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Tila Tequila aims to inspire with her pregnancy, and very existence on this planet.

Ever since Thomas Paxton Whitaker got Tila Tequila pregnant (allegedly), she's been acting nothing short of angelic, despite her troubled past - and Whitaker's.

She claims that the father of her unborn child has a drug problem, they're not together, and she's cut him out of her life to protect her baby and her sobriety.

Recently, she opened up on Facebook (obviously), about the topic:

"I will break the cycle so that my baby will have a chance at a proper life and I am going to spoil my child with all the love, and support that he could ever imagine!"

"Everything I do will all go to my baby. This brings me the most joy to know that I can spoil him and give him the world!"

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It appears as though Tila Tequila is telling the truth for once: she really is pregnant.

The former reality star made this unexpected announcement last week and Thomas Paxton Whitaker has now confirmed that he's the man who had unprotected sex with the troubled Z-lister.

But that doesn't mean they are on good terms at the moment.

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"The two of us are soon to share a child with one another, [but] Tila and I are not together as a couple and we are no longer pursuing a relationship with each other,” Whitaker tells Radar Online.

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Is Tila Tequila pregnant?

Yes, according to the VERY troubled former reality star, who posted a photo of her supposed baby bump online last week and wrote that she is "10 weeks" along.

And now Tequila is doubling down on this claim, opening up to Us Weekly about the impending child and the affect it's having on her life.

"It has been quite a painful journey for me, and I never thought I was going to make it out alive,” says the star, whose fiancee died in 2010 and who went to rehab in 2012.

“So to be able to do a total 180 and finally be blessed with my first child gets me so emotional that I can barely even handle it."

"The only difference is that now these tears I cry are of joy, and no longer of sadness."

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Tila Tequila is pregnant, or so she alleged/threatened in a Twitter post Friday. If it's true, prepare yourselves for the apocalypse, 'cause that may be next.

The controversial reality star told her followers:

“Surprise!! I’m 10 weeks pregnant! I just couldn’t hold it in any longer as this brings me so much joy and happiness to know that there is a baby Tila on the way."

“Yayy! I’m gonna be a Mommy!”

Yayy.

"May God bless my little bundle of joy on this Good Friday! I love you sooooo much little baby!" she added, one day after teasing us with the following:

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They say that fame is fleeting... but it can also be mysterious.

Especially in this day and age - when stars can be made purely out of Instagram photos and scandalous Tweets - it's necessary to sometimes stop and ask:

Wait... why is that person famous again?

This can be true for those you may despise (hi, Kim Kardashian!) and also for those you admire (what power does Kate Middleton hold, exactly?).

With this in mind, we've come up with 13 pretty big celebrities whose names keep being in the news despite a lack of any discernible skill. Apparently, all it takes to strike it big is to film a sex tape and/or be a terrible mother:

Kim Kardashian
The most obvious selection here. She is world famous because she had sex with Ray J on camera and knows how to use Instagram.

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Consider yourselves warned, THGers: The first photos from the new Tila Tequila sex tape are here.

As previously announced, the deranged Z-lister is coming out with a new amateur pornography, this one starring herself (as a British person, apparently) and an unnamed male partner.

It will be available online via the official Vivid Entertainment website tomorrow and it will be titled "Tila Tequila: Backdoored and Squirting." We know: try not to vomit all over your keyboard.

Courtesy of TMZ, we now (un)proudly present a series of images from the video, which at least don't feature Tequila dressed as a Nazi...

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We know we shouldn't be giving Tila Tequila, but...

The severely troubled star - who, over the past few weeks, has alleged Paul Walker was murdered; dressed as a Nazi while defending Hitler; and released a British-themed Tila Tequila sex tape snippet - took to her blog yesterday to shoot down the Holocaust as a "myth."

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"This has been a long time coming," Tequila wrote on a URL we refused to publicize here. "Let us be free of this myth and these lies that keeps us all bounded to slavery and ruled by a bunch of treacherous zionists!"

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Sorry, folks. We were wrong.

There is no new Tila Tequila sex tape coming on the market.

But there is a sex tape with Tila's British half-sister, Ashley, who is seen below flirting with a guy and also prompting that same guy to make some seriously satisfied sounds.

The naughty parts have been blacked out, but the footage is worth watching anyway for Tila's British Ashley's fun accent. Enjoy now:

Tequila has been back in the news for all the wrong reasons lately.

She said a couple weeks ago that Paul Walker was murdered and then she went on a crazy diatribe in defense of Hitler.

So at least it's good to see Tila back to what she does well: pretending to be someone else as she has sex on camera with random partner.

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Tila Tequila is allegedly making a new sex tape, and the video will hit the Internet within the next couple of weeks. Knock us over with a feather, we know.

The new tape, like the old, is expected to be pretty hardcore, with an unexpected twist. This time around, TMZ reports, she's getting it on with a guy.

That's right, Vivid Entertainment - the folks behind the Kim Kardashian sex tape and so many others - obtained footage of Tila recently boning on video.

The company plans to release the tape just in time Christmas.

If that doesn't sound like a great stocking stuffer, what does?!

According to those who've seen the new Tila Tequila sex tape, calling it hardcore is an understatement compared to her last version, a girl on girl affair.

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Earlier this week, Tila Tequila donned a Nazi uniform and defended Hitler as a misunderstood artist who was just seeking some love.

Now, in an epic rant that would make Kanye West jealous, the deranged Z-lister has a message to Jews who were offended by those words:

Take a chill pill!

Tequila blames Jews for "refusing to forgive and forget" in the following video, while also saying her Nazi garb was "satire" and the Illuminati are out there and she's been alive for thousands of years and there's a "fourth dimension" and the New World Order Zionists have attacked her.

It's confusing. It's funny. But it's really very, very sad. Watch now:

Tequila also believes Paul Walker was murdered.

Tila Tequila Biography

Tila Tequila Picture Tila Tequila got famous via MySpace and used this fame pose for Playboy and Penthouse. She's also starred in the aptly named MTV reality... More »
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Tila Tequila Quotes

They are much hotter this time. Before season 1, I didn't know that I would be into the dikish kind of girls. I thought I was only into lipstick lesbians. But the show actually helped me open up and I realized that I do like the butchy girls a lot.

Tila Tequila [on season two contestants]

I think nerdy stuff is sexy. I like to watch the History Channel and learn about the universe, quantum physics and stuff like that.

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