They made us never want to attend any of Jonah Hill's pool parties.
They referred to Matt Damon as a "garbage person."
And they hilariously slammed George Clooney's love life.
Yes, Tina Fey and Amy Poehler totally owned the Golden Globe Awards for the second consecutive year. Relive their top monologue zingers below:
Amy Poehler: “Matt Damon is here for Behind the Candelabra. Matt, on any other night in another room, you would be a big deal. But tonight, and don’t take this the wrong way, you’re basically a garbage person.”
Tina Fey: “Bradley Cooper is here, star of American Hustle. Interesting trivia: The original title of that movie was Explosion at the Wig Factory.”