Tila Tequila

Tila Tequila has been very, very, very, very, very busy Tweeting.

Somehow, though, in between bitter, nonsensical messages aimed at Casey Johnson's friends and family, Tila has found time to start her own record label. Seriously.

Well, seriously if you believe a word Tila Tequila writes and says. On her official blog, this is how the certifiable nut job explains her latest endeavor:

I am EXTREMELY excited to announce that now have my very own RECORD LABEL!!!!!!! It's just called "TILA TEQUILA RECORDS" because that name is trademarked already so I might as well use it for the Record Label too!  For a long time I have been trying to get this up and going since the beginning of this year and now it's FINALLY DONE!!!!!!!  IT is OFFICIAL!  Tila Tequila has her own record label "TILA TEQUILA RECORDS!"

Why should you choose this label over pretty much any other option? Tila lists a few reasons:

• A new artist signed at a "Major Record Label" is about 90% likely to "end up miserable and broke" because the album will never be released and/or promoted.
• Tila will "INSTANTLY, literally give you overnight fame."
• She won't take any commission off your record sales.
• YOU WILL BECOME A MAJOR SUPERSTAR FASTER THAN YOU CAN SAY "SUPERSTAR!"
• Tequila is "a young, hot, sexy biatch who is relentless and passionate in what she does!"
• Artists under Tila's label will accompany her on tours around the world and receive free first class trips. She will set them up with personalized merchandise and YouTube channels that make money.

In the end, Tequila writes "I am the new P.DIDDY except I'm in my 20's, FEMALE, and BOSS BITCH!"

So... what are you waiting for, aspiring singers? Forget American Idol auditions. Forget local club or bar performances. You wanna make it big? Tila is just a website away!

Breaking, almost definitely made-up news: Tila Tequila is pregnant!

In her latest stream of Tweets - which follow last night's God-based barrage - Tila claims she is taking the high road; that haters are pissing off the Almighty; and hints strongly that she has a bun in her warped oven.

Like Tina Fey impersonating Sarah Palin, the most damning, hilarious evidence of Tequila's publicity-inspired madness is simply to list her Twitter messages word-for-word. Shake your head over them (listed from latest to oldest, all within an hour) below...

• Thank u everyone for your kind words. I am off to bedrest again now. I have let go of all anger inside of me. It feels so good! TTYL! xoxo
• My Wife has passed away and all I have left is the baby. I wish mean people can just respect the dead and respect a new life growing inside!
• The doctor i visited says that all this stress and negative people around me getting me upset, can affect the baby in a bad way. Pls stop.
• Yes I promised myself and my wifey that we WILL NOT discuss anymore thing about this. SO with that said. I have AMAZING NEWS 2 SHARE W/U!!!

• I just want to go back to the way things were. Let me mourn my wife in private. I want to talk about the FUN things that I wanted 2 tell u!
• As for me, I am so tired. I have no energy to defend my wife anymore. I faint, Im tired & this is not good for my baby. Leave us alone pleas
• & for the haters. Please stop. Enough with this vile vindictive behavior. Respect my Wife please. She is dead. Let her rest in peace please!
• My only wish is 4 all the negative people to leave me alone please. I dnt want to talk to media, I dnt want 2 deal w/haters. Leave me alone.
• I love my wife and will always forever. I'm not doing a press tour like those other people "AHEM" we know who they are. Gross! Whatever.
• Those disgusting people who talk shit about my wife are upsetting God right now, and that is who she's with. I'm taking the high road now.

Over the weekend, when asked by E! News about Casey Johnson's funeral, Tila Tequila (shockingly) made the event all about herself. She said:

"I don't want to talk about the funeral. I wasn't allowed to go and I am so upset. I can't sleep and I am on suicide watch."

Fortunately, it sounds as though the attention-starved blogger is no longer in danger of slitting her wrists. She's moved on, as evidenced by a series of Tweets she posted last night.

We really can't do her apology to God, nor her vow to be happy in honor of Johnson, justice. So we'll let Tequila take it from here...

• 1st I would like to Apologize to GOD for feeling vindictive. It's tough right now, but I'm better than that. So I apologize God. Never again
• Wow I feel A LOT better now! No point in wasting negative energy on negative people. It gets you NOWHERE!
• So tired of drama. YOU GUYS READY FOR THE "OLD" TILA BACK??? Cuz I'm back & I love POSITIVE THINGS!
• Ok I LOVEEEEEE feeling this happy again! YAYY I MISSED FEELING THIS WAY SOOOOO MUCH! WEEEE! Can u give me 3 more minutes 2 enjoy this? hehe
• Umm excuse me to the happy cockblockers! My Wifey would NOT want to constantly see me sad. She wants to see me HAPPY! So now I will do that!
• Naw I've had a very long long past few weeks. Me tired. Me going to sleep now. Good news tomorrow ok? me go bye bye zzzzzz is that mean? lol

We're glad Tila is feeling better, but bummed this may mean the end to her Twitter war with Perez Hilton.

Below, watch a hilarious video that recounts how these two losers have been at public odds with one another.

In case your Internet connection has been broken over the last few days, we'll quickly bring you up to speed:

Casey Johnson passed away on January 4. She was reportedly engaged to Tila Tequila, who has spent the last week blogging, Tweeting and calling out the family of her deceased girlfriend.

Based on these actions, the talentless, attention-mongering reality star has come under fire for exploiting Johnson's death in the name of publicity.

Her response to these accusations? She never asked to be in the news and everyone is just jealous. We'll let Tila, via her latest blog entry, take it from here...

I didn't ask for this, but I guess it comes with the territory, and as for the people constantly talking shit about me, calling me names, you know what?  You're just the jealous ones who have nothing better to do with your lives.

I may have grown up from a poor family, but at least one thing they taught me was hard work, manners, and treating others the way you want to be treated.  I love people, I love my fans, and I am an all around pretty much an old fashioned Southern Gal from Texas.

As for those scantily-clad photos that Tequila posed for, just days after Casey died? Come on. The photographers were being really nice!

"Some paparazzi's can be really nice," she wrote, butchering the English language worse than she's butchered the public's sympathy for her. "Like the ones who showed up at my house and that's why I let them take pics of me and was being nice back."

Tila's overall message? Be nice to me and I'll pose seductively for you. Otherwise, you're just jealous.

Anyone out there got a message for her?

Tila Tequila continues to mourn the passing of Casey Johnson in an unusual, publicity-whorish manner.

Just hours after she posed seductively for the paparazzi surrounding her home, Tequila has gone on yet another Twitter rant against Casey's family.

In a new post, she refers to them as "piece[s] of s- - -" that "abandoned" their daughter and adds:

"Some ppl think just cuz they're rich that they can just stomp all over other ppl. Even if that means taking away their daughters happiness! My Wife hated them. Just wait til I tell everyone the truth I have proof."

Tila is certifiably insane and is inexcusably using Casey's death to garner headlines for herself. But her facts in this instance aren't entirely off base.

Johnson's family cut ties with their daughter years ago, citing the drug and alcohol abuse that led to her unstable behavior. Her father, New York Jets owner Woody Johnson, lost his brother to a drug overdose in 1975 and is sensitive to the issue.

The New York Daily News reports he hoped this example of tough love would set Casey straight. Sadly, it didn't work out that way.

And Tequila won't let anyone forget it: "Her family abandoned her for 5 years, her friends never called her, ONLY I DID," she wrote. "Who was there for her? I WAS! I took care of EVERYTHING!"

Early this morning, Tila said she promised to "tell all" about Casey's personal life. We have no idea what that means, but we do know this much: Tequila is an extraordinarily troubled individual.

If Tila Tequila is truly broken up over the death of her fiancee, Casey Johnson, she has a strange way of showing it.

We're not even referring to the fact that she called the police on Nicky Hilton; made up a rumor that the socialite wants to kill Casey's dogs; and has Tweeted close to 100 messages since Johnson passed away.

Instead, we're talking about Tila's reaction to the paparazzi surrounding her home today.

Did she greet them with tears and a plea to leave her alone? Quite the contrary.

She brought her breasts out to play and posed seductively for the cameras. We know that's a reflex for Tila at this point, but you'd think the death of a loved one would cause her to act a bit abnormal at least...

How strong Tila Tequila must be to smile through her pain, expose her cleavage, put a flower in her hair, lead photographers around her house and expose her cleavage some more. [Photos: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]

Meanwhile, Tila continues to Tweet her supposedly broken heart away. She wrote today:

"I was the ONLY one who was constantly checking on my Wifey cuz I knew something was wrong... Casey cut out a lot of 'bad' people from her past to be with me cuz I was a good influence on her. We were so in love."

Ah, so that's why Tequila is posing in this manner. Out of love. She just wants Johnson see her breasts from heaven.

While Casey Johnson's death has caused heartbreak for her friends and loved ones, it's also caused an ex-lover's tiff between two of the socialite's former girlfriends.

Since Johnson passed away last week, Tila Tequila has sent out over 75 Twitter messages. They've grown uglier over time, as Casey's fiancee has found herself under fire from many of Johnson's friends and family members.

Yesterday, for example, Nicky Hilton and Bijou Phillips came over to take Casey's dogs away from Tila. She called the police on them and has since Tweeted allegations that the two friends have put the canines to sleep.

"I guarantee that those poor little doggie has been put to sleep as I type this.... If any1 is an animal lover like me, putting a dog to sleep before it's time is just wrong & that's what they did."

Hilton and Phillips both deny they have any intention of taking this action against the animals.

Courtenay Semel and Tila Tequila were once happy and in love. But that was a long time ago.

Meanwhile, Tila has also typed out against those that claim she took advantage of Johnson, essentially making up their engagement for the sake of publicity.

"Casey Picked ME Over Her Family & Thats Why They R All Badmouthing Me in Press Cuz She Loved Me More," Tequila wrote. "I Can't Bring Her Back Now But At Least I know the Love Between us WAS REAL & They CAN NEVER TAKE THAT AWAY!"

Courtenay Semel isn't trying to take anything away.

But the ex-lover of both Johnson and Tequila is sick of the manner in which Tila is exploiting this tragedy. She told People magazine:

"The thing I find the most sickening is that the media is giving [her] the one thing she craves: attention. Tila, you knew her for a week."

Just a couple weeks before Johnson died, Tila went off on Courtenay, referring to her as a vile and evil person. Upon the death of their mutual acquiantance, it doesn't seem like this feud will be resting in peace any time soon.

Things continue to spiral out of control for Tila Tequila.

In mourning over the death of fiancee Casey Johnson, Tila got into such a tiff with other friends of Casey that she called the police yesterday. Here's what went down:

Nicky Hilton and Bijou Phillips came by Tequila's house yesterday to pick up a few of Johnson's belongings, most notably her two dogs. Tila refused to hand anything over.

Once the LAPD showed up around 2 p.m. - due to a "verbal dispute," an officer on the scene said - Tila was forced to wheel out a rack of clothing and both little dogs, who had been locked in a bedroom.

Following the exchange, Tequila told the media: "They don't care about the dogs. They are putting them to sleep to bury with Casey."

Both Hilton and Phillips denied this was their plan. The former also held a memorial at her home in honor of Johnson last night. Tila wasn't on the guest list.

After this incident, and after bashing Courtenay Semel to the press, Tequila seems to be losing more than just her loved ones and her mind these days. She, unfortunately, has few friends remaining.

In the wake of Casey Johnson's death, we hope Tila Tequila finds peace.

But that may be hard to come by as long as the former reality star continues to feel such hatred toward certain people in the world, namely Casey's ex-girlfriend, Courtenay Semel.

Shortly before Johnson passed away, Tequila spoke to In Touch Weekly about the troubles her fiancee endured. She pointed a finger at acquaintances that teased and tormented Casey.

“They are all just mean girls who pick on her,” said Tila. “I wish they would go on with their lives and leave us alone because we don’t have time for that pettiness.”

Tequila saved most of her wrath for Courtenay, the daughter of former Yahoo! CEO Terry Semel and a former flame of both Tila and Johnson. About a year ago, sources said Semel set Casey's hair on fire.

“Courtenay is a crazy vile woman and she is the most evil person,” Tila said of her ex. “She would bad mouth Casey all the time."

Seen here with ex Courtenay Semel and with fiancee Casey Johnson, Tila Tequila has never been shy about her relationships. [Photos: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]

Despite Court's warnings, Tila said she found Casey to be a wonderful girlfriend.

“I was so shocked because I thought she was going to be the crazy person that Courtenay was telling me. But she is the sweetest, cutest, most sensitive woman I’ve ever met in my life.”

Full disclosure: Courtenay Semel is a friend of the site. What will she have to say in response to these accusations? We'll try to find out and pass along her response to a curious public.

You won't believe this, but Tila Tequila recently wrote something on Twitter that wasn't true. We'll give you a few moments to get over the shock...

Earlier this week, the troubled reality star said she had agreed to be a surrogate mom for her brother and typed the words: "I'm pregnant."

Now, however, she tells Life & Style that she's isn't exactly knocked up, but:

"I'm about to be. When I tweeted that, I figured there's not enough space in the 140 characters. [I meant] I'm going to give him a Christmas present that's going to change his life."

You might be better served just going with a PlayStation 3, Tila.

Tequila says she plans on getting impregnated and then handing the child off to her sibling.

"I don't have time to take care of a real baby of my own," she said. "I feel I am very ready to experience the whole pregnancy process, but without having to actually have the baby as mine."

If Tila actually goes through with this, it will certainly be a kind, warm-hearted gesture. But she'll forgive us if we're skeptical.

In June, she Tweeted about another pregnancy, only to delete the post and take everything back days later.

Best of luck waking up next to this trainwreck each morning, Casey Johnson!