, who replied, "Of course! You saved my life." No word on whether those pregnancy rumors came up.

Leeds adds that the three-time Super Bowl winner was "really friendly," and also "really appreciative that we fished him out of the Charles."

That's nice to hear. Then again, if you got to see Gisele Bundchen nude every single night, you would be grateful you didn't drown as well.

It's okay, guys. You can go back to thinking that Tom Brady has never Gisele Bundchen naked.

Now that the star quarterback has shot down rumors that his wife is pregnant, we can stop hating the guy. After all, three Super Bowl titles and the eternal affection of one of the world's greatest sports cities is enough.

Does Brady really need to remind us that he goes home and nails Gisele every night, as well?!?

When reporters asked the New England Patriots star about the pregnancy rumors this week, Brady shook his head and said, "No." He added that "one is enough," referring to his son, John, with ex-girlfriend Bridget Moynahan.

We think we know why Tom Brady is smiling. It has something to do with the beauty on his left.

Absence has made the heart grow fonder for Tom Brady.

This is true in the case of football, in which the last full game the star QB played was a stunning, completely awesome loss to the New York Giants in Super Bowl XLII.

More importantly, it is true when it comes to fatherhood.

The New England Patriots quarterback is sharing custody of his 1½-year-old son John Edward Thomas with his ex, Bridget Moynahan, and says that arrangement makes the limited time with his young son all that much more important.

"I don't see him every day, and we play when I change his diaper: lifting his leg up, playing with his toes, biting his feet," Tom Brady tells Sports Illustrated.

"There's a different appreciation. If you had him every day, you'd go, 'Let's just get this done.' But, say, one week a month, you're like, 'This is so cool!'"

Brady, who is rumored to have gotten his new wife Gisele Bundchen pregnant already, says he also missed football when he was recovering from a knee injury.

"When I was playing every week, I bitched about the little things," says Brady. "Like, God, we've got to go outside today? It's raining! … Or, why do we have a meeting at 7:30 to talk about everything we've already talked about? Geez!"

"When you're not playing, you realize you would [gladly] do any of that."

As for his future, Tom Brady says his goals are simple: Play football the best he can, see Gisele Bundchen nude, spend time with his son and enjoy life.

Okay, we paraphrased that quote, but we doubt it's incorrect.

Look out, adorable celebrity babies of the world: a new, cute contender is reportedly on the way.

According to Radar Online, Gisele Bundchen is pregnant.

The super model and husband Tom Brady - who wed in California in February and then again in a small ceremony in Costa Rica in April - are set to welcome their first child as a couple.

No other details are available at this time. Brady has a son with ex-girlfriend Bridget Moynahan, along with three Super Bowl rings and a rebuilt left knee.

If a new report is true, it would mean Tom Brady has seen Gisele Bundchen nude at least once. Damn him.

Is someone trying to dig up good gossip on Tom Brady?

Someone besides us (we really just care about Gisele Bundchen pics)?

The New England Patriots star, actor Matt Damon and various other celebs are apparently the targets of numerous, superfluous searches conducted by law enforcement authorities across the state of Massachusetts.

Officials privy to the audit that turned up the head-scratching statistics told the paper that law-enforcement officers performed 968 searches on Brady.

Inquiries into his home address, gun-ownership record, driver's license info, Social Security number and other stats on the QB were conducted.

Other high-profile types who were also the target of "repeated searches and queries" included Damon, James Taylor, and Boston Celtics star Paul Pierce.

The verdict: The Massachusetts Criminal Offender Record Information system is highly flawed and is vulnerable to use "without any apparent work-related justification," according to state Auditor A. Joseph DeNucci's findings.

Really? After 968 searches? You think?

On the flip side, the system is utilized 13 million times a month, so the total number of inappropriate searches is relatively minuscule - and who wouldn't want to see if there were random celebrity mug shots kicking around somewhere?

"I'm fairly comfortable in saying that 99 percent do not misuse the system," executive director Curtis Wood told the Boston Globe.

Gisele Bundchen and her husband, New England Patriots star Tom Brady, were spotted leaving an OB/GYN’s office on park Aveneue in Manhattan yesterday.

While the ladies know trips there are not necessarily a big deal, does it mean anything that her man tagged along? Does he have nothing better to do?

Could it be she has a baby Brady in the works?

The two were silent as they left. Asked if Gisele was with child, her spokesman at IMG said, "We have no comment on our clients' personal lives."

Her husband has a son, John Edward Thomas Moynahan, with his ex-girlfriend Bridget Moynahan. Gisele recently said she considers John "100 percent mine."

She meant that in the sense of being wholly committed to the boy, of course - but does she want a Tom Brady spawn that is actually 100 percent hers?

We’ll have to wait and see if a baby bump pops up. Meanwhile, here are some Gisele Bundchen pictures from the Japanese edition of Numero magazine:

Gisele Bundchen recently said that Tom Brady hates having his picture taken. Now we know why - he apparently chokes harder than he did in Super Bowl XLII.

Seriously, Tom. Way to ruin an otherwise perfect photo of your gorgeous wife. Your job is quite simple. Just stand there and let her do the work next time.

Okay, so Gisele still looked pretty stunning at the star-studded Costume Institute Gala at The Metropolitan Museum of Art in New York City on Monday night.

Another sports star in attendance? Tony Parker, who accompanied his wife, Desperate Housewives star Eva Longoria, who shined in a backless black DvF gown.

Which couple do you think looked better at the event, which featured fashionable celebs ranging from supermodels to the Olsen Twins? Tell us below ...

Which couple looked better?

When a female fan approached NFL star Tom Brady’s wife, Gisele Bundchen, at Svedka’s Summer Fling party at New York's Grammercy Park Hotel over the weekend asking for a photo with the couple, the supermodel was blunt.

“I’d love to, but Tom hates being photographed. He wouldn’t want to,” the Brazilian stunner said, adding that her husband “always says no.”

In fact, attempting to take one clandestinely may get you shot at.

But he was in good spirits, at least. The two sucked face all night: “They couldn’t keep their hands off each other!” a Daily News source said.

The evening wasn’t all fun for the fab duo, unfortunately: Gisele kicked one poor fella out of the elevator, saying it was too full, while Brady was heard complaining that it "took 20 minutes to get in" because the line was “too long.”

Since Tom wouldn't allow himself to be photographed over the weekend, here are some older Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen pics. Click to enlarge:

His wife and his son, that is. Not her son, technically.

That honor belongs to Bridget Moynahan, who was none too pleased to hear Gisele Bundchen say adorable John Edward Thomas was "100 percent hers."

Cat fight!

All was well with the newlyweds over the weekend, though. Here's Gisele Bundchen, hubby Tom Brady and 20-month-old John strolling around Vancouver ...

During their visit to the Canadian city, Tom and Gisele walked around downtown and then jumped on an AquaBus to visit the Famous Granville Market.

The celebrity news photographer even managed to get this great picture of the hotties and the little guy without being shot at. Good times all around.

As for Moynahan, she's in town filming Ramona and Beezus (with Selena Gomez, who's been frolicking around with her rumored beau Taylor Lautner).

Guess that explains the somewhat random vacation destination.

"I thought this was going to be my last job."
- Celeb gossip photographer Rolando Aviles

This minor detail was, for some reason, left out of mainstream media reports of the decadent Tom Brady-Gisele Bundchen wedding in Costa Rica Saturday: a pair of paparazzi say they “narrowly escaped death” after being shot at.

Bundchen’s security guards apparently fired at celeb gossip photographers outside her beachside wedding to the New England Patriots quarterback. No one was reported hurt in the incident, but Costa Rica police are investigating.

“Are they insane?” asked photographer, who was covering the wedding for INF Daily. “I could have lost my life for the sake of some pictures Gisele didn’t want published. I couldn’t believe it when I realized what they had done.”

According to spokesmen for the celebrity photo and news agency, the shutterbugs were hiding in the brush near Gisele Bundchen’s estate taking some pictures when they were accosted by the newlyweds’ security guards.

The photographers, Cortez and Rolando Aviles, were marched up to Bundchen’s villa, where they were ordered to surrender photos and video. Bundchen had a deal with a Brazilian magazine for exclusive rights to the wedding pics.

They refused and fled with the security guards in hot pursuit.

Cortez and Aviles ran to a waiting SUV and jumped in as a guard fired a shot at them, the photo agency said. The bullet shattered the Suzuki’s rear window, passed between the two men in the front seat and bounced off the windshield.

“No one was hurt, but one of their cars was messed up,” the INF spokesman said. The agency posted pictures of a photographer standing by an SUV with a shattered back windshield. A second image shows a photographer holding a bullet.

It is unclear if Mr. and Mrs. Brady and their guests knew about the incident, but it gives new meaning to the term "shotgun wedding." Or maybe "38mm wedding."