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We know who Gisele Bundchen will be voting for in this poll ... once she finishes praying for a Patriots win in Super Bowl XLVI Sunday night. But what about you?

Gisele's husband, Tom Brady, goes for his fourth Super Bowl win when the Pats take on the New York Giants and Eli Manning, who's in search of his second ring.

The big game is as close to a toss-up as you can get, and both quarterbacks have proven themselves to be MVP-caliber. But which would you rather ... you know?

Vote for the hottest signal-caller in THG's survey below!

And the Winner is?

Eli Manning or Tom Brady: Who would you rather ... you know? Vote for which QB is the bigger hunk in THG's very scientific and important poll now! View Poll »

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An email sent by Gisele Bundchen to friends and family asking them to pray for Tom Brady before the Super Bowl has sparked widespread ridicule in New York.

The sappy Brazilian supermodel (and Brady's wife) writes: "Dear sweet friends and family. This Sunday will be a really important day in my husband's life."

"I feel Tommy really needs our prayer, our support and love at this time."

Excuse us while we vomit on cue.

Gisele Prays For Tom Brady

"He and his team worked so hard to get to this point and now they need us more than ever to send them positive energy so they can fulfill their dream."

"So I kindly ask all of you to join me on this positive chain and pray for him, so he feels confident, healthy and strong before this Super Bowl. Envision him happy and fulfilled experiencing with his team a victory this Sunday."

Boo hoo. As if being a handsome, multi-millionaire NFL legend who sees Gisele Bundchen nude weren't enough, l'il "Tommy" needs positive thoughts to be confident, healthy and strong? Does Melinda Gates pray for Bill's continued affluence?

Get outta town. This prayer is equally pointless because God was been waiting smack the Patriots down for eliminating Tim Tebow and His Broncos. Bank on it.

Not to mention, the Giants' pass rush will inflict too much pressure on Brady, while Eli Manning has been playing out of his mind. The Giants also have Victor Cruz.

Sorry Gisele.

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If betting on sports were legal, the THG staff would be a rich group. We went 3-0-1 in opening round NFL playoff predictions last weekend, even correctly forecasting Denver's upset over Pittsburgh.

Stick with us, readers. We know what really counts in these matchups.

Now we're back to tell you which teams will advance to their respective conference championship games. First up: Five key comparisons between the New England Patriots and Denver Broncos, who square off Saturday night at 8 p.m.

Pats vs. Broncos

NUMBER OF TIMES QB HAS GOTTEN LAID:
Patriots: At least two
Broncos: None
Edge: Patriots

QUARTERBACK-BASED PROOF THAT GOD EXITS:
Patriots: This wife
Broncos: This play
Edge: Patriots

EXPERIENCE WITH CHAD OCHOCINCO:
Patriots: Disappointing free agent pickup
Broncos: None
Edge: Broncos

STAR PLAYER'S GOD-GIVEN ABILITY:
Patriots: Dancing
Broncos: Everything
Edge: Broncos

POSSIBLE ACHILLIES HEEL:
Patriots: Pass defense, running game, overconfidence
Broncos: Satan
Edge: Patriots

THE VERDICT: It will be closer than people expect, but the Patriots take it. Seriously, if Tebow is tight with the son of God, Brady must at least be BFFs with His nephew. The Golden Boy has a huge day.

WHO DO YOU THINK WILL WIN?

 

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Now we know why Tom Brady was not invited to appear on Dancing with the Stars this season.

The Super Bowl-winning quarterback traveled to Rio de Janiero this week to celebrate the tradition known as "Carnival." Cameras captured the Patriots star on the street during the event, donning a ponytail and attempting to shake his groove thing.

The result, as seen here? More embarrassing than Brady's performance against the Jets in the 2011 playoffs. Then again, who are we to judge? The quarterback did go back to his hotel with THIS after the celebration.

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New England Patriots star Tom Brady is known for his shaggy mane, but how would he look with Brad Pitt's hair? Or The Situation's? Esquire decided to find out.

The publication's gallery of faux Brady haircuts is full of classics, but these two take the cake. Which look should the star QB emulate tonight against the Jets?

Brad's wavy, flowing locks are too much for any woman to resist, but the douche-tastical Situation haircut might psych out defenses due to sheer hilarity ...

Which Hairstyle Looks Best?

New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady is known for his shaggy mane, but vote on which of these other two stars' hairstyles he should try to emulate! View Poll »

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Looks like Tom Brady has come down a severe case of Bieber Fever - and the only prescription is emulating the teen heart throb's signature bangs. Or something.

Just as his wife, new mom Gisele Bundchen, made her comeback on the catwalk in Brazil, the NFL star made his own debut - a Justin Bieber-esque bowl cut.

The overgrown mop is a far cry from the slick, neat look usually sported by the shortly-coiffed Brady, but gotta give Brady credit for embracing the inevitable.

Justin Bieber consumes us all.

It’s hard to think of anyone but the "Baby"-faced singer when you look at the athlete. So we have to ask: Who do you think has the better hair? Vote below!

  • Tom Brady, John Edward Thomas Moynahan
  • Radio Interview Pic

Who has better hair?

 

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Benjamin Brady's parents not only gave him the best name and DNA out there, they're also making sure the four-month-old isn't lacking for affection.

Just 10 days after attending his aunt's Brazilian wedding, Gisele Bundchen and Tom Brady were spotted with Ben on a (cute!) family day out in Paris.

Under warm skies, the trio, joined by Gisele's mother and sister, took off from their hotel for a private 90-minute lunchtime cruise along the Seine.

Here's a photo of this adorable new family unit ...

The NEW Brady Bunch

BUNDCHEN BUNCH: Or Brady Bunch. Either way, so cute!

Don't let Us Weekly fool you. Stars are not like us. They are richer and better looking. But sometimes, you do catch them in a moment we can all relate to and appreciate.

"Tom, Gisele and Benjamin were posing for family pictures, kissing the baby, and each other," says an onlooker. "The baby was sleeping very peacefully in Gisele's arms."

Despite his messy breakup with ex Bridget Moynahan, Tom and Gisele actually seem like a laid-back, low-profile couple. They got married last year, and their baby son's birth in December has clearly brought them even closer together.

Click to enlarge more Benjamin, Tom and Gisele Bundchen pictures ...

  • Benjamin Brady
  • The Bundchens
  • Tom, Gisele and a Son
  • Group Hug!

[Photos: Fame Pictures]

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Tom Brady and his wife, Gisele Bundchen, have welcomed a baby boy.

It's Tom's second child (he and Bridget Moynahan have a son as well), and the first for the Brazilian supermodel. Congratulations to the new parents!

Alba and Honor

Details of the baby's birth (like when and where), his vital statistics and the things that everyone wants to know (like his name) have not yet been released.

Brady is scheduled to address reporters later this morning.

Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen just had a baby boy!

The birth caps a banner year for the GQ Man of the Year, who tied the knot with Gisele in April and returned to the football field after a knee injury this fall.

He also saw Gisele Bundchen nude about nine months ago this minute.

That's gotta be up there with three Super Bowl titles on his list of life achievements. Maybe even above them. If they had won a fourth, though, who knows.

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Tom Brady has three Super Bowl rings as quarterback of the Patriots.

He came back from a devastating knee injury to return to top form.

He's one of the most respected professional athletes in the world.

He's remarkably handsome and gets to see Gisele Bundchen nude.

That's quite a resume, and when you think about it, there's pretty much no reason he shouldn't be on the cover of GQ's Men of the Year issue. Way to go, Tom!

In the mag, Tom talks about his wedding to Gisele, saying that despite being big stars, "We planned [the wedding] in like 10 days, and it was perfect."

Their February 26 wedding, at Santa Monica's Catholic Church, was a small affair with only immediate family, including parents and Brady's son John.

"We went back to the house and I barbecued aged New York strips. We had champagne, a cake, ice cream. It was a great night," Tom Brady said.

"I think you always have an idea that weddings need to be 200 people, but there was really something special about just having our parents there."

As for married life now?

"We find time to spend together," says Brady, who is expecting a child with his wife in December. "But Gisele understands the job requirements."

Click to enlarge pics of other GQ Men of the Year below ...

  • Pine Picture
  • Clint Eastwood Picture
  • Hangover Crew
  • A Barack Pic

[Photos: GQ]

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Tom Brady likes operating out of the shotgun on the football field. Gisele Bundchen's bodyguards seem to like operating them as well - against paparazzi.

That's the allegation of a federal lawsuit by a couple of celebrity gossip photographers who claim they were under fire - literally - from her security team.

Gisele Bundchen Nude Pic

The men claim they were shot at while attempting to cover the sexy pair's April wedding. Who says everyone who works in gossip just sits around in PJs?

Echoing allegations made at the time of the soiree, Yuri Cortes and Rolando Aviles claim that they were shaken down by Tom and Gisele's security detail.

After managing to escape, the photographers fled in their SUV.

They look so nice. But step back or they'll have you SHOT!!!!!!

That's when the guards opened fire, allegedly, which blew out the car's back window and "narrowly missed striking" the celebrity gossip photographers.

Sounds like a pretty traumatic experience, and forwhat purpose? Not even a glimpse of Gisele Bundchen nude is worth that. Well, probably not anyway.

The photographers and their fellow plaintiff, the Agence France-Presse, are seeking at least $1 million in damages. Tom and Gisele had no comment.

In other news involving NFL stars and shootings, Plaxico Burress, late of the New York Giants, was handed a two-year prison sentence today. Ouch.

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