Tim Tebow is very religious and also very bad at playing quarterback in the NFL.

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Chuck Norris has penned an ode to embattled quarterback Tim Tebow.

In the 1,500-word missive, the actor writes that "America has the UFC (Ultimate Fighting Championships) and the UCP (Ultimate Clutch Players) One is mixed martial artists, and the other is quarterbacks of the NFL. They all are athletic warriors who are extremely determined to win."

He then goes on to praise Tebow, who was recently cut by the Jets and is seeking employment.

"My favorite in the UFC is Georges St. Pierre. My favorite UCP in the NFL is Tim Tebow," Norris notes. "I have been following Tim since he became a quarterback for the Florida Gators, and I have never seen a more determined and inspiring athlete play the game of football. And I’m not alone in that sports assessment."

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Tim Tebow can't catch a break. Not even in his adopted hometown.

With the quarterback having been released last month by the Jets and now looking for a job, a contingent of Jacksonville Jaguars fans have started a website that urges ownership NOT to sign the former Florida Gator.

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It's called Evenifhesreleased.com, a reference to the response given by new Jaguars GM David Caldwell when asked Tebow in January:

"I can't imagine a scenario where he'd be a Jaguar, even if he's released."

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The saga of Tim Tebow continues today with a White House petition in which fans of the maligned QB urge the Obama administration to take action immediately.

Specifically, they want the White House to force the NFL's Jacksonville Jaguars to sign Tebow, who was cut loose by the New York Jets last month.

  • Tim Tebow Off the Field
  • President Obama Photograph

Fans of Tebow have started a petition to President Obama, asking that he step in and make a personal call to Jaguars general manager David Caldwell.

However, the petition does not just stop there, and the fans will only be satisfied if Tim Tebow is signed and guaranteed a starting place in the team.

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Tim Tebow has been offered a job with the Omaha Beef, although the Nebraska indoor football team makes no guarantees about him starting.

Hey, you gotta see how he looks in workouts first.

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Just the same, they're willing to open their checkbook for the recently-released New York Jet. If Tim signs, he can expect a sweet $75 per game.

Beef assistant general manager Andrew Mather said Tuesday he doesn't expect to hear back from Tebow's agent, but he thought it was worth asking.

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Tim Tebow has been offered a gig in the wake of his release by the New York Jets.

That's the good news for TT. The bad news? It's with the Lingerie Football League.

And not even as a QB. They want him as a coach! The guy really cannot throw.

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The Legends Football League - formerly the Lingerie Football League apparently - has extended an offer to the man they hope will become its National Quarterbacks Coach.

Tebow's agent recevied a letter from LFL President Mitchell Mortaza. It reads:

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The Tim Tebow era is over in New York.

Following a tumultuous season that saw him make far more noise off the field than on, this former Heisman Trophy winner has been released by the Jets.

Tim Tebow as a Jet

"We have a great deal of respect for Tim Tebow," coach Rex Ryan said. "Unfortunately, things did not work out the way we all had hoped."

"Tim is an extremely hard worker, evident by the shape he came back in this offseason. We wish him the best moving forward."

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Tim Tebow Movie Star?

Hey, it can't work out any worse than Tim Tebow Professional Quarterback.

The famous virgin has been offered David Dginguerian's next movie, as the producer sent a letter to the signal caller this week and referred to Tebow as an "inspiration to so many on the field and off."

As a result, Dginguerian is "certain that [his] passion will also come through in films."

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Is Team Tebow headed for the Arena League?

The former Denver Broncos quarterback, who has no future with the New York Jets - and, many believe, no future as a quarterback in the NFL - has been offered a job with the Orlando Predators.

Virgin Tim Tebow

Says Predators owner Brett Bouchy, comparing Tebow to an eventual Super Bowl champion:

“I think he would definitely improve as a quarterback in our league. Kurt Warner told me once that when he got back to the NFL after playing in the Arena League, the NFL game was like slow motion. Everything in the Arena League is just so much faster and quicker and predicated on accuracy. Whenever Tim is willing, we have a contract waiting for him to sign.”

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Tim Tebow has backed out of a speaking engagement at the First Baptist Church of Dallas after learning of the controversy surrounding Dr. Robert Jeffress, a preacher there who has denounced Jews and homosexuals.

In a Tweet this morning, the terrible quarterback did not mention Jeffress by name, but wrote:

Tim Tebow in Sweater

"While I was looking forward to sharing a message of hope and Christ's unconditional love with the faithful members of the historic First Baptist Church of Dallas in April, due to new information that has been brought to my attention, I have decided to cancel my upcoming appearance."

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