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Tila Tequila has overcome a lot in the past year, such as imaginary miscarriages and accusations of murder.

But the blogger has come out of it a better person, one who totally shies away from the spotlight now. Okay. That's not true. She's just stopping drinking for now.

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"Last year, I was going through a really tough time," Tila told Radar Online. "I have my doctor and my therapist and I went constantly I got sober."

From Charlie Sheen to Tila Tequila, CBS continues to set a good example for all viewers.

How much has Tequila - who will actually guest star on this week's episode of $#*! My Dad Says, above - changed? She says:

"I want to cover up more and I don't want to show too much cleavage. I feel like an adult now. I feel like a woman. The girl last year... I feel like that girl is so far away. I feel like she's dead."

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In news that should come as no surprise to anyone familiar with their dating history, Dave Navarro is giving it to Tila Tequila.

Taking advantage of a new opportunity to make headlines, Tequila is blabbing to people people that the two are "in love," as a source tells E! News they've been dating for "about six months."

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"They're both serious, but she is way, way into him and stays at his place all the time," says the insider.

Hey, as long as she isn't faking pregnancies and miscarriages, it's progress.

Dave Navarro flashes the number of condoms he uses per penetration of Tila Tequila.

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In October, photographer Garry Sun claimed that Tila Tequila kidnapped his girlfriend.

Nothing really came of that allegation, however, except for a restraining order against the man who admits he once dated the pathetic celebrity blogger.

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Now, Sun has upped his accusatory ante: in an interview with Perez Hilton, he makes it clear that he thinks Tila played a major role in the January death of Casey Johnson.

Simply put, Sun says: "Part of the reason why Tila is trying so hard to to have me silenced, jailed, or killed, is because we now know she was responsible for Casey Johnson's death."

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Tila Tequila has turned the tables on Garry Sun.

Late last week, a judge granted a restraining order for this sad sack of a celebrity blogger against the photographer who accused her of kidnapping his girlfriend, Shyla Jennings.

Failing to Sing

The legal documents state that Sun must remain 10 yards away from Tequila at all times, which is a hilariously tiny figure. He could totally still toss rocks or something at Tila from that distance.

Following the issuing of this order of protection, Tila told TMZ she's set to file a lawsuit against Sun for "making such crazy allegations about me." But there's another twist that casts doubt on the validity of this story:

Jennings says she no clue who Garry Sun is. No way he and Tequila are working together to desperately extend the latter's 15 minutes of fame, right? That just doesn't sound like something Tila would do at all.

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Whether she's claims to be pregnant or in possession of a successful music career, Tila Tequila is typically the one making wild allegations.

But a photographer that used to date this trainwreck is the one who came out this week and accused Tila of kidnapping his girlfriend and holding her at gunpoint.

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According to legal documents obtained by Radar Online, Garry Sun alleges that Tequila broke into his Texas home last week and tried to extort Shyla Jennings, his lover.

“Shyla was kidnapped from her home in Houston, TX and was flown to Los Angeles. Thien Nguyen [Tila’s birth name] drove to my home address with 4 armed men with guns threatening to kill me and threatened my father... who was home. This event later led to extortion in order to save my life," the documents read.

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Tila Tequila is really only famous for two things:

  1. Being insane.
  2. Getting naked.

Combine the number of times this unstable Z-lister has posed in the buff with the number of celebrity sex tapes already on the market, and you get an incredibly boring set of images from Tila's 2004 romp with an ex-boyfriend who is allegedly blackmailing her. Peep the pics below and see if you agree.

Tila the Tease

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Might Tila Tequila actually be telling the truth about something?

Earlier this week, the certifiable loon claimed that an ex-boyfriend was threatening to release a sex tape of the former couple unless she coughed up $75,000. We figured she was lying because she's Tila Tequila. She lies every time her lips move.

A Shot at Tequila

But Tila actually hired an attorney to ask a Superior Court judge for an injunction today, one that would prevent the release of this video. The lawyer claimed the seven-year old tape was an invasion of privacy and a misappropriation of her image.

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A Tila Tequila sex tape does not exist. How can we be so certain? Because Tila Tequila - the same woman who lied about a pregnancy and an adoption and faked a suicide attempt - claims there is one.

In an interview with Radar Online, Tila says an ex-boyfriend is trying to extort her, threatening to expose a video of the pair going at it unless she shells out $75,000.

"He has the audacity to not only betray me with the love that I had for him, but to use that to exploit me and hurt me," Tequila says, using big words we didn't think she knew existed. "This is extortion and my lawyers are fully aware and are fighting back by filing an injunction against him."

Right. Because the last thing someone as classy and someone so shy about publicity as Tila would want is for a sex tape to get out.

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The move may have made her famous, but Tila Tequila might finally regret posing naked for Penthouse back in the day.

After all, so many people have now seen this vixen's bare breasts that they did nothing to prevent a vicious attack over the weekend.

Legs Wide Open

As previously reported, Tila took to the stage at a concert in Illinois on Saturday known as Gathering of the Juggalos. Shortly into her set, unruly attendees opened up multiple gashes across Tequila's face by hurtling beer bottles at the trainwreck of a singer.

Pieces of human excrement were also involved.

Prior to the outbreak of violence, Tila tried to calm the crowd by taking off her shirt. That act - PICTURED BELOW - only riled up her drunk critics even more.

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Tila Tequila probably does not deserve to be hit in the face with beer bottles and/or watermelons soaked in urine.

But that's exactly what happened at a concert in Illinois over the weekend, as the mentally unbalanced D-lister refused to heed organizers' warnings about a rowdy crowd, took the stage to rap, refused to walk away when booed - and then got attacked by a bunch of utter morons.

"I contacted my agents and told them my concerns, and my agents contacted the people who run the event, and they swore to us that there'd be a 100 or more security guards and that nothing like that would happen, and that they needed me to go," Tila told E! News last night about the build-up to the incident.

Tequila says the event was "unorganized" and "the atmosphere was really violent."

Once she got on stage to sing her disaster of a single, "I Fucked the DJ," Tila said:

"Everyone started booing, and I was like, 'Alright, this is a violent and tough crowd,' so I went out there just to try and have fun...But immediately before I got up there, things were being thrown, there was so much stuff being thrown, besides just beer bottles."

At one point, she "looked down and saw human poop." That's never fun.

Tequila will clearly milk this scandal for every second and every penny she can. Along those lines, a lawsuit is already in the works.

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