Tila Tequila

Whether she's claims to be pregnant or in possession of a successful music career, Tila Tequila is typically the one making wild allegations.

But a photographer that used to date this trainwreck is the one who came out this week and accused Tila of kidnapping his girlfriend and holding her at gunpoint.

According to legal documents obtained by Radar Online, Garry Sun alleges that Tequila broke into his Texas home last week and tried to extort Shyla Jennings, his lover.

“Shyla was kidnapped from her home in Houston, TX and was flown to Los Angeles. Thien Nguyen [Tila’s birth name] drove to my home address with 4 armed men with guns threatening to kill me and threatened my father... who was home. This event later led to extortion in order to save my life," the documents read.

Tila Tequila is really only famous for two things:

1. Being insane.
2. Getting naked.

Combine the number of times this unstable Z-lister has posed in the buff with the number of celebrity sex tapes already on the market, and you get an incredibly boring set of images from Tila's 2004 romp with an ex-boyfriend who is allegedly blackmailing her. Peep the pics below and see if you agree.

Might Tila Tequila actually be telling the truth about something?

Earlier this week, the certifiable loon claimed that an ex-boyfriend was threatening to release a sex tape of the former couple unless she coughed up $75,000. We figured she was lying because she's Tila Tequila. She lies every time her lips move.

But Tila actually hired an attorney to ask a Superior Court judge for an injunction today, one that would prevent the release of this video. The lawyer claimed the seven-year old tape was an invasion of privacy and a misappropriation of her image.

A Tila Tequila sex tape does not exist. How can we be so certain? Because Tila Tequila - the same woman who lied about a pregnancy and an adoption and faked a suicide attempt - claims there is one.

In an interview with Radar Online, Tila says an ex-boyfriend is trying to extort her, threatening to expose a video of the pair going at it unless she shells out $75,000.

"He has the audacity to not only betray me with the love that I had for him, but to use that to exploit me and hurt me," Tequila says, using big words we didn't think she knew existed. "This is extortion and my lawyers are fully aware and are fighting back by filing an injunction against him."

Right. Because the last thing someone as classy and someone so shy about publicity as Tila would want is for a sex tape to get out.

The move may have made her famous, but Tila Tequila might finally regret posing naked for Penthouse back in the day.

After all, so many people have now seen this vixen's bare breasts that they did nothing to prevent a vicious attack over the weekend.

As previously reported, Tila took to the stage at a concert in Illinois on Saturday known as Gathering of the Juggalos. Shortly into her set, unruly attendees opened up multiple gashes across Tequila's face by hurtling beer bottles at the trainwreck of a singer.

Pieces of human excrement were also involved.

Prior to the outbreak of violence, Tila tried to calm the crowd by taking off her shirt. That act - PICTURED BELOW - only riled up her drunk critics even more.

Tila Tequila probably does not deserve to be hit in the face with beer bottles and/or watermelons soaked in urine.

But that's exactly what happened at a concert in Illinois over the weekend, as the mentally unbalanced D-lister refused to heed organizers' warnings about a rowdy crowd, took the stage to rap, refused to walk away when booed - and then got attacked by a bunch of utter morons.

"I contacted my agents and told them my concerns, and my agents contacted the people who run the event, and they swore to us that there'd be a 100 or more security guards and that nothing like that would happen, and that they needed me to go," Tila told E! News last night about the build-up to the incident.

Tequila says the event was "unorganized" and "the atmosphere was really violent."

Once she got on stage to sing her disaster of a single, "I Fucked the DJ," Tila said:

"Everyone started booing, and I was like, 'Alright, this is a violent and tough crowd,' so I went out there just to try and have fun...But immediately before I got up there, things were being thrown, there was so much stuff being thrown, besides just beer bottles."

At one point, she "looked down and saw human poop." That's never fun.

Tequila will clearly milk this scandal for every second and every penny she can. Along those lines, a lawsuit is already in the works.

WATCH THE FULL INTERVIEW WITH E! BELOW.

Key details involving a washed-up rapper, bare breasts and a piece of fruit covered in human excrement are emerging regarding the Saturday night concert at which Tila Tequila was brutally attacked.

For once, the mentally unbalanced D-lister has not invented a sordid story, as multiple reports confirm that Tila did, indeed, suffer bloody wounds as a result of a rowdy crowd at the Gathering of Juggalos in Illinois.

A former professional wrestler named Colt Cabana was in attendance, for example, and says attendees began to boo lustily as soon as Tequila took the stage and started rapping her single, "I Fucked the DJ." In response, the former realty star took off her shirt - but this only elicited more insults and projectiles, such as beer bottles...

... and a watermelon that had been soaked for two days in urine and feces, a security guard allegedly claims, which a concert goer had been saving for Tila.

Despite this incident (or maybe because of it), Cabana said he enjoyed the event, specifically the performance of Vanilla Ice on "Ninja Rap" from the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret of the Ooze soundtrack. Really, he said that.

Meanwhile, Tequila's rep says a "lawsuit is pending" regarding the beating (which you can watch HERE); while her manager adds:

"Tila has gotten medical care for the horrific attack that happened to her this weekend at the Juggalos event in Chicago and is in good hands right now and under medical direction. She would like to thank all of her fans for all the love and support that they have given."

The entire thing is shocking. Seriously, who knew Tila had fans?!?

Tila Tequila says she was attacked on stage at a concert in Illinois this week.

The unstable former reality star got up in front of a crowd of about two thousand at the Gathering of the Juggalos in Illinois, an event featuring acts such as the Insane Clown Posse and Kottonmouth Kings.

From there, this is what she told TMZ went down:

"I went onstage and immediately, before I even got on stage, DUDES were throwing HUGE STONE ROCKS in my face, beer bottles that slit my eye open, almost burnt my hair on fire cuz they threw fire crackers on stage, and they even took the sh*t out of the port-0-potty and threw sh*t and piss at me when I was onstage."

Continued Tila:

"These people were trying to kill me.  So then after the last blow to my head with the firecracker they threw at me exploded, my bodygaurd and the other security grabbed me and ran as fast as they could to the shitty trailor.  Since their security SUCKS, the 2 thousand people ran after us, trying to kill me.  They almost got me so they finally reach the trailor, blood all over myself, cant stop bleeding, then all of a sudden, all 2 thousand people surround the trailor and busts the windows!!! 

Even the guys INSIDE with me were shaking!  Their hands were shaking cuz they were so scared!  So 3 guys inside the trailor had to grab a table and push it over the broken windows and grabbed all the chairs they could find so hold the people from outside back.  It was scary as hell!"

Tequila, of course, faked a suicide in June and is in serious need of mental help.

That doesn't mean this incident didn't occur (police confirm they responded to the scene, with the sheriff saying things "got out of hand") - but that details from Tila's mouth can't ever always be trusted.

** UPDATE: There's now video of the incident! Check it out below, as Tila continues to rap and curse off the crowd, even as it boos the heck out of her and starts to throw stuff...

Tila Tequila has exploited the death of Casey Johnson for personal gain; stripped down for the camera; and even faked a suicide attempt.

But she may have finally hit rock bottom with the following news:

Tila will NOT be taking part in the next edition of Celebrity Rehab.

The reality star had blogged about her inclusion on this VH1 series in May, saying she'd finally agreed to get treatment for her addiction to Ambien. But when Radar Online asked her rep if Tequila would be a cast member on the show, he simply replied: "No."

Seriously, what does it take to get booted from Celebrity Rehab?!? Dr. Drew Pinsky lives to profit off the troubles of Z-list stars.

Reports say the show is still scheduled to begin filming this month. Only Jason Wahler and Jeremy London are on board, though sources say the network is trying to sign up former tennis star Jennifer Capriati.

If it really wants to set a ratings record, there's an obvious candidate in need of MAJOR help: Mel Gibson.

Tila Tequila needs significant professional help - and, no, Dr. Drew Pinsky won't cut it.

The troubled D-lister took to her blog Friday night and posted a video of her bloody arm, allegedly sliced open at the wrist by one of her multiple personalities named "Jane."

Wrote Tila: "I don't know what happened. People don't believe I have multiple personalities but this morning the last thing I remember was falling asleep cuz I was so tired. I blacked out and now that I just woke up from excruciating pains all over my body, there was blood and dope everywhere! She is evil!

She single handedly smashed and broke EVERYTHING in my bedroom! Both nightstands, the bed lights, all of the surround sound system, my tv boxes and there's glass everywhere. There's even chunks  of meet coming out of my arm from the deep slits from her slicing up my arm from all the broken glass! My arm meet from inside is starting to bubble up and seep through the cuts. This is so f***ed up.

Now that I'm awake, she just left but I have no recollection of what happened to me. I'm just crying right now hiding in my toilet...my entire room is in shambles. All the new furniture is broken and glass all over the bed. I don't know what's happening!"

This incident caused cops from the North Hollywood Police Station to conduct a “welfare check” on Tequila on Saturday.

They found her at home, utterly confounded over why anyone phoned the authorities with concern over her well-being.

“Peace out u ignorant f---. Not my #TilaArmy but whomever said I'm commiting suicide! F--- OFF! Why would I??? I got mad $$$ & LOVE! STFU,” Tila Tweeted soon after the police left.

They are considering charges against Tequila for pulling such a stunt and wasting their time. But one thing is for certain: Either Tila truly suffers from multiple personality disorder; or she faked suicide to get attention.

The same conclusion can be drawn from either belief (and from this outfit): she needs MAJOR help.