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Consider yourselves warned, THGers: The first photos from the new Tila Tequila sex tape are here.

As previously announced, the deranged Z-lister is coming out with a new amateur pornography, this one starring herself (as a British person, apparently) and an unnamed male partner.

It will be available online via the official Vivid Entertainment website tomorrow and it will be titled "Tila Tequila: Backdoored and Squirting." We know: try not to vomit all over your keyboard.

Courtesy of TMZ, we now (un)proudly present a series of images from the video, which at least don't feature Tequila dressed as a Nazi...

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by Hilton Hater at

Sorry, folks. We were wrong.

There is no new Tila Tequila sex tape coming on the market.

But there is a sex tape with Tila's British half-sister, Ashley, who is seen below flirting with a guy and also prompting that same guy to make some seriously satisfied sounds.

The naughty parts have been blacked out, but the footage is worth watching anyway for Tila's British Ashley's fun accent. Enjoy now:

Tequila has been back in the news for all the wrong reasons lately.

She said a couple weeks ago that Paul Walker was murdered and then she went on a crazy diatribe in defense of Hitler.

So at least it's good to see Tila back to what she does well: pretending to be someone else as she has sex on camera with random partner.

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by Free Britney at

Tila Tequila is allegedly making a new sex tape, and the video will hit the Internet within the next couple of weeks. Knock us over with a feather, we know.

The new tape, like the old, is expected to be pretty hardcore, with an unexpected twist. This time around, TMZ reports, she's getting it on with a guy.

That's right, Vivid Entertainment - the folks behind the Kim Kardashian sex tape and so many others - obtained footage of Tila recently boning on video.

The company plans to release the tape just in time Christmas.

If that doesn't sound like a great stocking stuffer, what does?!

According to those who've seen the new Tila Tequila sex tape, calling it hardcore is an understatement compared to her last version, a girl on girl affair.

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by Hilton Hater at

Remind me to delete this video after we're done...

So says Tila Tequila to the camerawoman in the following X-rated preview for her forthcoming sex tape, Tila Tequila Uncorked. Wouldn't you know it, though: someone forgot to remind her!

As a result, Vivid Entertainment will release what it hypes as the "first-ever all-girl celebrity 3-way" on February 14. It features Tila and two random women, one of whom makes the exciting announcement below: Tequila's on the menu all night! Cover your wife's eyes/ears and watch now:

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by Hilton Hater at

In a new Tila Tequila sex tape, this celebrity blogger lies back and really takes it from a pair of random women.

Conversely, Vivid Entertainment is NOT taking any illegal maneuvering from its competition, issuing a letter to Porn Hub that demands it remove a five-minute clip of the video from its website.

A Tila Pic

TMZ has obtained the document, which states that Vivid owns the rights to the latest desperate plea for attention from this troubled Z-lister. The company plans on releasing the tape on February 14 and tells Porn Hub that any streaming of it constitutes copyright infringement.

"There is enormous interest in this sexy and controversial celebrity, so when we were offered footage of her with two of her girlfriends, we acted immediately," said Steven Hirsch, founder/co-chairman of Vivid.  "Their sex is extraordinarily graphic and hot. We know that our fans will enjoy it because Tila's sexual appetite is like her life style - she holds nothing back."

Hirsch says the footage was shot within the last two years.

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by Hilton Hater at

Tila Tequila is really only famous for two things:

  1. Being insane.
  2. Getting naked.

Combine the number of times this unstable Z-lister has posed in the buff with the number of celebrity sex tapes already on the market, and you get an incredibly boring set of images from Tila's 2004 romp with an ex-boyfriend who is allegedly blackmailing her. Peep the pics below and see if you agree.

Tila the Tease

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by Hilton Hater at

A Tila Tequila sex tape does not exist. How can we be so certain? Because Tila Tequila - the same woman who lied about a pregnancy and an adoption and faked a suicide attempt - claims there is one.

In an interview with Radar Online, Tila says an ex-boyfriend is trying to extort her, threatening to expose a video of the pair going at it unless she shells out $75,000.

"He has the audacity to not only betray me with the love that I had for him, but to use that to exploit me and hurt me," Tequila says, using big words we didn't think she knew existed. "This is extortion and my lawyers are fully aware and are fighting back by filing an injunction against him."

Right. Because the last thing someone as classy and someone so shy about publicity as Tila would want is for a sex tape to get out.

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by Free Britney at

Another week, another bit of naked drama for Tila Tequila.

The "star" claims a "sex tape" was stolen off of her laptop.

At Play and Work

Just days after her Ustream naked video rant shocked the world, a sex tape surfaced on a porn site (4tube.com) showing Tila in a compromising position with a naked man.

Why the Tila Tequila sex tape is surfacing now, we have no clue. Nor does Tila, who claims it was ripped from a laptop that she reported stolen roughly two years ago.

She's threatening to sue the site for posting the clip.

You don't often see Tila Tequila this clothed. [Photo: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]

Tila's lawyer, Cyrus Nownejad, who's a busy man these days, says "A police report has been filed for Tila's stolen laptop computer which contained that specific clip."

He adds of his client's naked video of the day that "I am currently in the process of sending a cease and desist letter and a notice of intent to sue if it's not removed."

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