God is most definitely NOT a Broncos fan and is NOT helping Tim Tebow engineer fourth quarter comebacks for Denver, according to a rep for The Church of Satan.

Magus Peter H. Gilmore, a high priest in the Church, says if God helps Tim win games, He would be actively making others lose, which makes absolutely no sense.

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With Tim Tebow as their starting quarterback this season, the Denver Broncos are 7-1, sitting in first place despite their signal caller's throwing motion looking uglier than this photo of Kim Zolciak giving birth.

So, what is accounting for the team's success? A stout defense? Matt Prater nailing two 50-yard-plus field goals at the conclusion of yesterday's 13-10 victory? Will McGahee running for nearly 100 yards every Sunday? No, no and no, says Wayne Hanson, one of Tebow's pastors in Colorado.

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