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Tila Tequila turns 31 years old today and the former reality star has many things for which to be thankful.

Namely, that she's still alive.

The former reality star, who was likely chosen in many Celebrity Death Pools, has spent time in rehab and even faked her own suicide once. She makes Kim Kardashian look like someone NOT in need of attention.

Tila Tequila Strikes a Pose

But Tequila has now made it over three decades on this planet and that in itself is a worthy accomplishment for this troubled young woman.

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Tila Tequila has not really made news since campaigning to be Charlie Sheen's next goddess in March.

But the rarely-clothed former reality and sex tape star is in the headlines today because she's celebrating a major birthday: the big 3-0. How will you honor the occasion? With a Tila Tequila Uncorked viewing, perhaps?

Tila Tequila, Fully Dressed

Seriously, though, folks Tequila is a troubled soul who could use your birthday wishes. She doesn't exactly have a lot of friends and she can barely afford any articles of clothing. See what we mean in the following photo montage:

  • Covering a Nip
  • Scarcely Clothed
  • Unattractive
  • Dangerous Kiss
  • So Messed Up

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27.

No, that isn't the number of men Tila Tequila went home with last night, nor is it the number of Tila Tequila nude photo spreads this reality TV star has posed for.

Instead, it's the vixen's new age, as she celebrates a birthday today! In honor of the model, here's a photo tribute to Tila. Click on each picture below for larger images of this beauty in all her Tequila-ness.

(Editor's note: 90210 star Shenae Grimes turns 19 today; but you need to do more than eat a salad once/week in order to earn top birthday billing.)

  • Tila Tequila Picture
  • Tila Tequila in Playboy

Tila Tequila Biography

Tila Tequila Picture Tila Tequila got famous via MySpace and used this fame pose for Playboy and Penthouse. She's also starred in the aptly named MTV reality... More »
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Tila Tequila

Tila Tequila Quotes

They are much hotter this time. Before season 1, I didn't know that I would be into the dikish kind of girls. I thought I was only into lipstick lesbians. But the show actually helped me open up and I realized that I do like the butchy girls a lot.

Tila Tequila [on season two contestants]

I think nerdy stuff is sexy. I like to watch the History Channel and learn about the universe, quantum physics and stuff like that.

Tila Tequila
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